Tag: humor

Here see more boring notes about more boring events in my boring life via the “Memo” app of my smart / cellphone:

2334. Both inner ear/tube hurted and I had to elevate my pillow higher to help/drain whatever fluid is trapped inside my skull.

2328. Felt a zap/feedback from the dolphin ball in my left hand after thinking of healing aliens.

2326. Felt a zap/feedback from the dolphin ball in my right thumb.

2320. Felt left boob quake after hearing motor cycle buzzing northbound on MY long stretch of road and thinking about a YouTube guitarist possibly making a metal version for “Chi Mai” and “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” (1966).

1844. Saw small flock of birds flying northbound past the window upstairs in MY computer bedroom.

1822. Saw black crow/raven swoop from east and landed upon Mexicano’s rooftop.

1800. I have updated my site titles and taglines. They are more detailed/longer and clearer since hardly anyone reads my long-winded “about” pages. Hmpf! Oh! And I am trying out the newest WordPress.com Theme: Origin by DevPress.

1809. Two black crows/ravens flying westward from left to right through the windows to MY computer room.

1642. Enjoying fluffy, puffy clouds of white and winds blowing through backyard trees. Had to pick up disabled Mel from off the floor in the past hour. He is getting stronger though. I could tell he has fallen because Maw would hollar downstairs. She is doing her sewing project — both sleeves to a nice sweater will be shortened. Saw two birds flying — one going westward and one going southward.

1200. Had several poop. One long, bloody, too.

1138. While speed at Ringwood intersection, we saw one then two ravens/black crows dunking piece of bread into puddle of water. An auspicious sign of intelligence among GOD’S creatures/creations.

0951. A white, long boat if s car was coming out of De Anza and almost cross over solid white line. Maw pointed to lady who smiled. The Livery license plate ended in 144!

0944. “I hope your get out of the White House!” Maw exclaimed from the back seat while we were listening to El Rushbeau en route to the doctor appointment. I was gigging because I already know what/who us the next POTUS for 2012.

0939. The rains started up again. But this time the winds blew from the west and the light rain went along in a nice shower-like effect.

0917. Long ago, I recall what my first paternal cousin Marianne said off-handedly to me: “There is no love in that house.” In other words, while Maldeath loved in a big house, inside a gated community, there is no love among the two parents and my paternal first cousin Kathy.

Maw agreed with what Marianne. A home is different from a house. A home is filled with warmth and love among people living together indoors; Whereas a house us simply for showing off, without children to mess it up, and not living in except to eat and sleep.

0916. Pose joked about how Ilocanos provided Tagalog words. For example, “gated” would be provided as “gay-todd”; and “pain” as “pin”.

Anyway, Paw continued his joke about how people who live in gated communities may be safe inside but the poor Filipino people are waiting to burglarize the wealthy/rich people once they step outside their gated communities.

0859. While watching Fox News about the trial of Senator Edwards, I recall a photo of the nasty mistress screaming at a group if people. Her jaws were wide opened as if ready to digest these people like a snake. Maw said she is a gold digger.

Unlike the fornicator thief and his mistress, I know Ann and her mittens would set a good example as an ideal couple of a powerful nation – to stay together and sport each other through thick and thin, in sickness and in health.

0800. In this morning’s lucid dream I applied the emergency breaks of Paw’s Mazda Protege but it became lose and I had to lower the handle back down.

0736. Saw large black crow/raven hopping on roof, over my bedroom from left to right and it flew up/alighted upon the pyramid portion of the second story roof above our garage. We were backing out of our driveway when we noticed this auspicious sign.

0726. “It was a blessing that it rained yesterday. The plants are happy to be watered.” Said Maw.

0104. Felt sharp pain/cramp inside liver, under right rib cage and behind right ribcage few minutes ago. “This medication may rarely cause liver problems.” Yeah, right. I was thinking if/of I could/cut the 20 mg pills in half for daily and/or twice daily.

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