The spirit of shopping begins for us. I awoke at around 09:00AM, ate breakfast with my parents and decided we had to go shopping for X-mass items. I was feeling congested but knew if I had my one and a half dose of coffee, I would feel more energized.
Actually the morning shower helped open me up to energy that I needed to get through a slow shopping day. I had gone poop earlier while ‘Kali-Maw’ washed the tray and fed the parakeets. At around 11:00AM we were in the car. We shopped at the Dollar Tree store for two of my X-mass ornaments; two cards for two brats and ‘Kali-Maw’s decoration.
‘Shiva-Paw’ had to get out of the car to bring along three bottles of water and one juice. This is for lunch, which we had at McDonald’s restaurant after shopping in the Nex II for my X-mass tree topper, three outdoor lighted reindeers; five electrical extension cords; front door mat with Santa Claus design and a box of expensive stainless steel cookware for ‘Kali-Maw’s friend, ‘Fake Lunatic, the younger sister of the crazed ‘Liar Lunatic.
Lunch was two large fries; two double cheeseburgers and one double cheeseburger for me. I ate the other half of ‘Kali-Maw’s sandwich so that makes me fat. At Nex I, we purchased one X-mass vest for me and a white fleece jacket for ‘Kali-Maw’. Other personal hygiene products were ‘Shiva-Paw’s $9.99 Wahl electrica shaver, a cuticle nipper and a septic pencil for stopping the bleeding for me or the parakeets.
We arrived home at 02:30PM and we finished unloading the purchases. My second tree is completed with its new star topper with lights and $2.00 worth of small ornaments for the Dollar Tree store. The next step is to assemble the three lighted reindeers on the front lawn.
We will attend mass and probably eat dinner later.
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