Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Tag: relationships

  • 20100329-Dream Journal

    Maw had told me about her dream from last night. It was with Auntie Hely’s sister, Pooring. They are in a car together found a house. They parked the car and went inside the house. When they came back out, they found the car was gone!

    Maw walked through the street and came across a small place and asked where is her missing vehicle. Someone told her that she will get her car back. Maw waited and waited for a long time until they brought back not a whole car but just the shell!

    Maw got mad and ranted up a storm because the `authority` who brought back just the shell of her missing car wanted to charge her to `recover` the rest of the missing car! The wide-eyed scammer was scared.

    —

    To the Feds and pals: What’s going on? What’s taking so long? Will there be justice soon or must God come down upon you heads for messing things up with his messenger(s)?

  • 20100328-Partly Sunny

    Some mistly clouds and chemtrails are in the skies. The sunshine is still warm and bright. The air is warmer, enough to open the windows but mostly the back sliding door. The parakeets are overweight and sleeping more often. Maw is sleeping again. I’m feeling sleepy. Paw is sleeping now, too.

  • 20100328-Beautiful Day

    Today is beautiful! The past few days have been wonderful, too. The sun is shining. The wind is blowing cool and fresh. The trees are swaying to the wind. The birds come and go. The crows alight on cypress trees once in awhile. Maw and the parakeets are sleeping now.

  • 20100326-God’s Leaving

    In today’s current state of affairs, I’m afraid to report that God’s leaving this earth. The psychics felt it in the past. Anyway, Maw and I were watching a History Channel program on television: `Ancient Aliens` that night.

    At 09:57, Maw said she felt that ancient civilizations, such as the Mayans, tried to build a home here on earth. But they got sick and tired of what was happening and decided to pack up and leave to go back home.

  • 20100327-Dream Journal

    Maw told us of her dream. Hillary Rodham-Clinton wanted her daughter, Chelsea, to marry my brother. Both of them were following Maw. Hillary was dropping something on the ground for Maw.

    My interpretation is this: Hillary does not want Chelsea to marry the guy of her choice. I happen to prefer a red-head for my own brother than his choice of a Chinese. Neat.

  • 20100326-Church Helpers

    Helped Ben remove & replace Missals in pews. Saw Magat, Carlos, Susan & old timers remove purple theme from alter for red one. Got bored waiting for convesation

  • 20100326-Saving Sanity

    If I were the boy, I wouldn’t fork out the cold hard cash by selfless elders on a friggin’ million dollar DEBT! There is no way to pay that enslavement off in a lifetime not unless he wins the lottery. For the stay of any home is temporary and the house can be theirs as long as both parties are ABLE-BODIED and healthy enough to work.

  • 20100325-Beautiful Day

    Today is beautiful! The sun is shining. The fluffy, puffy clouds of white are floated everywhere in the skies. The air is cool and breezy, clean and fresh. We had bought food from 99 Ranch Market and Savemart for the boy’s surprise lunch visit.

  • 20100325-Lunch Joke

    So the boy called around 11:30pm and said:

    `I’m hungry!`

    I said:

    `Come over!`

    He said he pissed off Allan’s dad one day.  The threesome were admiring someone’s rifle. The boy said the kickback on this piece is stronger than the rest. The dad was holding the rifle and says to the boy:

    `Maybe you need a cushion`.

    You see: A cushion is meant to absorb the shock and reduce the impact upon the rifleman’s shoulder. But the boy quipped back:

    `Maybe [for your age] you need a cushion!`

    Now the father and son are both over six feet tall. The old man was still holding the gun and with a flabbergasted, shocked looked on his face, he exclaimed:

    `What?`

    Boys will be boys, I guess.

  • 20100324-More Spooks

    At 01:29pm that afternoon, I saw a SJPD squad car parked in front of our home. The car had its flashing lights of red and blue from the top of its roof. There was a light-blue, four-door sedan. It was pulled over apparently.

    At the same time, I saw Juan pull out from the driveway and headed northbound on MY road. At 01:30pm, he arrived with the divorced nutter, L0L!nda as the passenger. At 01:32pm, Juan left the driveway, stopped at the stop sign and took off northbound on MY road again. The squad car left the scene a few seconds later on OUR drive.

    On a side note, the U-Haul pick-up truck was not parked in front of their house. It was stationed there the day before, by the way.

  • 20100323-Four Points

    We are watching C-SPAN on televised cable programming and I see some U.S. Senators are addressing key issues regarding the legislation signed by Obama today.

    • Sen. Judd Gregg (R-New Hampshire) TOTALLY made sense this earlier afternoon.
    • Sen. John Barrasso (R-Wyoming).
    • Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona).
    • Sen. Greg LeMieux (R-Florida).
    • Sen. Mike Enzi (R-Wyoming).

    Since my attention span is but a few seconds and I find myself getting up every MINUTE, I decided to run upstairs again after only 45 minutes of viewing time. Per my chicken notes earlier this afternoon at around 14:00pm, Maw made four simple points that MUST be part of the H.R. 4872 House Reconciliation Bill:

    1. Don’t punish the rich.
    2. Don’t touch the senior’s money.
    3. Teach the poor to work.
    4. Give poor help.

    Now, if you arseholes want to keep chaos from running amok on public streets, you may wish to follow these wise words. The continued flapping of your pie-holes (much like the annoyance of Obama’s frequent speech in front of the camera) is wasting our time, tax-payers’ money and nervous energy.

  • 20100320-Lunch Joke

    The twosome came over after lunchtime. The boy told another joke at around 14:51pm. The story is about a messing around with his co-worker, who is an elderly Korean. So the old guy goes to sit down on his chair. From out of somewhere, the boy told the elder in a stern voice and pointed in a sweeping motion to get up:

    `[ANG-KOR-RAH]!`

    The bewildered co-worker looked surprised and in response told the boy:

    `Did you know what you have said only applies to kids?`

    The boy laughed and told the old fart:

    `Of course, I did! That’s why it’s was meant as a joke!`