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You are on a mission to Mars. Because of the length of of the journey, you will never be able to return to Earth. What about our blue planet will you miss the most?(Thank you for the wonderful prompt suggestion, K. Renae P.!)

Source: Longing for Gravity

Flynn: I’ll miss nature, the birds and the bees, wild herds and majestic trees, the foaming surf and the cool summer breeze. I’ll miss family and friends, the beginning of love and how it ends. I’ll miss everything material and spiritual. But most of all I’ll miss being human under the warm whitish sunshine.

Kitty: I’ll miss the birds and mice and the pond full of goldfish koi. We used to get monarch butterflies and its baby catepillars upon tall milkweed but not any more. I’ll miss the neighborhood cats and dogs, too. But most of all I’ll miss the earthling air and its crispy clear blue skies and fluffy puffy clouds of white.

A lively group discussion, an intimate tête-à-tête, an inner monologue — in your view, when it comes to a good conversation, what’s the ideal number of people?

Source: Counting Voices

Flynn: One voice is enough and that’s mine. I have my opinions via incoming thoughts, which are mostly imaginative by the way. I must have my way but because the mistress feed me, I must comply and listen to her conversation, which is mostly logical and highly critical. This is on a daily basis.

Kitty: Your voice doesn’t matter in hiss. When I’m hungry, you come and serve me foodstuff. I don’t want to hear your reasons and definitely not your excuses. Noises by humanz are annoying, especially your machines, except the tin can opener. I’m sure Tabby would agree. Now, I’ve trigger my hunger response and require your assistance. Fetch me food, human!

If you could slow down an action that usually zooms by, or speed up an event that normally drags on, which would you choose, and why?

Source: Pace Oddity

Flynn: If I could sleep-in a little bit longer this morning, I wouldn’t feel so groggy or foggy-brained. This morning I had awakened around two o’clock after two hours of sleep and then had a difficult time getting back to sleep. This has been going on for awhile since I started sharing room with my elderly mother.

Kitty: Flynn, this is one time that I’d agree with you. Did you know that she awoke four-thirty this morning and took a nap sitting upright in the leather sofa of the living room? She almost sat on me! Now, I must catch my cat nap. It’s been a long morning.

Reincarnation: do you believe in it?

Source: Karma Chameleon

Flynn: In viewing stories about ghosts and past lives by humanz, I would tend to believe that reincarnation is NOT illusory, yet temporary, regardless of good karma, or any karmic debt. Until I remember at least one of my past life, I don’t believe in reincarnation.

Kitty: I just read a blog about Nera visiting Tabby from the eternal corn chambers and Mrs Human fainting after seeing glowing green furballs screaming for theirs lives from the toilet. I wouldn’t mind a visit from Nera or any feline living its tenth life. I guess those experiencing reincarnation is as real to those with extra sensory whiskers.

Turn to your co-workers, kids, Facebook friends, family — anyone who’s accessible — and ask them to suggest an article, an adjective, and a noun. There’s your post title! Now write.

Source: Mad Libs

Flynn: Paws. That was simple. Paws is a noun and an animal’s appendages, specifically a mammal known as a cat. While the word pause is a verb and a human’s momentary brain fart, especially during times of foggy brain episodes. At times, I’d like to think that I’m a feline meowing and that you’re my human giving me all the love and attention that I seek.

Kitty: I should swipe your face with my paws and send you a cease and desist letter. Must I remind you to feed and clean me? And don’t bother trying to assuage me with vacuuming my fur. What kind of human are you? I can call you a liar and sue you on grounds of defamation for labeling me as Evil Kitty. I’m the nice one, you know! But I digress. That bullying technique didn’t work with the BIGGEST and scariest terrorist living next door to us. She was rendered absolutely insane from rolling around in catnip. The other cats said so. They could only laugh.

What’s the most significant secret you’ve ever kept? Did the truth ever come out?

Source: Evasive Action

Flynn: Well, now that won’t be a secret once revealed, eh? Honestly, I thought I was worth lots on pieces of paper. Now, I’ve barely anything saved for retirement, thanks to those banksters, err, TBTP and pals. Eventually, I’ll have to be open and honest and transparent to my family and that being under and unemployed for this long period of time is getting me nowhere.

Kitty: I secretly wished to be a human; so I could open those tin cans of tuna on demand. Then I won’t need humanz to feed and clean me, and no vets to give me those nasty shots. For once, I’d like to eat fresh mice and birds. But humanz don’t seem to play with prior to consumption.

You’ve been granted magical engineering skills, but you can only use them to build one gadget or machine. What do you build?

Source: World’s Best Widget

Flynn: I’d create a teleportation device to de-materialize objects into emergency rooms or other safe havens. For example, if a poacher wanna shoot an endangered species, I’d dial the locations and press the button found on my wrist watch.

Kitty: I want one of Tabby’s invention that would allow cats to open tin cans of tuna fish. But we are stuck with humanz to assist in processing our food and waste. Honestly, I want one of your teleportation wrist watch, so I could send myself outta the vet exam room!