Kill a ball with an iron stick?
Light my candle of angered wick!
Wrong person to foolishly pick
Government agents should not trick.
Bad associations — my tick
From Pete and ‘JB’ to buck-teeth hick
Dare to play with my money! Quick!
Oil business import – export slick
Off with your heads, ‘ragging’ prick!
Stoning to your heads with my brick
Cook your goose well for my tongue lick
Lose your weight from girth so thick!
Fat ass bankers greedy to kick
Hand signals — middle fingers flick
Our patience tired and sick
For pissing this high clearance chick!
Four dark stanzas of ‘Not a funny joke, Fat Ass!’ poem with eight syllables in monorhyme.
Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.
Oh, John Jr! That’s longer than I would ever imagine, especially for your conditions! So I shouldn’t rant like this…