Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Tag: humor

  • 20090605-As Seen

    Watching segment of infomercial on CNBC. Look at how cola spillage was cleaned up before demo. Heard broom steamer not hot enough & battery kind not powerful..

  • 20090605-British Comedy

    Now watching ‘Have You Been Served’ on public station KTEH. One of few comedy I could relate, understand & laugh. Mr. Humphrey visited Bay Area few years back..

  • 20090603-Stupid Caller

    Mark Levin (560am-KSFO) told stupid caller he’s a parasite and loser. Honestly, I prefer intelligent people running the country, no matter how corrupt or rich..

  • 20090603-Cut Off

    Heard 560am-KSFO about guy spiting family & not make grands w/ his love by cutting off penis! Lots of fish in sea. Can’t ‘love’ w/o unit. Guys will do anything!

  • 20090601-Recruiting Slow

    Answering emails from the following head-hunters:

    • Accountemps.com
    • OfficeTeam.com
    • AccountantsIntl.com
    • AccountingNetwork.com
    • AppleOne.com
    • ControllersGroup.net
    • Jps-Inc.com
    • KForce.com
    • LighthouseMg.com
    • TacWorldwide.com (puss-heads)

    Samples of questions from them followed by my humorous answers:

    Q: How are you?
    A: Duh, mortals! I need a damn job!

    Q: What have you been doing?
    A: Duh, partying? No seriously, I don’t like working.

    Q: Why did you leave?
    A: Duh, to party? I can’t take this anymore!

    Q: Who were you reporting to?
    A: Duh, I dunno. I’m going to sleep, now.

    Ho hum: Nothing like TPTB black-listing people to depend on the government for assistance for the short-term. I guess my interviews suck. Plus, I’m too old. Figures.

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080229-Semi Pro

    I was watching a very few episodes of ‘The Best Of Will Ferrell – Volume 2’ last night on cable programming. He’s truly a funny guy and plays many characters well. The ‘Lover’ episodes were my favorites.

    I remember several Old Spice commercials in which Will Ferrell plays Jackie Moon, the owner-coach-player of the American Basketball Association’s Flint Michigan Tropics.

    Here is a downloaded copy of the YouTube.com video by krayziegamer:

    Semi-Pro’ in Theatres February 29th (2008)

    It shows all eight (8) commercials with each of the eight episodes advertising the trailer to the movie.

    What made me chuckled was his sports outfit, a real teaser. It was totally old school: stretch headband, knee-high, ribbed socks and very short, well, shorts! I remember wearing these three kinds of clothing during high-school.

    But there were other noticeable give aways that looked familiar to me: He wore a basketball jersey sporting: a brown-colored palm tree (which signifies a particular group of TPTB & pals); the number 33 (for a Masonic level) and the team name Flint (which is closely resembles to Flynn: C’est moi!)

    See Will Ferrel’s image as Jackie Moon below:

    An image showing Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon in the 2008 movie: Semi-Pro.
    Will Ferrell as Jack Moon

    Besides his outfit, I noticed the all popular hairdo was an Afro, all bushy and curly. But it was red in color, obviously for the Irish and the fact that the Old Spice commercial is predominately Irish in its presentation and not so much as in scent.

    So there you have more of the ‘networks’ sense of humor, which is more than enough examples in references to tongue-in-cheek to many worldwide events we are currently experiencing in the political and religious arena.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20090521-Bug Eyed

    Noticing recent eyewear fashion: dark shades w/ thick, rounded rims. Makes people look like spooks: high-brow insectoids w/ attitudes. Want to spray them w/ RAID!

  • 20090516-Live Longer

    To live longer and avoid spending all your money & selling your house for medical bills:

    • Play safe: Walk, don’t run and hide. Fly only as high as you can jump, seriously.
    • Eat well: Don’t ingest unpronounceable ingredients. Or coat your tongues with colored drinks. Or lick aluminum cans. Or swell up on sweets. Or load up on carbohydrates. Or clog up on fat and oils.
    • Avoid poisons: Drug and alcohol; Flu shots and pills; Sex and violence; Negative visual and audio campaigns.
    • Think nice: Send your most hated enemies hearts, flowers, sunshine and smiling faces to their bio-units and immediate surroundings. They melt easily!
    • Count your blessings: Awaken and breath. You’re alive! Get up, fix bed, shower, get dressed, eat light, greet people, banish negativity with sheer will-power. Shower as needed to cleanse aura.
    • Be creative: Make up something new. Do something different.
    • Clean out clutter from closet, drawers, attic, basement, garage, boxes.
    • Donate or sell clutter. Make money. Get a job. Give me a job!

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090513-Eating Potassium

    Yup, I eat ‘bananas’: Doesn’t matter if the skin is unripe yellow or rotten brown, as long as the inside is edible. Orange juice’s good source of potassium, too.

  • 20090508-Twin Soul

    Just checked my email about twin souls – so comforting, like the angel cradling Jesus in her arms and relaxing, like the American Indian woman pillowing her twin soul on her leg.

    Alas, my flesh and blood appearance (albeit the recent Flickr photo) does me no justice! I am not what I appear to be in person. Keep guessing, ‘mountain’! Hehehe!

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090412-Nothing Inside

    To me, open-minded means air-head! Can’t put anything else inside except more air. Malleable & sponge-like. Enters good, bad & ugly. But still empty & nothing new.

  • 20090411-Caffeine High

    Wonder how much calmer hyper, happy liars would be, NOT drinking tea! Rattling their mouths off non-stop! Wonder if nagging & IQ level would DROP significantly!