Tag: spams

Could it be you???

Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:32 PM
From: “Yanna K.”
Add sender to Contacts
To: [various Yahoo! emails here]

Ave, my friend

Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it. But make a first step for to help her to find you. A few words about me? I am romantic person. I see my future life as happy, calm and warm. I’ll do everything for this. My eyes are full of tenderness. I am slim and good-looking. I’d like to meet a man who knows where he’s going in his life. Physical activity and an active lifestyle are also very important to me, and I think that my significant other should feel the same way. I don’t have much else to say at this point except that I’d love to talk to you. Smile at me [stupid email link]

Yourth faithfully
Yan

Author’s note: Whatever loser! And quit emailing spams! Get a life! And stop looking online for love! You’re only asking for trouble. TRUST ME: I know. Parasites lurk on the internet. And use the dictionary next time before posting your messages. Sheesh!

Paul Bryant <royalhouse.tresury@googlemail.com>
Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Reply-To: royalhouse.tresury@googlemail.com

49, Featherstone Street,
London, EC 1Y 8SY
United Kingdom
Telephone: + 44 793 609 6539
Fax: 44 207 900 6602

Attn: Beneficiary,

We the entire members of the Royal House of Treasury, on behalf of the Government of Great Britain, under the auspices of the Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II held a meeting this week concerning payment, both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds which were not released to the right benefactors.

Her Royal Majesty, has just informed this office (Royal House of Treasury) that All the listed contractors and Inheritance funds benefactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM AND INHERITANCE FUNDS were not paid to should be released to them with effect.

We discovered that your payment listed to us Seven million five hundred thousand dollars (US$7.5M) approximately Four million Great Britain Pounds (GBP 4M), you are advised to respond with effect so that we will process your payment to be made in any form you wish to receive your funds.

Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and transferred under 72hours of receiving this email, you can contact us on this telephone number + 44 793 609 6539 for a voice confirmation.

On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland immediately within 72hours You are directed to reconfirm your full detailed information, as stated:

FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS, PROFESSION and MARITAL STATUS, AGE, HOME PHONE, NUMBER and CELL PHONE NUMBER as well as time to call you on the phone.

Best Regards
Sir. Paul Bryant
Royal House of Treasury

Where oh where is he…

Monday, February 9, 2009 2:21 AM
From: “N.” <spammer’s email here>
To: receipients’ emails here

Aloha, gentleman!

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

I am said to be gentle, diplomatic, smart, elegant, tactful … 🙂 I would add that consider myself a romantic , purposeful, reliable, loyal person. I appreciate honesty, responsibility, intelligence. I am an educated, professional woman who loves the arts, socializing with friends.

The simple things in life like cooking good food, drinking fine wine, listen classical music or good jazz are important to me.

I have a discerning mind, the heart of an artist, and the soul of a healer. I am looking for someone who can go from jeans to a tuxedo, enjoy hotdogs to fine dining, and quiet walks on the beach of ripping up the dance floor.

Integrity, a sense of humour, and thoughtfulness are a few of the characteristics that appeal to me.

Drop me a line <spammer’s weblink here>.

See you later
Nik

1. Below is a sample email. It’s another spam.

Do you cook?
Thursday, January 15, 2009 11:56 PM
From: “Stupid Spammer”
Add sender to Contacts
To: Three random emails

Regards!

If you love someone tell them… because hearts are often broken by words left
unspoken. So I write to you my first words. I hope your heart hear it.
I am petite, better known as cute …I tend to go for the gallant friendly gents
as I am on the quiet side : ) I do respond well to a great sense of humor.
waiting to hear from my knight in shining armor, wherever you are.. : )
Looking for a gent that is affectionate, compassionate, has a great sense of
humor, puts god 1st. with morals & values : ) searching near & far… make
thyself known. Find me http://idiot’s website here/friends/

Sincerely yourth

Spammers Initials

1. Below is a sample of a spammer’s random email to moi. The service provider of my email of course automatically placed this email into the ‘Spam’ folder. Out of curiosity, this offers an insight to how scams are enticing, just like what those Islander thugs are capable of doing. Enjoy!

Looking for Mr. Wonderful
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:41 AM
From: “Stupid Spammer”
Add sender to Contacts
To: Five random emails

Good day, my gentleman

love can touch us one time and last for a life time I am a straight up person who loves the God. Not into game playing or drama. Honesty is important to me. I have ambition and a purpose and moving forward toward them. I am independent minded but am willing to submit to the right person who meets my criteria. My dream man must love the God and take care of himself physically, spiritually and mentally. He knows what he wants in life and has accomplished the majority of his dreams and aspirations (I do believe that we should always be willing to grow and want to take on more). He has to be secure in what he wants and also know what he wants in life. Take a look at me http://idiot’s website here/7811/

Goodbye
Stupid Spammer

2. I’d like to tear up this email. Here are my interpretations:

• ‘straight up person’ – She’s black.
• ‘loves God’ – She’s a religious nutter.
• ‘honesty’ – She’s a liar because the ‘real’ last name was only an initial!
• ‘ambition, purpose, forward’ – She just emailed a scam, pretty much.
• ‘independent but submissive’ – She is an uncertain windsurfer.
• ‘takes care of himself’ – What man is not dirty? Stupid!
• ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He wants sex!
• ‘accomplished dreams and aspirations’ – He’s still asleep and probably dreaming about a blond, too!
• ‘willing to grow and want to take on more’ – He wants to be a parasite!
• ‘be secure’ – He must be rich.
• ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He probably wants nothing to do with marriage.

Thank you.

Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

VERY URGENT FROM NANA MENSAH
1 message

nana mensah nanamensah10@gmail.com

Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 12:29 AM

Reply-To: nanamensah21@yahoo.com.hk

From:Nana Mensah.
The Manager Standard Chartered Bank,
First Light Branch
Accra Ghana.

Attn:

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, honest and a trustworthy person to entrust this huge transfer project with. My name is Mr.Nana Mensah. I am the manager of the Standard Chartered Bank, First Light Branch, Accra Ghana . I am a Ghanaian, married with two kids. I am writing to solicit for your assistance in the transfer of funds valued at $5,620,000.00 (five million six hundred and twenty thousand United States Dollars.) This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the Manager made as profit during the last annual audition. I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2007 to my head office in Accra here and they will never know of this excess. I have since then, placed this amount of value $5,620,000.00 USD in a suspense escrow account without a beneficiary. As an officer of the bank, I cannot directly be connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this Money into your bank account. I intend to part 30% of this fund to you as compensation while 70% shall be for me. I do stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It is going to be a bank- to -bank transfer. All I need from is to stand as the original depositor of the fund.

If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response.

Yours Sincerely,
Nana Mensah.

http://mail.google.com/mail/
from:Lootens Oconnell
reply-to:Lootens Oconnell ,
to: flynns[…]@gmail.com,
date: Jan 31, 2008 7:32 AM
subject: pellucidness
hide details 7:32 AM (9 hours ago) Reply

Salve,

Downlloadable Sofftware

Immovable, and homeless, is the kshetrajna. He of arjuna’s
bow. Similarly he cut off the second to himself and to them
remain in such treasonable fower or sixe thousande souldiours,
the orders widows escorted by prithas son alone o bharata,
and righteous people constantly quench their thirst. The
windracked wood were as hospitable as the common shot, men
and horses out of which all life quite true. Well, just
as i was going to ring the illustrious krishna (dwaipayana)
and satyavati.

from: Horvitz Massaro
reply-to: Horvitz Massaro ,
to: flynns[…]@gmail.com,
date: Jan 30, 2008 6:50 AM
subject: lucidity
hide details 6:50 AM (5 hours ago) Reply

Hei,

Downloadablle Softwarre

Out! He whispered hoarsely. She ain’t dead yet. Her husband
secretly as had been asserted, surely a flea. Joe can lick
him with one hand, can’t was i with shock and the burning
pain, back again hold of a real womans frock from somewhere
and for herself, married her and made of her a lady to lose
southern persia we must push the railway fragments were
holmes rubbed his hands. This is peopleancient cavedwellers,
once the neighbours tell him to bring his surgical instruments
also,.

from: Scott Curry
time: 6:42 pm
reply-to: Scott Curry
to: Flynns[…]
date: Dec 24, 2007 6:42 PM
subject re: Flynns[…]

Man is more powerful than matter.
Avoid shame but do not seek glory –nothing so expensive as glory.
When your work speaks for itself, get out of the way.
I’ve always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.
For he who lives more lives than one: More deaths than one must die.
I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.
The great actors are the luminous ones. They are the great conductors of the stage.
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
If a little labor, little are our gains. Man’s fortunes are according to his pains.
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
The avarice person is ever in want let your desired aim have a fixed limit.
I have heard people eat most heartily of another man’s meat, that is, what they do not pay for.
Good habits result from resisting temptation.