Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

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  • Spam-Monday, July 20, 2009 1:16 AM

    Who’s Interested?

    Monday, July 20, 2009 1:16 AM

    From: “Helen D” <busternn@nfi.no>
    To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

    Privet, gentleman

    Smile always! Somebody can fall in love with your smile…
    I hope you’ll be impressed by my sunny smile!
    [stupid email here] I’m a girl who likes to be outdoors, play sports and is always up for trying something new. I am an optimist and to spend a happy day with my beloved man is very important to me. I want you to be happy with me! I will make everything the best to make you happy! Looking to meet a man who knows what he wants in life and isn’t afraid to go get it, but, also knows how to have fun, and is willing to take a risk. Thanks for viewing my profile, hope to talk to you soon.

    All the best
    Helen D.

  • Spam-Wednesday, June 17, 2009 2:18 PM

    Baby it’s cold outside

    Wednesday, June 17, 2009 2:18 PM
    From: “Veronyk C.” <btinn@bti.co.kr>
    To: [various Yahoo.com emails here]

    Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
    [stupid email link here]

    I’m pleased to say only nice words of myself. Really the negative ones we can change but brilliant ones never! So, I’m bright person, very impressive, very sensitive and easy communicative. I’ll bet you would never bore along with me. I can be very spontaneous, creative, always well mannered and kind with the people. I do love people and the life. As a woman I’m definitely passionate, sexual, tender, but if you would invite me to your home I will be also economic, clean and you may rely on me. I’m very goal oriented and I achieved many of my dreams, maybe except of self –realization in love let say. Thanks for reading my profile. Life is good. I enjoy life to the fullest. I am not afraid of changes. People that know me will say that I am genuine, honest, caring, respectful and loveable. Here I am looking for a man to share the rest of my life with. It will be the best part of life full of love, attentiveness and caring. I need the life partner who could be equal with me, with whom I would feel free to share my inner world. So, my dear I believe you are strong, goal oriented like me and you are very respectful man on whose opinion I could rely on and follow on. Do not smile, please but I see you like big bear, warm like the bear, kind like a bear when he is full up. I see you self competed and self confident. I believe you are that man who would open the bud of my womanly, you would love me.

    Goodbye
    Veronika C.

  • Spam-Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:53 AM

    Hey Dennis Check Out This Watch
    Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:53 AM
    From: “ryanaat@gobalcoomputer.com”
    To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

    I just got my wife a Bvlgari watch and she really loves it. I can’t afford
    to spend $30 000 on a watch for her, though I would love to; but this did
    the trick. It looks exactly like the real thing and she’s actually glad I
    didn’t spend $30 000 on a watch but saved $29 750 instead. This turned out
    perfect guys, thanks for providing such a great product, with such great
    prices. This was a great experience ordering from your company.

    – Ryan

    Site is [stupid Yahoo! groups site here]

    – Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of
    ambition. It asks too little of yourself.. Because it’s only when you hitch
    your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true
    potential.

  • Spam-Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:42 PM

    Lost Smile…. Reward Offered
    Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:42 PM
    From: “Olia A.” <bdjdd@martindell-law.com>
    To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

    Ave, my dear friend

    Live for love. Without love, you don’t live. [stupid weblink here] I enjoy life because of its beauty & most of all, the infinite pleasures that it offers us! The outdoors, traveling, dancing, reading, keeping fit, cooking, relaxing by a fireside… all fun activities that keep me smiling! I would hope that my mate is a compliment to my life. Someone who enjoys the simple things that bring joy & make my “insides smile!!!” Enjoying each others company, having fun-maybe cooking a meal together? Dancing? Being spontaneous, enjoying friends as well as enjoying alone time, respecting one another. Basically, sharing Common Sense! I want him to be communicative and with sense of humor. He should be modest enough. He should lead an active way of life. I want him to be an optimist. He should have serious intentions and be romantic.

    Au revoir
    O. A.

  • Spam-Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:59 AM

    This Watch is fictitious
    Wednesday, May 27, 2009 4:59 AM
    From: “tharmount@gobalcoomputer.com”
    To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

    I just received my watch yesterday. It looks exactly like the picture on
    your website, no difference at all. This was actually my first time ordering
    from the internet, and I’ve heard so many bad things about online companies,
    but ordering from you and receiving my watch was a great first time
    experience. I really wish all internet companies were like yours.

    Signed,
    Brian M.

    Just go to [stupid Yahoo! group site here]

    – We need to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation. We have
    lost our way. And it begins with inspiration. It begins with leadership.

  • Spam-Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:45 PM

    Hey Jeffrey hard to sleep?
    Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:45 PM
    From: To:[various Yahoo! email recipients here]

    [stupid message here]

    Signed,
    Jerry M.

    – I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious.

  • Spam-Sun May 10 20:22:50 2009

    I look for a nice man to take me go to partner

    Monday, May 11, 2009 3:22 AM
    From: “Lya N.”
    To: [various Yahoo! emails]

    Privet!

    Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with
    whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. My life is very important and I always in a center of events. I love to socialize, to spend a lot of time with my friends. I am energetic and always ready for new experience. I love sun and rain, warm and miss…I don’t know who I am devil or an angel. I want you come and open my feelings. All my passion and love I shall give only to you… I am dreaming about you. You are my second part and I want to meet you so much! I am so tired of being alone. Age and race doesn’t matter for me. The most important thing that we are both looking for the same… LOVE. I am sure you will not to feel bored with me I have a lot of interesting things to tell you. Do you want to share dreams with me? I need your love, your protection, your warm… I need you so much! http://[stupid weblink here]/meeters/

    Looking forward to get a letter from you
    Li

  • Spam-Fri, May 8, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    Paul Bryant
    Fri, May 8, 2009 at 5:41 AM
    Reply-To: mail4rmpbryant@aol.com
    To: [my email address]
    49, Featherstone Street,
    London, EC 1Y 8SY
    United Kingdom
    Telephone: + 44 793 609 6539
    Fax: 44 207 900 6602

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    We the entire members of the Royal House of Treasury, on behalf of the Government of Great Britain, under the auspices of the Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II held a meeting this week concerning payment,both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds which were not released to the right benefactors.

    Her Royal Majesty, has just informed this office (Royal House of Treasury) that All the listed contractors and Inheritance funds benefactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM AND INHERITANCE FUNDS were not paid to should be released to them with effect.

    We discovered that your payment listed to us Seven million five hundred thousand dollars (US$7.5M) approximately Four million Great Britain Pounds (GBP 4M), you are advised to respond with effect so that we will process your payment to be made in any form you wish to receive your funds.

    Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and transferred under 72hours of receiving this email, you can contact us on this telephone number + 44 793 609 6539 for a voice confirmation.

    On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

    Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland immediately within 72hours You are directed to reconfirm your full detailed information, as stated:

    FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS, PROFESSION and MARITAL STATUS, AGE, HOME PHONE NUMBER and CELL PHONE NUMBER as well as time to call you on the phone.

    Best Regards
    Sir. Paul Bryant
    Royal House of Treasury

  • Spam-2009/05/07 at 5:51pm

    Our Choices

    If you had a choice, right now, to choose to be with Christ Jesus in heaven would you choose to do so? Being human and having the power of choice, can we choose to ask God to grant us a wish? You see, there are three realms, earth, heaven, and hell. We live on the earth in the now, and we believe, as Christians, that at some point Christ will return to the earth and judge us in the final days. Many of us will go to hell and the rest will live in heaven with Christ Jesus, our heavenly Father, and the Holy Spirit.

    Christ said: “And all things whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you shall receive.” What if, we asked God to stop this game, that is being played out on earth, and grant us the one wish of living with him in heaven. What if, we choose to not allow Satan any more control over our lives and our future and made the decision to ask God to end this game, right now. What if we, as human beings, with the power of choice; made a conscious decision to choose Christ Jesus, right now, over the day to day challenges and temptations that Satan offers.

    Say, in 2015, 9 billion, or 8 billion or 5 billion people, Jews, Catholics, Baptists, Protestants, Jahovah Witnessers, Lutherians, Episcapalians, Muslims, Buddists, Hindu’s, and every other worshiper, got together on an Easter Sunday and prayed to God, asking him to bring on the end of days. We can asked Jesus Christ to come and bring us home to his kingdom in heaven, so that we can stop playing this earthly game. Would that become a challenge??

    Christ said: “And I say to you, ask, and it shall be given to you; seek, and you shall find; knock and it shall be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; and he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks it shall be opened.” Billions of people, acting as one, crying out to our heavenly Father, “Take us home.” OH GOD, take us from the land of the Pharaohs!!! Take us from the hands of evil and bring us home to your kingdom!!! Can we ask strong enough?? Can we ask hard enough??

    Christ said: “And in that day you shall ask me nothing. Amen, amen, I say to you, if you ask the Father anything in my name, he will give it to you. Hitherto you have not asked anything in my name. Ask, and you shall receive, that your joy may be full.” Do we want to be filled with eternal joy??

    Can you imagine how we can make this happen?? Can you understand the power that God has given us in order that we may choose our own destiny, right now. We don’t have to wait until tomorrow, while Satan tricks and traps millions more souls into the fires of hell!!! The decision is ours. Can we choose?? Can we make this happen?? Can we start a holy movement around the world and set the date of our going home???

    Christ said: ” I say to you further, that if two of you shall agree on earth about anything at all for which they ask, it shall be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered together for my sake, there am I in the midst of them.”

    Take the poll! Express your belief! Give a contribution! Donate to this cause! Make it happen! Pass this message on to your friends and family.

    Come, Holy Spirit, fill the hearts of thy faithful and enkindle in them the fire of Thy love.

    jsolo
    [spammer’s email here].blogspot.com

  • Spam-Friday, April 24, 2009 3:40 PM

    looking for a nice guy
    Date: Friday, April 24, 2009 3:40 PM
    From: “Y.K.” [idiot’s email here]
    To:[various Yahoo! emails here]

    Aloha, my gentleman!

    Two hearts that beat as one…
    Two beloved who leave one life together…
    Two persons who find their happiness only eing with aech other…
    Here I am waiting for you… my beloved… my dear… my happiness…
    I live in Ukraine. Right now I am attending English courses.
    I am pretty nice girl with blue eyes and open heart.
    My soul is looking for your sole which will complete me.
    If you care to know more about me hit me up… [stupid weblink here].
    I really want to meat someone Honest.
    I hope youalso want to find honesty in the relationships.

    Waiting for your
    Ya K

  • Spam-2009/03/21 at 6:13am

    Submitted on

    I need your help
    I am Miss Marie Ahmed
    Dearest One.

    I am Marie Ahmed from Ivory Coast and I am contacting you because I need your help in the management of a sum of money that my dead father left for me before he died.This money is USD 4.million American Dollars and the money is in a bank here in Abidjan the capital city.

    My father was a very rich cocoa farmer and he was poisoned by his business colleagues and now I want you to stand as my guidian and appointed beneficiary and receive the money in your country since I am only 21 years and without mother or father.

    Please I will like you to reply to this email so that I will tell you all the information so that this money will be transferred to you so that you will get me papers to travel to your country to continue my education there.

    I wait for your contact phone so that i will call you and we proceed. i would like to know if you are married or not and if you are not married pls tell me about yourself and possibly your love life what you like and what you do not like ok.

    Thank you

    Miss Marie AhmedPls see my email marie_ahmad43@yahoo.co.jp

  • Spam-Thursday, April 9, 2009 1:58 AM

    Out here for love

    Thursday, April 9, 2009 1:58 AM
    From: “Alexandry G” <commerce_beirutdd@mzv.cz>
    To: [various Yahoo! emails here]

    Privet!

    Why do you expect true love from others? Why don’t you give true love to them? I don’t expect… I dream to find you for to give you all my love and care! [stupid weblink here] I am looking for a man who is balanced respects others beliefs, is aware of his own wants and needs and is part of his families happiness. Someone who has a curious mind willing to explore, discuss and be open to learning new things, active and challenged by intelligence. A man not afraid to love and express his feelings, laugh, cry or even get angry, bottom line is the ability able to balance emotion and communication.

    Kisses and hugs

    Alexa G.