Foamy, you are a bad squirrel! How dare you mock moi by using my ‘real’ initials of F. B. for your latest episode entitled FORUM BORE ‘EM — ‘A RANT ABOUT FORUMS & CLOSE-MINDED BLOGGER ASSHOLES…!’ How dare mock your ‘fellow brother’ by using his level degree of ‘33‘ for you weblink!
You will offer us an apology of walnuts, free T-shirts and mugs sporting your anger and hatred for us forum participants and blogging perfections. You will bow down to your Almighty God, the Kitty Kat known as ‘Flynn’s Paws’! You shall become our newest pet and take your place beneath our ever watchful eyes as we rake your gray furs off your back with our sharpened claws.
‘Flynn’ has become very cross at your foul-mouth and grows quite impatient at your belligerent behavior. It’s all because you too, my little ‘friend’, cannot get a life away from your computer and your addiction to Macromedia. Try as you may we will continue to rant about our opinions. This is our purpose to tell the truth, which you and your pea-brain cannot understand.
Open your eyes, you gray squirrel! You are tiny and a rodent. We are mighty and much more. We pray that you will turn away from the dark forces which possess your hardened heart and blackened website. All hail to ‘Flynn’s Blogs’, an ego extraordinaire! She has spoken but is sleepy. But will Foamy listen? Meh!
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