Dear diary,
Humanz are so freaking weird. Yesterday, the Twit Wifey reported to me that she kept reminding Das Squirrel NOT to scratch his itchy head to the point of injury, of which he asked her to heal. She refused because he refused. That’s why the twosome are so perfect for each other – neither can be wrong!
I see that both are capable of fooling each other while in love. And though I’m only imagining what is going on with their relationship (which is none of my business) – they can live together forever, because I sign my name on their piece of paper and I expect them to live up to their full potential and humanized couple.
The sad part was when I learned that he continues to test our resolve by showing up to our “empty house no one’s home”, meaning he refused to attend Catholic mass service this morning, because that was an important event while my mommy was alive. But he sent me a text message two days ago stating that he was too sick and shouldn’t be exposed to the crowd of humanz.
For me that sounded true, but he is an atheist who is married to an agnostic. So I’m NOT surprised if he does NOT show up to our local church ever again. So my daddy and I enjoyed singing together, ranting together, eating lunch together, and taking each day slowly without the twosome. We are so used to NOT visiting and visiting other humanz.
After mass, we were invited by the hugging traitor to their house for whatever. And she looked me straight into my eyebalss with her knitted eyebrows and almost begged that it was important that my daddy and I show up last minute. I told her we have grocery shopping to do and I’m don’t mind – because I’m a loser and have no life. But my daddy refused because he’s not used to socializing with humanz.
The blessed distracter was an elderly Vietnamese man, who told me that he would forward whatever to me because of something for whatever reason. I could sense and tell from the corner of my right eyeballs that the hugging traitor was waiting for me to agree to her last minute invitation. I was hoping she would go away and she did. I’m deaf and can’t hear what else was being said.
I noticed that her elderly hubby, who is almost ten years her senior has been sitting down frequently in front of my daddy and me. I hope the guy isn’t gonna die on us – as we will loose another voice. Speaking of which I’m ashamed that the elderly Filipinos continue to try and help, though the elderly Vietnamese are much better and more dedicated. I don’t know – that’s my opinion.
Yeah, so we arrived at 1500 to our “empty house”. And I saw that Das Squirrel has placed a new seed millet spray for the parakeets. I left the bottom tray empty in the hopes that the picky birds would finish up the remaining uneaten seeds, which they did. I don’t know who scattered the seeds but I think that was the elderly parakeet Mister Mel.
And so my daddy and I set about to process our daily chores and I took my power nap and awoke within two hours or so and found two articles of clothing already ironed. Bless his soul. He bugged me about the leftover chicken and if Das Squirrel ate some. I do NOT know!
What I do know is that the uninvited human left our garage door slightly ajar. He’s such as asshole. I told Dad to change the locks because the trespasser keeps coming into the house unannounced. I think the uninvited guest is unstable and that’s a warning for y’all if anything happens at the home front.
Anyway, I still am an asshole and get snappy at my daddy. But I cannot help it because Das Squirrel claims it’s our ancestral trait to be assholes.
I hope y’all had a very Merry Hexed Mass. Oh, and a Filipino priest presided over today’s morning mass. He is a professor for the seminarians and his vocal presentation was VERY loud. His sermon emphasized God and that he is coming. That’s good to hear as we should focus on sharing our faith outside of our local church – that Emmanuel is coming – just like what happened over two thousand or was it six thousand years ago.
Sincerely,
Flynn B wondering why we humanz have freewill to disavow, deny, and then later discover how ’empty’ everything is without the ideas of hope and salvation.