Dear diary,
I’d like to know the exact time that the SOTU (or State of the Union) Address by rDT. I’ve browsed online and I could NOT find timestamp for tomorrow 02/05/2019. The Wikipedia.org site mentioned a 09:00 PM EST for 01/30/2019.
I do NOT want a job interview in person tomorrow if rDT is gonna speech. I need to be sitting down on my rear end and chatting via a Live Stream on YouTube and in the comfort of my home, which is my daddy’s paid-off house.
I am hoping that all of the problems of this hellish planet could be shot down in one fell swoop during tomorrow’s speech by the “scary one”, which an alto told to me upon seeing my Trump Cat shirt of red – the same one that Madam Mews once had but one size incorrect. She had fangs sticking outta her smile!
Here are my impressions for tomorrow’s speech:
- There won’t be a national emergency declared or a government shut down, because y’all can afford to keep the troops in Iraq to watch Iran and other countries and nations abroad.
- Let China pay for the walls, bless the walls with an auspicious lunar calendar cycle, brand the walls under their names, and maintain the walls as tourist spots, because the Chinese were so generous with the farmers recently. (Hey! I’m an Asian I would want to see something glorious returned back to them.)
- Allow the humanz to freely cross the border, but with a national ID and other biometrics for tracking and monitoring. (My globalist idea was for these new humanz to share their knowledge, work here and there, and then go back home to improve their hoods and homelands. But no! They wanna overstay their travel and visitor VISAs, like Savage 21 the illegal immigrant blackish rapper from the U.K.)
Yeah, that’s it for now based on the various YouTube videos and articles online. Once again, globalism can work, just like Heaven on Earth. Though I have wondering that if the Heavens had their problems with wars and messed up the Earth with their problems, then those angles must fix their problems, because humanz had enough!
Sincerely,
Flynn B chewing on mixed nuts with cranberries after eating a late dinner. We were dismissed early from our volunteer gig. Herr Maestro said that we should raise our pitch by 3/10, because we are sounding like the piano.
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