Author: FLYNN

  • 20060924-Mobius Mirror

    I thank one of the many out-worldly beings I’ve met in person, who introduced the concept of the Mobius strip. By the way, any strip of paper is finite with one end being separated from its other end. With this strip of paper, both ends are glued together in a half twist (by attaching railroad track A to its opposite track B).

    The experiment starts at one point. The traveler takes a path along ‘one’ side of the strip once and end up in the beginning BUT with a new twist (time, space, dimension, etc…). The second trip may not be the same as the first. Thus this experiment shows that creation is the same as evolution without an end.

    The end is when one chooses to be destroyed into nothing – to null and void, which in turn becomes a new beginning. I cannot best explain what I think is true with my limited Americanized language. But I believe each person is a god in the making by traveling along this Mobius strip.

    But how does one accomplish this: I ask of myself? The best way, according to my interpretation of this model and without having to read the mathematical models, is to split ‘myself’ as many times and become independent sources of information.

    I may decide to merge back with the original Mobius strip and become unified. Or I could continue on one of many paths, come back from the same direction where way I first came, and report what I’ve evaluated and learned with better data from my ‘other’ selves to my ‘original’ self.

    The only way I could know myself is based on a mirror of other people’s worldviews. I’ve incorporated their truths into my life and lifestyle and according to what I believe could be true to me in this current lifetime. Their truths could be either ‘good’ or ‘bad.’

    The bad part is not having all the answers to my personal questions such as: Who am I? What am I? When will I go home? Where is my soul? Why am I here and now? How did you come to find me? I’ve observed my answers from family and friends are at best limited to an extent of the human experience.

    The continual effort of people to prove their egos are right (or better than their own) is next to futile. I see some are bent on destroying each other out of frustration as history tends to repeat itself with plagues, wars, famine, and death. But the choice for anyone is always for the better in the end, right?

    Imagine the serpentine symbol, Ouroboros, showing the eating of its own tail as another example of a endless cycle of unity. The head needs its tail as much as the tail needs the head. So when I hear someone say, ‘Bite my behind!’ I am reminded of how noone is better than the other. And no god needs to be told that truth.

    P.S. Oh, man! How do I blog like this? Am I confusing everyone now? I think I confuse myself too. But I at least I try my best to improve one myself and outlook on life regardless of how the world operates on all aspects of humanity. Once again, there is more to learn than what try to express via my blogs and blowing each other up into nothingness wouldn’t scare me at all.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060924-Alien Alienate

    Okay, I should be careful. But I cannot hold back my truths, which are not always believable by those who chose to believe in conspiracy theories. What I have observed is that people are not always what they seem.

    For example, although my future ‘sister-in-law’ may not always measure up to the standards of ‘normal’ by being more respectful to my bio-units, more understanding of our Filipino culture, more educated and smarter, I should not have judged her existence.

    I should simply acknowledge she came into our lives, recognize her for being a Twit, accept her for being nicer than others I’ve met, and love her for loving Brat in the first place. As a result, we all could never be too careful on how we treat each other.

    Can you imagine if we suddenly found out that Kitty or Fido could speak perfect English? Can you imagine what reaction would likely result from finding out bio-units and friends could be really something else other than human?

    I love reading stories and writing my blogs. But when my experiences are weird, I’d like to share what I believe to be true. I know there are beings that work and play among us in the guise of humans. I’ve read some entities are not nice and exist to harm or kill others. The ones I’ve encountered are for the most part friendly to me.

    I’ve seen left bug eyes (TD), dark black eyes (JP), horizontal goat eyes (XX), vertical slit eyes (RS), biggest almond eyes (PB) and red rimmed eyes (MC), just like the emergency doctor from yesterday. I notice that some ‘people’ have weird redness (like members of ‘Scientology’), uneven shaped iris, which should be circular or crooked eyes, which should look straight.

    I’ve smelled co-workers with former bad odor, which is replaced with the scent of fresh flowers, or current ones like fish that never seem to go away. She is a hippo as my co-worker calls her, by the way. Some chatters from Nigeria and Senegal smelled distinctly ‘African’. And other weird events at night would smell sulfuric, like ‘the devil’ or dead flesh.

    Let’s see. I tried to present some objective stories based on my subjective mind. I do not expect anyone to believe me except myself. Only those who know what I’m talking about are already way ahead. If you think these stories are nutty, it does take one to know one.

    That is why most will never know why and how the world operates. The truth would be too much for the dumber and more fearful ones and the repercussions, well, would be reactionary in the form of violence.

    And based on recent events presented by government via the mass media, there continues to be violence out of fear from differences in skin color, religious backgrounds or sexual orientations, for examples.

    People need to get along now or else we would further alienate each other from the truth that we are all strangers no matter how related or friendly. What would happen if some entities choose to reveal themselves as being non-human? How would we treat others unlike ourselves?

    P.S. Blogging is fun. You may choose to be entertained or do your own research and find out what the world has to offer.

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  • 20060924-Sunday Story

    Today, besides cooking pancakes for breakfast, I’ve done nothing but get some much needed rest after lunch of spaghetti and meatballs cooked by Maw. The sky was blue and the air was cool.

    All three of us went to the early morning mass at 07:00AM. There was a Chinese couple sitting behind us who talked too much. Maw was pissed because she couldn’t pray well. So I flicked them off by pretending to scratch my right ear and rear end. People like them should not attend mass if they cannot shut the ‘pluck’ up.

    Um, yeah! I’m trying not to be prejudice by being some behaved robot. But I do not have to be nice all the time. What is not nice are Brat and that Chinese girlfriend of his. Both came over sometime during my long nap in the afternoon. According to Maw, they didn’t seem to care to about the people of the household and proceeded to talk to the parakeets instead. They are both rude.

    This shows they only care about each other based on their ‘kayak love’. I do not care for both living together unmarried and prefer Brat to marry a Filipina. Twit is not all that smart and, once again, I do not understand her English. I feel I no longer have a sibling and don’t care if she exists either. If she marries Brat, I won’t recognize her as my ‘sister-in-law.’

    But if they choose love of ‘freedom’ over ‘security,’ their twisted affair is none of my business. Her yawning at the sight of boredom, her refusal to eat the spaghetti and meatball cooked by Maw, and his accusing us for not informing him of Maws emergency check in at the hospital from 11:15AM to 03:15PM yesterday all show how stupid a couple they are for lacking manners.

    By the way, if her culture requires ‘her’ side to pay double the cost of ‘his’ side, my bio-units should have 100K by now. We could hold that over her head forever and torture both for closing the doors many on us in the first place. They should move far away and from our lives: Out of state, on the other side of the planet or off the planet is by far a better option.

    Also, Twit (in her attempt to be ‘nice’) picked the red peppers growing out front without Maws permission. Stupid ‘idioms’ is so freaking clueless! But Maw couldn’t tell her to stop because it was too late.

    What kind of training did Twit get from her ‘tradition’ and from the educational system here? Don’t touch anything that doesn’t belong to you. G*d-d@mn! Why does love have to be this blind?!

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  • 20060924-Dream Journal

    I had a nice long nap about five (5) hours worth from 01:00PM to 06:45PM after stuffing myself with spaghetti and meatballs for lunch earlier.

    Scene One:
    My dream was during daylight and outdoors.
    The place was full of people, mostly South Asian Indians.

    There was a eating section to my left.
    I saw people eating and a tall guy talking to his guests.
    I saw another tall guy sitting looking straight ahead.

    There was another section to my right.
    There was a shaded tree.
    There was a chain linked fence to the right.

    There were guys dancing and one looked at me.
    He was dark skinned.

    I saw man and female crawl on their bellies.
    The female crawled easily under this chain linked fence.

    Scene Two:
    I was in the Philippines with some friends.
    This dimension occurred in the future.
    This event occurred at night.

    There was traffic that lasted the whole day.
    We were in a hurry and decided to travel through and inside the mountain.

    There were people on very brightly lit circular disks.
    The direction fed people in a clockwise direction into the mountain.

    Scene Three:
    The mountain was maze-like and slightly lit.
    The walls were somewhat grayish blue.
    There was some fallen timber.

    We had a map and the walking took too long.
    We went into various rooms.

    Someone said there was ghost was coming [from the right].
    We tucked and hide ourselves close together along the walls on either side.

    I hid close behind someone as I buried my face in the backpack.
    The ghost had to attach to my left side.

    So I tried to shake him off by thinking good thoughts.
    He fell on the ground and I kicked his limp form – the legs.

    We got up to leave the intersection ahead where the ghost came.
    He got up behind us and looked like a Filipino male.
    He told me I saved his soul and left the corridor behind us from right to left.

    A man at the end of the dream told us he would not cut through the mountain.

    posted by Flynn B. @ 8:33 PM

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  • 20060924-Nowhere Man

    Song: Nowhere Man
    Artist: The Beatles
    Album: Rubber Soul
    Year: 1965 

    He’s a real nowhere man
    Sitting in his nowhere land
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

    Doesn’t have a point of view
    knows not where he’s going to
    Isn’t he a bit like you and me?

    Nowhere man please listen
    You don’t know what you’re missing
    Nowhere man, The world is at your command

    He’s as blind as he can be
    Just sees what he wants to see
    Nowhere man, can you see me at all

    Nowhere man don’t worry
    Take your time, don’t hurry
    Leave it all till somebody else Lends you a hand [Ah, la, la, la, la ]

    Doesn’t have a point of view
    knows not where he’s going to
    Isn’t he a bit like you and me?

    Nowhere man please listen
    You don’t know what you’re missing
    Nowhere man, The world is at your command [Ah, la, la, la, la ]

    He’s a real nowhere man
    Sitting in his nowhere land
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

    Nothing is my answer. My big brain came up with this answer and I started singing this tune from years ago during choir class in high school. I remember watching the creepy cartoon that showed this ‘silly odd man,’ who looked all green and had a big nose. I do not understand why that character was drawn that way.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060922-Basic Ten

    Perfect – the only one.
    Not the earth, moon or sun.
    Not someone with a name.
    No money and no fame.
    No mother or father.
    No friends or brother.
    Not lonely without mood.
    Not hungry won’t steal food.
    See, say and hear no bad.
    No more fear or get mad.

    A poem of ten lines with six syllables in abab pattern.

    Author’s note: Based on the Biblical ten commandments.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060921-Ahem People

    God
    is above
    all else – below.
    Love is everywhere.

    Ahem, people! With all the media broadcasting the nice speeches made by peace preachers, freedom loving, safety concerned and name calling citizens of the world, where are the nations of Russia and China? Shouldn’t they also be concerned for the affairs of the two towering brothers in Christ and in Muslim?

    Why must they fight amongst themselves? Stop the noise and get down to business! My patience is running quite thin. Silence is golden.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060921-Only One

    God
    is One.
    As above
    and as below,
    Love is everywhere.
    The noise and chaos stop.
    All that once was is now passed.
    All that will be is yet unknown.
    Each of us is interconnected.
    Each of us is a vibration of his love.

    Created a poem of ten lines with progressive syllables for each line with no set rhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060921-Ice Scream!

    I scream for ice cream and had a double dose of chocolate bars this afternoon. One was the chocolate almond version and I had given one to the auditor after the one hour 404 compliance crap. She liked chocolate ice cream and as a rule we users need to be nice to auditors. I did a good deed today.

    So downstairs I went to get the goodies for both of us and I spotted a billboard full of pictures. I see that these are the pictures taken during the company meeting on the fourth floor of the parking garage. I saw my picture and my co-workers like the one.

    I, however, could have used more makeup (to cover my adult acne/pimple problems), a nose job (because the bridge of my nose is nowhere in sight) and eye surgery (to allow me to see without my glasses).

    I ate my first ice cream and remembered there were two more pictures that I could claim as my own. So back downstairs I went to look for the pictures and get my second helping of delicious chocolate ice cream bar. And I found only the second picture. This one showed me in the center with the CEO/founder to my left and the temp who no longer works with us on the bottom right.

    The CEO/founder is of course an very dark skinned Asian – more specifically South Asian Indians (which has nothing to do with American Indians because they are on either side of the world). Any way both of us were wearing dark shades and we looked cool together. The temp was covered up by the letters of the postcard unfortunately.

    Both pictures are now proudly displayed on my cubicle wall. This is finally a testament to my hard work at this company. I have given my blood (never!), sweat (stinky) and tears (whatever) for over three and three-fourth years. Maybe another two years should be enough when I qualify for all those stock options.

    I ate my second ice cream bar and felt sick and had to wash down the sweetness with hot coffee and milk. I usually do not put sweetener into the coffee because the stuff is already nasty enough. Then I continued to work diligently until I arrived home at 05:30PM.

    There is little else to add to this blog because the current time is 06:34PM as I rush before dinner is served. The air is cooler now thanks in part to the vertical fan blowing my heat from the left. The wind is blowing the trees as I view the setting sun from the upstairs computer room.

    I should have brought my pictures home and scanned those to share with my public. Yeah!

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  • Flynn’s Bills

    [Scene One: A nice high-brow mall somewhere.]

    Dude: Hi, there! Are you lost?

    Flynn: Yeah. I can`t seem to find my wallet.

    Dude: Uh okay. Maybe I could help. My name is Dude.

    Flynn: Sure. Thanks, Dude. My name is Flynn.

    Dude: Nice to meet you, Flynn. Do you remember where you last saw your wallet?

    Flynn: Not really. I’ve been shopping all day.

    Dude: Well. Let’s have coffee on me and maybe you might remember.

    Flynn: Great idea! By the way, did you know I’m a billionaire?

    Dude: No way! Serious? You’ve got to be kidding me! (He’s drooling now.)

    Flynn: Yeah. I have credit card bills, telephone bills, automobills…

    THE END

    P.S. It’s a great brouhaha!

    Author’s note: Credit for this joke as told by Paw.

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  • 20060920-Flynn’s Bills

    [Scene One: A nice high-brow mall somewhere.]

    Dude: Hi, there! Are you lost?

    Flynn: Yeah. I can`t seem to find my wallet.

    Dude: Uh okay. Maybe I could help. My name is Dude.

    Flynn: Sure. Thanks, Dude. My name is Flynn.

    Dude: Nice to meet you, Flynn. Do you remember where you last saw your wallet?

    Flynn: Not really. I’ve been shopping all day.

    Dude: Well. Let’s have coffee on me and maybe you might remember.

    Flynn: Great idea! By the way, did you know I’m a billionaire?

    Dude: No way! Serious? You’ve got to be kidding me! (He’s drooling now.)

    Flynn: Yeah. I have credit card bills, telephone bills, automobills…

    THE END

    P.S. It’s a great brouhaha!

    Author’s note: Credit for this joke as told by Paw.

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  • 20060920-Working Turds

    I’ll tell you all why I am bitter for working at this company. Three years ago on Oct. 01, 2002, I was working as a temp before my hiring/reporting manager decided to make his moves on me, which was around Feb. 2003. I had nowhere to go because I needed to pay down my credit card debt, mostly due to turds.

    He had his friend send emails of love letters and poems to me. He had sent chatting messages that he wanted to talk with me after work. I had experienced severe aches in my solar plexus and had very cold feet. I did not understand why my system was warning me back then. I still have the emails and archived chatting messages as proof, by the way.

    A couple of weeks later he got me to work as a full-time, ‘permanent’ slave/wage earner. To this day I continue to wonder how many other women could have been affected by such two-faced scum. He is Pakistani by descent, Muslim and is married to a Filipina. He may have at least one child. My parents and I saw him at the company picnic one time up in Vallejo, CA.

    I did a background check on ‘Nasal Septum’ and found that he had three (3) apartments under his name. One was near the tower where I currently work. The other two are local. He lives up north in Walnut Creek, CA and tried a small business with his wife. He is now back as a slave/wage earner like me.

    Now, I have to deal with this divorced Italiano, ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ and am not interested in getting involved with co-workers ever again. I already know the disaster of dating a co-worker from twelve (12) years ago. A Polska, ‘Jon Kielbasa,’ would have been prime marriage material but we drifted apart. And I wasn’t too happy to work there either.

    I do not understand why turds would mix business with pleasure. There is always the gossip that would go around the workplace and that is distracting. The productivity of those affected by love affairs is either enhanced or diminished. I know I would not be happy with getting to close to co-workers.

    The dangers could be worse as with the other Italiano, ‘J@ck B!ll*’. This incident was played whereby he wooed me online and scammed everything else imaginable from me. Business, in this case, should have been left out of any romantic ties. I suppose this extraordinary turd will have best been forgotten altogether.

    So there you have it folks. I hate working at this company because it reminds me of stupid people who continue to cross my path and do me harm. The greatest harm yet is done by a ‘Moron’ via a 7th day Adventist and those turds are by far not worth mentioning to the stupid public.

    P.S. I have nothing against the above mentioned multi-cultural folks of various religious backgrounds. (Yeah, right!) But I definitely detest this company and any of the smelly breed of people who started the company in the first place because of all the new crap they continue to dump into my department. (My bad!)

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