Here are my boring notes of boring events in my boring life:
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2008. Saw BIG white SUV with SHINE-ass wheels parked between the mailboxes to the two Chinese neighbors living across from us.
1943. Saw spooky, tall, barrel-shaped white/Hispanic smoker walking west on MY drive and making a U-turn at the intersection of the divorced nutter’s mailbox and ours and back east on MY drive. Wore dark clothing and had dark/purple hair/highlight. Had opened up garage to check if Maw’s plastic spittoon.
1730. Left for evening mass with the boy leaving for home since his Twit wifey is camping with some of her Chinese family members somewhere in Big Sur. Big friggin’ deal, please. Get a life or a new wife. Bahaha! I rhymed. My bad.
1618. Reviewed a cassette taped show from Friday morning with Brian Sussman and Melanie Morgan about the “bombshell” of birther(s) revealing that the biological parents of Barry may NOT be the black father from Kenya or the white mother from Kansas. Again Barry talk/act/walk like a Landy, the half-breed white boy/Samoan.
1314. Came home. Shopped/walked at the Great Mall and bought birthday present for the boy — a Black Hawk mini-copter. Drove around — Weinerschnitzel where lots of BLACK people were doing car washes and smoking POT, Carl’s Jr. where construction was going on indoors with the lights on and NO ONE parked for food, and finally KFC for the seven-piece meal of $13.99 with cole slaw and mashed potato/gravy as side orders. Saw that the boy’s black mustang parked on left side of OUR driveway. Took photos of him with medal after running a marathon. Went about our OWN business without interacting with him so he could REST.
1137. Bought a Black Hawk mini-copter. The change was $2.11. Notice the double-digit number again! The thick guy with caterpillar eyebrows gave me twenty five cents in change of which I had to RETURN at $0.15 after buying a $2.25 regular croissant from Andersen Bakery for change. Later, at Target we got our penny back at $0.35 instead of $0.34 from a red-headed guy with LOTs of shiny pennies in his cash drawer. Bless these two souls.
0926. Woke up at eight, went back to sleep, woke up again at nine and saw Maw resting and cold. Came downstairs at around 0920 and saw parakeets resting and cold, too.
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