Tag: personal

  • 20081225-Makeup Madness

    Not all the makeup could possibly cover the dents and dings on my body. On Sunday, 12-28-2008, I am to be one of the bride’s maids. And the dress is off the shoulder and burgundy in color, which really looks like dried blood as is my nail polish.

    After shaving the stray hairs on the face of ‘Kali’ and plucking and cutting her eyebrows, too, she went fast asleep. This was an opportunity for me play around with my face and to find the best color combination for my skin problems.

    Last Saturday when I got my nails and waxing job done, the red dots on the corners of my hairline and along the jaw line wouldn’t go away. So for the past for days, I scrubbed my whole face until got red. I wanted to remove the surface skin and allow the little hairs to come out a bit; so that the red bumps would go way.

    But the bumps stayed. I figured since iodine was used for prepping the skin prior to surgeries that it was good enough to clean my skin faster. I suspect that the hot wax contained contaminants from previous clients (like very hairy Indian guys). Why is it that these local Asian salons are dirty?

    The over sized cover to the chair in the back room was obviously a white bed sheet. It was dirty and had hair clippings and dried wax on it. The floors are dirty with hair clippings. I wonder if their hair clipping and nail tools are disinfected properly.

    I wanted to bring ‘Kali’ in to have her nails done for Sunday’s event. But she is diabetic and was advised not to use their soaking tub for her feet. She suggested that we bring out own cutting tools. I think we will go get her nails and hair done at our local hair salon.

    A primary reason why I don’t go to hair and nail salons that often: It’s because I don’t know if the previous clients have cooties and the tools used on my person are clean enough. I don’t like strangers touching me either.

    But I had to get my hairy arms fixed. And since the eyeball doctor was right next to the salon, I went there — dropping in without an appointment. The nail polish is holding strong; since it is acrylic and done very lightly, even though my nails are already hard and don’t need this type of service.

    My main concern was my uneven tan still retained on my upper shoulder from this summer and hyper pigmentation of my skin from my DNA. A skin doctor (from years ago) suggested using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse my skin. I instead decided to apply iodine liquid to burn off whatever irritated my skin.

    I did a research on using harsh products such as hydrogen peroxide. It makes the skin cleaner and possible lighter. I read elsewhere that ‘aliens’ would clean their skins this way for the ease of food absorption through the skin. But I wouldn’t know if I’m ‘alien’ just because I got brown dots on my lower arms and red dots on my upper arms.

    So with the off-the-shoulder dress, I’ll be wearing the gold-colored shawl the whole time to cover my arms. Wearing a floor length dress also helps to keep my system warm. Last night, ‘Kali’ and I bought pants to wear underneath our clothing to keep warm during the event. I’ll be wearing my new black pants from ‘Targets’.

    So it’s back to the make-up. I noticed that the dark circles under the eyes needed lots of concealer. My hooded eyelids look better with darker shades of black and brown. It gives the effect of wearing false eyelashes. Lighter eye colors don’t stand out because my white is lighter than my tanned arms.

    My skin coloration is weird — part dark-skinned Filipino and my lighter Asian counterpart. I even thought of putting tanning makeup, sprays, moose, lotions, etc… on my upper arms and face just to get the even tone. I wonder if the stores are open today. I should try on my face to see what happens.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20081220-Personal Stuff

    Contact lenses:

    After realizing that I cannot place an overnight order for a pair of disposable contact lenses and a nice pair of violet-colored ones for cosmetic purpose and humor to freak out ‘Razor’ again, I decided to schedule a last minute visit to the eye doctor on Friday.

    On the following day, I hastily arrived at Berryessa Optometry to obtain at least a prescription to fill an order of contact lenses for less price over the internet. But I was surprised to have received some pairs good enough for diagnostic purposes only. My goal was to look pretty for the upcoming wedding on December 28, 2008.

    The good doctor was kind enough for me to ‘cut in line’ of two waiting parties because my exam was not comprehensive. It was the first time I saw him and he is better than the first one, who retired from the place and the second one, who I found was very particular about a definite ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer and without hesitation from the patient.

    Anyway, I will continue to see this third doctor probably next month whenever the stupid ‘banksters’ man-up!

    Hair and nails:

    So after the eyeball appointment, I went right next do the hair and nail salon. For $25.00 I got a full set of acrylic nails to length over my natural ones. It is painted dark red called: Sparkling Red and the Vietnamese lady put a five-petal pink rose and a pair of eight-leaf, green fern designs on both ring fingers.

    I got that hot wax job done on my hairy arms and face. She did my eyebrows well: The locals call her the ‘Eyebrow Doctor’. Two dark-colored, tall-looking Flips arrived during my unannounced visit to the place. The first one had a pleasant look; while the second one had that typical snotty one. The second just popped in and pointed to her eyebrows without saying word as if she is entitled to good service.

    I subtly flicked her off with my middle finger propped up against my left eyebrow to hide anything from her boyfriend who was sitting near the doorway. It’s a good thing the lady knew what she was doing and proceeded to get my complimentary, yellow sandals to wear while my toe nails dried off.

    I spent over two-hundred dollars that day. My spending is necessary. It’s not done for personal upkeep like some snot faces. It’s purely to dress the part for a very special occasion that only happens once in a lifetime. I plan to keep the corners of my mouth from natural downturn to be more neutral and happier one. Wish me luck!

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20081215-Dream Journal

    I had my afternoon nap after waiting for three hours for ‘Kali’s’ medical procedure to be finished. I awoke around 05:16PM and remembered the following short dream:

    I was face to face with my ‘dream self’. She had a smaller head, smaller jawline and was taller than me. She was on her stomach and propped her upper torso with both her elbow. Of course, she was unclothed and I could she had paper thin skin. I could see her bones through her unblemished, slightly tanned skin. Her hips were still wider than normal.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20081214-Audio Fun

    After ‘Kali’ ranted and raved to her youngest and only surviving sibling with a microphone and while I supplemented the chatting online by typing with a cousin from Kalayaan, Philippines for almost 02:10:00 hours via Yahoo! Messenger, I thought to myself, ‘Hey! My jobless, homeless and loveless life here in San Jose, California (United States) is not so bad after all!’

    With the microphone still attached to my computer, I couldn’t figure out what had happened earlier and why the microphone no longer transmitted sound from our end. I went to the ‘Playback Control’ panel via Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Entertainment -> Sound Recorder and navigated to Options -> Properties. Then I checked everything under the ‘Playback’ and ‘Recording’ sections. I saw that the problem was the ‘Microphone’ was not checked for the ‘Playback’.

    I wanted to record and save my audio files. Since I already have photos and videos elsewhere, I decided to purchase 20 credits for one ‘5 GB Space Upgrade‘. It was the only way I could upload music and video files. After that has been processed through my PayPal account, y’all could hear my voice finally! Below are ten samples of my voice as recorded by the Microsoft ® Playback control. Enjoy!

    1. help-me
    2. creepy-go-away
    3. meow-meow
    4. now-what
    5. piky-piky
    6. mew
    7. goodbye
    8. hello
    9. stop-it
    10. thank-you

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20081214-My Feelings

    Image of Inferno Satan via wikimedia.org.
    Gustave Dore's Inferno34

    The above photo represents how I’ve been feeling about the whole world. The whole world feels miserable. And misery loves company. Like the photo, my current worldview feels all cold, dark and gloomy. There is none there except this image of ‘Satan’ who is obviously pouting as if stuck.

    It appears he has feelings in this photo. He has horns and bat wings. Bats are mammals. People are mammals. Could ‘Satan’ be a mammal with feelings? People have feelings and I too feel stuck too as if there is nothing more that could be done and said. All he could do is wait for nothing.

    Just like the banksters’ constant snags and delays, their lies and deceits are as cold as ice — frozen in time and hard to crack. These banksters are just that — soul-less and unworthy of any forgiveness. Though they appear to play the role of the good guys in disguise, they only serve their own kinds — the ‘fellow brothers’ — and forget the rest.

    This photo also represents what is happening now to the hungry, poor and homeless and what will be happening for this Christmas season. Over 533,000 people have lost jobs and are filing for unemployment benefits. Receiving around $450.00 per week, for example, is nothing compared to the credit card debt owed to me of over fifty-five grand! Taxes will be paid again just to claim unemployment.

    So this means the government still benefits from peoples’ miserable lives. As a result, people will have learned to cut back on fine dining in restaurants, owning no more than one pair of shoes in different colors of the same style and on buying real property that has less value, thanks to the scam of cash equity.

    This means Santa Claus is not coming to town. And the children will be told that the fat man in a red suit is a fictional character who was created as a commercialized gimmick to entice little children (both naughty and nice) to believe that only toys and blings could make Christmas special. This time of the month means parents are being held hostage to the expectation that gifts keep the family together.

    So ‘Satan’ indeed has the right to ‘soom-pong‘ (a Filipino work meaning ‘pout’ in English) as portrayed in this photo because people do not understand his role. Anyway, I’m not holding my breath for you fools any longer. Y’all liars. Y’all only do your jobs because y’all have nowhere left to go. The gig is up. Your time is up. Let go and move forward.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20080925-Boy Cut

    Eh, I’ve gotten a hair cut that looks ‘boyish’ but still round on the side because my skull shape is larger than life, which explains my big ego and broad worldview. It is much shorter with some layers on top, some length at the nape of my neck because I didn’t want the extra hair showing up and shorter at the ears to show off my four earrings (or two per ear lobes).

    The hairdresser colored my naturally black hair to ‘burgundy’. The chemicals stung my sensitive scalp. I knew I was allergic to strong chemicals but I wanted to find how the color turned out. Overall, it still looks black while indoors. It has some reddish, orangery coloration under the sun. I expected pink to purple and brighter but that would only work for gray to lighter-colored hair.

    My decision to get a shorter hair cut was prompted because when it gets long some of the hair falls out and scatters on the floor and in the tub. It makes cleaning a hassle. I also wanted to look good for work, if any. I plan to look for a part-time if not full-time, thanks in part to TPTB and the fact that I know filing BK would cost me and leave me NOTHING (per TPTB)!

    Maybe, I’ll get purple highlights later on. Maw got her dark brown color to hide the gray hairs and a hair cut closer to her head. It’s cuter like a boy because her skull is much smaller and narrower than mine. I inherited lots of features from Paw — the hooded eyes, large head and very broad, square jaw line, including slow thinking and quiet disposition. Paw liked it this time.

    Next, I plan on getting new pair of eyeglasses, getting my long and overdue health check-up and visit the dentist. But TPTB continue to talk and provide no time line, so my plans are on hold. Just listen to the news and that is the general trend of ‘our’ sad state of affairs. The ‘old boys’ know what they are doing. So don’t fret, y’all.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • Tagged Out

    After only one day since the invitation from ‘MessiahMews’ to join, I couldn’t take it anymore and deleted my online account for meeting people. All I got was five views of my profile in 24 hours and two e-mails to view two photos of older men. The first photo was a dark-skinned South Asian Indian from yesterday. The second photo showed a topless white man from today. I should have saved those photos but was too disgusted. I cried.

    I had it with dating, period. You don’t know what it is like ‘dating’ older men. They are either already involved with other people or on the verge of getting divorced with their wives. All they do is take advantage of me. I know. I met that Pete and pals who have been holding me hostage for the last eight years. And this is all because I am foolish, stupid and ignorant to believe he is my friend. There is nothing in this world that will fix whatever happened in the past. There is no going forward either. I tried.

    I created that online profile and added all the juicy material that I thought would have been open and honest. I don’t trust anyone, period. It’s that cut and dry. Either you need to be sincere about have a serious relationship with me or you are out of my life forever. Betray me once, I could forgive. But betray twice, I could never go back.  I’m having none of that crap. I thought I wanted to start all over again. I know now that I’m not interested in meeting other people. I lied.

    Below is the sample profile:

    FLYNN Says…

    1. Dating: I want to meet someone special, probably someone older and taller than me. He could cook for I am good eater but not picky. If he knows how to sing and dance, that’s a plus. If he converses about anything, I’m all ears. Don’t expect me to talk because I’m too shy and quiet. Regurgitating intelligent words and stringing those words into long, coherent sentences is hard enough. 2. Friends: I don’t have any friends. So whoever wants to hang out with me is fine. I choose my friends and those that have the staying power to know I exist are fine by me, too. I don’t like friends that impress. I can smell insecurity up front. 3. Serious Relationship: I figured it’s time to find someone to grow old together. I see myself watching a nice sunset together in a couple of rocking chairs. 4. Networking: I already know how this area works. This means the buddy system helps each other in times of need, whether it is to head-hunt for jobs or support to get back on their feet

    Music

    Listening to music can be from ‘Classical to hard rock’; from ‘Easy listening to smooth jazz’; and from ‘Oldies to rave’. I was originally trained with classical music and learned rock music was better. Depending on the mood, I could listen to calmer music. But mostly loud music hurts my ears and I generally avoid those places where lots of people dance too close together and get drunk. I do dance well. Line dancing is an ice breaker for us single folks. It’s easy too. And if given a chance I would impress the crowd with my good singing voice via a karaoke machine. This means singing to instrumental music can be best achieved with some lyrics and basic melody. Popular music on the radio makes my day.

    Movies

    Going out to the movies is expensive and would do so occasionally with other people and probably initially during dates. Renting videos is also expensive and I learned to avoid getting charged ‘late fees’ by watching the clerk enter my returns in person. Cable programming would be a better alternative and is convenient at home. Access to food, water and the toilet is always available. Any slap stick comedy would really make me laugh out loud and pop a few veins in my brain. Horror flicks or violence are not necessary. I’m actually afraid of the dark cannot sleep without my night light turned on. Action and adventure is always fun and gets me excited. Science fiction and fantasy can include cartoon animated shows.

    FLYNN’s URL

    http://tagged.com/flynnspaws

    High School

    IHS ’87

    College

    SJSU ’93

    My Best Features

    I don’t know if I have any ‘best features’. None of my facial features stand out as attractive. But I feel I pass as pretty enough, right. My body is average without too much fat bulging out and my health is good. I keep in shape 30 minutes a day by exercising to a pirated tape of Filipinos singing a medley to Neil Sedaka, Paul Anka, ABBA, and the Carpenters. All I need are a good pair of hiking shoes to get anywhere. Running hurts my knees. In private, I am humorous. In public, I’m patient. To most people, I appear aloof and approachable. But inside, I fear their closeness, which is fine by me and less drama in life I’d have to deal with from others. Overall, I make a good dog who won’t mind running errands, acting as a chauffer and pseudo-masseur.

    What I’m Into

    Blogging and ranting is what all I do well. Prior to my recent discovery of my ability to write well, I was pretty much keeping to myself and not talking much. Now I am empowered to share whatever I experience with ease. I tried photography but grew tired of that. Then I retire myself from playing the piano and guitar. Singing is done mostly during daily mass at my local church. So I’m basically reading online articles about politics, religion and other conspiracy related interests. I’m into the spiritual aspect of human conditions and nature and how the world exists with the good, bad and ugly. I’m always seeking answers to many questions from many teachers, near and far.

    My Dreams

    I dream of traveling the world and meeting people. Then again I’m a home girl at best and prefer the comfort of my foam mattress at home anytime. It’s my back that needs the most support. I dream of getting married but prefer living-in to find out how a relationship is headed. I dream about raising at least one of my own but fear about being too old.

    My Day

    All I do is sit around the whole day while enjoying the beautiful day of clear blue skies and cool breeze and listening to the parakeet birds chit chat all day. I eat and sometimes nap. Depending on my mood, I’d go shopping but lack fashion sense, keeping to practical and inexpensive items. Walking outdoors is nice as well as long driving to anywhere.

    My Night

    I sleep soundly and snore loudly. So if anyone is a light sleeper and is bothered by noise, be prepared for your own accommodations. I do dream in colors and keep a journal of the ones that I remember well. My beauty rest of at least seven hours should be sufficient, by the way.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20080802-Tagged Out

    After only one day since the invitation from ‘MessiahMews’ to join, I couldn’t take it anymore and deleted my online account for meeting people. All I got was five views of my profile in 24 hours and two e-mails to view two photos of older men. The first photo was a dark-skinned South Asian Indian from yesterday. The second photo showed a topless white man from today. I should have saved those photos but was too disgusted. I cried.

    I had it with dating, period. You don’t know what it is like ‘dating’ older men. They are either already involved with other people or on the verge of getting divorced with their wives. All they do is take advantage of me. I know. I met that Pete and pals who have been holding me hostage for the last eight years. And this is all because I am foolish, stupid and ignorant to believe he is my friend. There is nothing in this world that will fix whatever happened in the past. There is no going forward either. I tried.

    I created that online profile and added all the juicy material that I thought would have been open and honest. I don’t trust anyone, period. It’s that cut and dry. Either you need to be sincere about have a serious relationship with me or you are out of my life forever. Betray me once, I could forgive. But betray twice, I could never go back.  I’m having none of that crap. I thought I wanted to start all over again. I know now that I’m not interested in meeting other people. I lied.

    Below is the sample profile:

    FLYNN Says…

    1. Dating: I want to meet someone special, probably someone older and taller than me. He could cook for I am good eater but not picky. If he knows how to sing and dance, that’s a plus. If he converses about anything, I’m all ears. Don’t expect me to talk because I’m too shy and quiet. Regurgitating intelligent words and stringing those words into long, coherent sentences is hard enough. 2. Friends: I don’t have any friends. So whoever wants to hang out with me is fine. I choose my friends and those that have the staying power to know I exist are fine by me, too. I don’t like friends that impress. I can smell insecurity up front. 3. Serious Relationship: I figured it’s time to find someone to grow old together. I see myself watching a nice sunset together in a couple of rocking chairs. 4. Networking: I already know how this area works. This means the buddy system helps each other in times of need, whether it is to head-hunt for jobs or support to get back on their feet

    Music

    Listening to music can be from ‘Classical to hard rock’; from ‘Easy listening to smooth jazz’; and from ‘Oldies to rave’. I was originally trained with classical music and learned rock music was better. Depending on the mood, I could listen to calmer music. But mostly loud music hurts my ears and I generally avoid those places where lots of people dance too close together and get drunk. I do dance well. Line dancing is an ice breaker for us single folks. It’s easy too. And if given a chance I would impress the crowd with my good singing voice via a karaoke machine. This means singing to instrumental music can be best achieved with some lyrics and basic melody. Popular music on the radio makes my day.

    Movies

    Going out to the movies is expensive and would do so occasionally with other people and probably initially during dates. Renting videos is also expensive and I learned to avoid getting charged ‘late fees’ by watching the clerk enter my returns in person. Cable programming would be a better alternative and is convenient at home. Access to food, water and the toilet is always available. Any slap stick comedy would really make me laugh out loud and pop a few veins in my brain. Horror flicks or violence are not necessary. I’m actually afraid of the dark cannot sleep without my night light turned on. Action and adventure is always fun and gets me excited. Science fiction and fantasy can include cartoon animated shows.

    FLYNN’s URL

    http://tagged.com/flynnspaws

    High School

    IHS ’87

    College

    SJSU ’93

    My Best Features

    I don’t know if I have any ‘best features’. None of my facial features stand out as attractive. But I feel I pass as pretty enough, right. My body is average without too much fat bulging out and my health is good. I keep in shape 30 minutes a day by exercising to a pirated tape of Filipinos singing a medley to Neil Sedaka, Paul Anka, ABBA, and the Carpenters. All I need are a good pair of hiking shoes to get anywhere. Running hurts my knees. In private, I am humorous. In public, I’m patient. To most people, I appear aloof and approachable. But inside, I fear their closeness, which is fine by me and less drama in life I’d have to deal with from others. Overall, I make a good dog who won’t mind running errands, acting as a chauffer and pseudo-masseur.

    What I’m Into

    Blogging and ranting is what all I do well. Prior to my recent discovery of my ability to write well, I was pretty much keeping to myself and not talking much. Now I am empowered to share whatever I experience with ease. I tried photography but grew tired of that. Then I retire myself from playing the piano and guitar. Singing is done mostly during daily mass at my local church. So I’m basically reading online articles about politics, religion and other conspiracy related interests. I’m into the spiritual aspect of human conditions and nature and how the world exists with the good, bad and ugly. I’m always seeking answers to many questions from many teachers, near and far.

    My Dreams

    I dream of traveling the world and meeting people. Then again I’m a home girl at best and prefer the comfort of my foam mattress at home anytime. It’s my back that needs the most support. I dream of getting married but prefer living-in to find out how a relationship is headed. I dream about raising at least one of my own but fear about being too old.

    My Day

    All I do is sit around the whole day while enjoying the beautiful day of clear blue skies and cool breeze and listening to the parakeet birds chit chat all day. I eat and sometimes nap. Depending on my mood, I’d go shopping but lack fashion sense, keeping to practical and inexpensive items. Walking outdoors is nice as well as long driving to anywhere.

    My Night

    I sleep soundly and snore loudly. So if anyone is a light sleeper and is bothered by noise, be prepared for your own accommodations. I do dream in colors and keep a journal of the ones that I remember well. My beauty rest of at least seven hours should be sufficient, by the way.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • Click Me!

    Last night, I’ve updated my ‘About me‘ page, which could be found within the top nagivation bar of my blogsite. I’ve modeled this page after a couple of personal sites and one dating service. I’ve added some more personal tidbits into that page that may be of interest to some willing ’employer’.

    Below is a humorous version of a ‘personal ad’ combined with the look of an ’employment resume’. The purpose of this particular blog is to entertain the eyeballs of the public. And for those who want ‘to know’ me better, reading my blogs is a great start.

    FürRinDah SeaAirRah VehReeRohSoh
    Mailing Address: Unlisted
    SAN JOSE, CA 12345-6789
    Telephone: Unlisted

    Summary:

    Have over forty years in living and food ‘processing’. Thanking the American dream for its politically correct, ‘ach’, globalization on mutually assured, power plans for unified accountability from the knowledge and wisdom of a sage or oracle via my simple offer of spiritual Access, financially Excel, positive Outlook and honest Words.

    Objective:

    FUNNY FRIEND (39 years 7 months experience)
    BUSINESS ASSOCIATE (8 years 0 months experience)
    GENERAL WIFE (0 years 0 months experience)
    MOTHER UNIT (0 years 0 months experience)

    Experience:

    Senior Blogging Specialist (02/06 to present)
    Continues prior blogging functions about petty peeves and wealthy distributions. Prepares daily journal entries using a word document with its spelling and grammar proofing tool. Checks worldview programming, adjusts behaviors and attitudes and influences various believers and skeptics as needed.

    Accountability Reporting Specialist (07/00 to present)
    Performs background checks, reads news related articles, archives documentations for auditing purposes. Enters banking items into a spreadsheet for personal account analysis. Administrates monthly credit card debt and frustrated in month end charges. Assists in periodic cash flow projects. Maintains professionalism, complete confidentiality and lifetime trust.

    Beta Sentry Clerk/Onward Operator (05/05 to present)
    Enters alternate state into dream worlds and etheric contracts and serves as goodwill to quality assurance committee (QAC, or the sounds made by ducks). Handles fast paced and multi-lined, telepathic system and front line defense. Supports e-mails, greets chatters and cherishes gifts from friend.

    Additional Experience:

    House Guest (12/68 to present)
    Performs daily chores of cooking and cleaning and caring for an elderly couple and six parakeets. Occasionally acts as counselor and wet blanket in times of need. Serves as chauffer, masseur and gardener.

    Skills:

    Plays (site reading) the piano and some guitar. Sings to self at home somewhat softly and with others during mass rather loudly. Able to support in boosting and blasting independently or with others.

    Accomplishments:

    Organized paper filing system and arranged furnitures according to some Feng Shui. Oversaw removal of junk and donations of old clothing. Succeeded in weeding out the good from the bad and ugly (the hard way).

    Rewards:

    Received a trophy topped off with an angel holding a crown over her head with the engraving below reading: ‘TO LYN WITH LOVE FROM DADDY AND MOMMY 10 MAR 1978′. The only other trophy was 2nd Place in 1986 from FBLA in Stenography I (Bay Section), meh! Of course, the greatest reward would be finding true love.

    Education:

    Life’s experiences – books, articles and people.
    SJSU (San Jose, CA) – Bachelor’s with minor.

    Additional Comments:

    Enjoys challenging opportunities and multi-tasks exceptionally well. Serves as an effective team asset and performs equally well independently. Possesses ability to learn new applications easily and to meet deadlines quickly. Detail oriented with highly efficient organizational skills. Values conservative upbringing and traditional family values. Born with white-knucking patience and teeth-grinding understanding. Seeks loving guy with some looks and talent. Wealth not important.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20080724-Click Me!

    Last night, I’ve updated my ‘About me‘ page, which could be found within the top nagivation bar of my blogsite. I’ve modeled this page after a couple of personal sites and one dating service. I’ve added some more personal tidbits into that page that may be of interest to some willing ’employer’.

    Below is a humorous version of a ‘personal ad’ combined with the look of an ’employment resume’. The purpose of this particular blog is to entertain the eyeballs of the public. And for those who want ‘to know’ me better, reading my blogs is a great start.

    FürRinDah SeaAirRah VehReeRohSoh
    Mailing Address: Unlisted
    SAN JOSE, CA 12345-6789
    Telephone: Unlisted

    Summary:

    Have over forty years in living and food ‘processing’. Thanking the American dream for its politically correct, ‘ach’, globalization on mutually assured, power plans for unified accountability from the knowledge and wisdom of a sage or oracle via my simple offer of spiritual Access, financially Excel, positive Outlook and honest Words.

    Objective:

    FUNNY FRIEND (39 years 7 months experience)
    BUSINESS ASSOCIATE (8 years 0 months experience)
    GENERAL WIFE (0 years 0 months experience)
    MOTHER UNIT (0 years 0 months experience)

    Experience:

    Senior Blogging Specialist (02/06 to present)
    Continues prior blogging functions about petty peeves and wealthy distributions. Prepares daily journal entries using a word document with its spelling and grammar proofing tool. Checks worldview programming, adjusts behaviors and attitudes and influences various believers and skeptics as needed.

    Accountability Reporting Specialist (07/00 to present)
    Performs background checks, reads news related articles, archives documentations for auditing purposes. Enters banking items into a spreadsheet for personal account analysis. Administrates monthly credit card debt and frustrated in month end charges. Assists in periodic cash flow projects. Maintains professionalism, complete confidentiality and lifetime trust.

    Beta Sentry Clerk/Onward Operator (05/05 to present)
    Enters alternate state into dream worlds and etheric contracts and serves as goodwill to quality assurance committee (QAC, or the sounds made by ducks). Handles fast paced and multi-lined, telepathic system and front line defense. Supports e-mails, greets chatters and cherishes gifts from friend.

    Additional Experience:

    House Guest (12/68 to present)
    Performs daily chores of cooking and cleaning and caring for an elderly couple and six parakeets. Occasionally acts as counselor and wet blanket in times of need. Serves as chauffer, masseur and gardener.

    Skills:

    Plays (site reading) the piano and some guitar. Sings to self at home somewhat softly and with others during mass rather loudly. Able to support in boosting and blasting independently or with others.

    Accomplishments:

    Organized paper filing system and arranged furnitures according to some Feng Shui. Oversaw removal of junk and donations of old clothing. Succeeded in weeding out the good from the bad and ugly (the hard way).

    Rewards:

    Received a trophy topped off with an angel holding a crown over her head with the engraving below reading: ‘TO LYN WITH LOVE FROM DADDY AND MOMMY 10 MAR 1978′. The only other trophy was 2nd Place in 1986 from FBLA in Stenography I (Bay Section), meh! Of course, the greatest reward would be finding true love.

    Education:

    Life’s experiences – books, articles and people.
    SJSU (San Jose, CA) – Bachelor’s with minor.

    Additional Comments:

    Enjoys challenging opportunities and multi-tasks exceptionally well. Serves as an effective team asset and performs equally well independently. Possesses ability to learn new applications easily and to meet deadlines quickly. Detail oriented with highly efficient organizational skills. Values conservative upbringing and traditional family values. Born with white-knucking patience and teeth-grinding understanding. Seeks loving guy with some looks and talent. Wealth not important.

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Empty House

    Well, it’s almost 03:00AM and I’m not quite ready to go to bed. On July 4, 2008, I’ve been posting in another open forum discussion and didn’t want to reveal too much about my astrological profile.

    The one area that kept bugging me for the longest time based on my astrological reports that I purchased from over eight years ago has been: an empty seventh (7th) house!

    I’ve done a quick research online for the meaning (or fear) of the lack of planets in my ‘House of Partnership’ and came up with a few explanations from various websites:

    Partnerships and relationships are not vital but become important when treated with pride, loyalty and attachment when formed within group activities or long-lasting friendships.

    Empty seventh house simply means you work better alone, rather than in a partnership. This is true both for marriage and business partnerships.

    An empty seventh house means that you will not need to work on the issues of long-term commitment either in marriage or in business.

    An empty house in a chart simply means there is no focus on the energies of that house. With an empty 7th house (relationships), there is no focus on relationships in your life.

    In other words, I will never find a husband worthy of my ‘hatred’ of people. Perhaps, hating ‘marriage’, ‘tied-down’ or ‘imprisoned’ would be a better description of my destiny- the lack of enthusiasm, energy or care in the world to hook up with a talented, handsome and funny significant other.

    But if I do that had better be someone who is business minded. And what a better way it is for me to tie the knot and seal my fate than with a guy who knows how to have fun, make money and spend a lifetime making more good vibes together. Waaahhh!

    Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

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    Got hair cut with mom $12.00 + $12.00 plus $2.00 change.