For humor value, a very brief open letter in response to the depressed supervisor (via a forum post entitled: ‘T.O.A.D.S. , A Depressed Agents Plea !‘
Dear ‘Agent Smith’:
We regret to inform you that you and your toads will continue to get licked by team orgonite!
There is no way in hell things are going back to the past. Orgonite gifting done out on the field as well as orgone related experiences and observations posted on the forums are for humanity, yea, and the whole planet. There will be more, I say, more efforts on licking the likes of you toads.
However, be not dismayed as we are quite sympathetic by the effects that orgonite has on your agents. Sometimes we warriors do need rest but that’s only because nature calls too. So buck up you old whippersnapper, take a hint that we won’t simply go away and have a blast or boost on us!
Anonymously yours,
Booger Picker
P.S. If in the near future you are employed with WalMart, please let us know of any sales on fly swatters? These make practical, hand-held debugging tools for those superior pests.
Author’s note: I meant to post this into that forum but didn’t want to get carried away or wipe out all my fun without the opportunity to ‘lick the toads’ or ‘kiss the frogs’ for my ‘prince charming’.
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