To the Boss:
Dammit! Today’s “lector” kept looking into my direction again from the pew! She read very well, enunciating with great diction and good pace. And sure enough, while we were stuck in traffic coming out of the parish parking lot, the coo-coo head wanted me to spare two hours of my time in her “politics”. That woman doesn’t know when to fuck-off! She’s gonna call me later for the 4:30 PM to 6:30 PM gig.
Anyway, she is the type to only go near people who are well-posed, presentable, and of course, drive an MB E430. I may be humble but I do NOT like being used for other crap that does NOT do anything for me. I need a fucking job to get away from these stupid psychos who are using our local parish to infiltrate for their OWN agenda/references!
And “Joe” did well leading us. We got lost on the “Post Consecrationem” because he sang the first part meant for the priest and didn’t start us on the “All” section. And the “Agnus Dei” was messed up because the creepy/dark-bearded priest was waiting for the old way of “dona nobis pacem” as the final refrain after the second run.
That Sister Sara is a good sport because those “Communion” ministers who fail to show up for their respective assignments covered today’s “Communion” section. However, her “demon-brows” knitted angrily. During the workshops, she encouraged the ministers NOT to “double-up” their ministers but if they can managed then it is kinda/sorta okay.
Earlier and prior to the start of the 10:45 AM mass this morning, the cane lady and the “demon-brow” woman said that you wasted paper AND time printing up the Response and Acclaim. The cane lady said that you are treating them like they are “retarded”. The “demon-brow” woman told the cane lady to “hush”. But I cannot text you because you might be distracted with your Disney gig!
Later your Dad came and then the cane lady got angry at him and in her Filipino language said: “Boog-boog-boog [ang ulo mo]” several times, meaning she wanted to hit his head. The parishioners know each other fairly well and they know a lot about the history/past of you and your family. Bahaha!
Huh,
Flynn…