Tag: humor

Here are my boring notes:

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Here are my boring notes via the “Memo” app of my smart/cellphone:

2012/03/13 20:24. At 20:23, I went to close the wooden blinds to my bedroom window and saw a person rummaging through the divorced nutter’s mailbox. He was wearing a white-colored, double-knit material haphazardly covering his head from the rain.

2012/03/13 19:08. The stupid “Ballot Cam” operates in the same/similar manner as the video footage of the moon landing hoax.

2012/03/13 18:46. After emerging from the master bedroom from downstairs, my tired mind saw a quick, brownish movement inches from the wooden floor of the dining room. My mind imagined seeing the shape of a VERY fast shape/movement of a parakeet — slender and going northbound along the left side of a runner carpet and past/behind the chair where Paw would normally dine.

2012/03/13 17:00. Earlier tonight, the countdown was showing 11 minutes and 22 seconds during a discussion with the invited panel, which included a Botox patient. Hehehe!

2012/03/13 16:59. At 16:58, Wolf (left) and John (right) were on the air with the countdown showing 01 minutes and 22 seconds.

2012/03/13 16:58. At 16:55, Wolf Blitzer announced American Samoa, one of the TPTB and pals. Thanks, Pete!

2012/03/13 16:34. At 16:33, John King with his “touchy screen” was on the air.

2012/03/13 14:20. At 14:10, the sounds of a strange large white truck was spraying black tar in the middle of a four-way intersection of MY long stretch of road was heard.

2012/03/13 08:55. During our breakfast at Denny’s restaurant, Paw requested a second glass of hot chocolate (with whip cream). He told “Yuri” that he the handle of the glass is “broken”. We laughed because his Ingrish has not yet been perfected after all these years living as an Americanized citizen. The correct word usage should have been “cracked”. We then recalled how he used the incorrect word “destrotyed” to describe the old Montgomery elevator in the old Hotel Filipinas (Manila, Philippines). He should have said that the elevator was “Out Of Order”! Bahahaha!

2012/03/13 07:54. Yesterday at around 10:40am, Auntie Norma called and spoke with Paw, who said that she wanted to invite us to attend her 75th birthday party on April 21. Later on that night I sent the boy a text message to call back and RSVP his ELDERLY paternal auntie.

In the conversation, she said Lito was angry at his father for mistreating his mother. He accused the old fart for being gay. As a result, Lito is in hiding and his relatives cannot locate him. This morning Maw “sensed” that he is hiding with his wife in her old town located in Zamboanga, Philippines.

This goes to show that “hurt feelings” depends on how much “illusion” was encoded into the recipient and how much forgiveness can be had from the affected/offended “soul”. Fools.

2012/03/13 07:56. During the sermon on Saturday morning mass, Father John talked about a woman who was afraid of meeting the Lord. The family was sent out while he counseled the dying woman on her death bed. The answer was simple: Have faith in the Lord. God is all you need.