Month: July 2018

Dear diary,

I have sinned, err, failed to be in compliance. Bhakti, the other OT (occupational therapist) said that I needed to be trained properly. So that Mom can regain her independence in mobility. Brouhaha!

Are y’all kidding me? My mommy dearest has been dogging me for many slong years. She still complains that I’m hurting her and that I’m stupid and that I don’t know what I’m doing.

Technically, I am NOT to handle her improperly because if she or I gets injured, she won’t be covered or loose coverage. Good! I wished you damn idiots told me sooner so I can keep calling the CNA and let them take the heat!

Of course, as a family member, the victim, err, patient gets away with bad mouthing the care giver, more so the whitish humanz against the slaves. Y’all know what? Y’all suck!

Anyway, the only reason why I’m here with the bloated one is because she feels that there are few helpful nurses. The ones that I like are the SAI, as they are truly conscientious in their area of expertise. But all of them are equally capable. Yup.

So I don’t know what’s the big deal with SNF, if stuff is being stolen, if the care and treatment are substandard. All I know is each victim, err, patient is a statistics. Sorry but I can see the eyes of those who need to protect their license. They have to separate themselves emotionally, like a robot$

And so I have two more hours to kill and that’s good for traffic. I love driving – long drives, similar to golfing. The farther, the better. The sunset along this slong Scenic Route is nice.

I guess I better stop ranting.

FB

http://dailymessenger.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-reason-tesla-motors-turned-off.html

Really? What happened to the good old fashioned customer service representatives who would take an influx of angry and irate customers calling over the regular phone. No? Too bad.

• Press button for cancellation, right away!
• Press another button for refunds, this instance!
• Press any button for operator, not a second too soon!
• Or stay on the line forever and your call will NEVER be answered in which it was received.

Musk Tesla: website no longer taking orders, Musk melts down again and pouts, and more Tesla cars combusting at will…not good. http://dailymessenger.blogspot.com/2018/07/musk-tesla-website-no-longer-taking.html

While being held hostage this facility because y’all wanted to experiment on my Mommy Dearest, the madness of this hellish planet continues its sage.

This time is combustible electric vehicles. What pissed me off the most are how the money changers continue to scam investors.

How do y’all sleep at night? Do y’all enjoy placing bets on deaths (a rhyme which is mine and copyrighted)? That’s what y’all are doing! And y’all still owe me an hexplanation for duping gullible humanz like moi!

Anyway, the concept was supposed to have been seamless, perfected. But y’all keep sabotaging good ideas. I guess there is a war between natural snail pace of humanity’s learning versus one of technological convenience.

But the way the humanz were designed, I guess we’re supposed to struggle a bit otherwise, waste away without muscle strength and such.

Fin thoughts.

Dear diary,

Guess where’s my comfort chair. In front of the freaking private toilet. If Mom didn’t insist on a private room, I wouldn’t be hanging out for freaking twelve hours per day.

Y’all know what? She may have good health care insurance, but that does NOT guarantee good service. One CNA is tall but has a blank stare, expecting me to instruct her what to do next. WTF is wrong with SNF.

It’s NOT good and it’s NOT bad, but all is NOT great. With that said, how TF can y’all MAGA if there are a few nutballs on the other side of the broken fence?

I’m NOT happy! Y’all keep praying but it’s a double-edged sword. While the deal is supposed to pay off, I’m a slave to a priceless love only a ‘good daughter’ can give. Though the victim, err, patient has said that my hands are like stones, meaning bone breakers to the fragile elderly folk. But one doctor said that Mom has a bone density of a 30 year old. Huh.

I think the two types of antibiotics are knocking her system out. But she’s a fighter and won’t stop fighting with me. Do y’all understand that I’m NOT the most patient human? WTF?

Anyway, to uplift your brains, keep healthy, or else – y’all might pop a vein and end up in an SNF, the next best cruel fate to a correctional institution!

FB

Dear diary,

I helped Mom with lunch and vacuumed the rest really fast! After all, I’m being held hostage to give care to a whining bitch. Alas, love is (supposed to be) priceless.

So currently Mom is speaking with Savannah, the OT, who wanted to get Mom to do stuff daily, but NOT today after her teeth chatting and general aches and PAINS in the neck!

So things happen. But that’s the way of this hellish planet. It was 58 degrees F earlier this morning and slightly warm and stuffy in Mom’s room. But with my new mini portable air conditioner, I’m keeping cool, a reverse karmic effect to the Mom. Savannah reminded me about the ice maker out front! Now I have my real cooling effects.

So when I’m comfortable, she’s not and vice versa, meaning when she is feeling better, she will bug the crap outta me, since I’ve nowhere to go and happen to live with my two elderly parents.

Ah, yes. Living the life of karmic debt unto those hands who feed moi. No one said it’s gonna be this challenging but with strength and fortitude, I’ll overcome these dumb things in life.

I hate it. I hate y’all. Keep on pumping Mom with your pharmaceutical stuff.

FB

Dear diary,

Besides almost dropping Mom up front, she’s giving me a hard time – always asking for little things. So when I try to process her requests, she said that my hands are like ‘bahtooh’, meaning hard like rock, or in my case cold as ice.

So the whining one wants a massage. While blogging with my left hand, I massaged whatever with my right hand. But I stopped in between her half waking and half sleeping. WTF?

That’s all they do – drug. She won’t shut up! Sheesh!

FB

Received a voicemail message at 1042 am as I was trying to stuff Mom into the Medline Excell wheelchair, which wasn’t locked. Savannah the OT (occupational therapist) saw that Mom almost fell forward. Hah! I told y’all I’m NOT fully trained to give care to these disabled, elderly humanz! WTF?!

Anyway, here is the transcribed computerized voicemail received this morning:

Receive this message I need you to get back to me on my department division number that is 202-844-8272. I repeat 202-844-8272 now. If I don’t hear a call from you we will have to issue an arrest warrant under your name and get you arrested so get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you.

I wonder if Mister POTUS Trump and pals can stop unwanted phone calls coming from Washington, DC and other unknown locations. Is this the meaning of freedom – to receive potential fraud, potential scam, and or robo-calls from your computers here in America? I expect y’all to fix it – none unless y’all are powerless!

So I decided to check on the status of my DNA results via a regular website and NOT a smartphone app for Android. The 23andme website says:

Hi [real first name here], your kit is currently being analyzed.
We’re turning your DNA into knowledge.
See how we do it.

Registered
Barcode [number here] registered on Jun 20, 2018.

Kit in Transit
Received: Jun 26, 2018.

Receiving and Quality Inspection
Accessioned and passed inspection. Completed: Jun 26, 2018.

Learn more: When your sample (along with hundreds of others) arrives in the initial receiving area of our lab, one of our technicians opens up the package and scans your kit barcode. We also perform a visual quality inspection to ensure there is enough saliva for processing.

DNA Extraction
DNA extracted for analysis. Completed: Jul 14, 2018.

Learn more: During this first step, we isolate and purify the DNA from the cells in your saliva. Did you know? Most of the DNA in your saliva comes from your white blood cells.

DNA Analysis
Repeating this step due to low call rate. (Here is where I believe the Lawd Gawd intervened to mess up my stuff.)

Learn more: During this analysis step, we make copies of your DNA so we have enough to analyze. Then we place your DNA on our genotyping chip and use a computer to read your genotype at each location we test.

Quality Review
We’ll check each set of data for call rate and accuracy.

Learn more: During this quality review step, we anonymize and group many samples together into a larger set of data. This entire set is reviewed for call rate and accuracy as part of our quality control procedures. Learn more

Initial Raw Data Processing
We’ll prep your raw genetic data for interpretation.

Computation and Report Generation
We’ll calculate ancestry and generate all your reports.

Learn more: Once your raw genetic data comes back from the lab, we interpret your genome and generate reports for you to view right here in your account. Your Ancestry Composition report and the DNA Relatives tool require additional computation, which happens during this step.

After viewing the brief YouTube video dated 2013, I saw two stuff: Illumina and hybridized chip. See? The Illuminati wanna clone humanz with their spit! Brouhaha! No.

Anyway, the idiots gotta provide whatever dataset they can derive from the first call and make a comparison with the subsequent calls. I demand to know what difference does it make? Oops.

Yeah, so I hope the second DNA extraction will be successful.

Based on the DNA results of Das Squirrel, I’m looking at:

• 99.5% normal stuff (99.3% southeast stuff, 0.1% surprising stuff, 0.1% broadly stuff)
• 0.4% other stuff (0.3% broadly southern stuff, 0.1% broadly stuff)
• 0.2% unassigned stuff

Basically, I’m a flip.

Obuttfag Without His Teleprompter! You ALL Must Watch This!!!

Dear diary,

When will all this madness end?

Anyway, I’m just saying that Obama, Hillary, and whoever else are simply bad actors and cannot go to jail? Why, Flynn? Are you frucking insane? You liberal, progressive, traitor! And we thought you’re one of us notoriously conservatives.

Now, now, my minions! Fear not! Everything is going according to plan. The other day I heard over the radio air waves someone mention that Hillary did serve to do something – like handing the plate of heads – those that go against the will of God.

Yeah, so, while Pete looked like he’s demoniac, there’s something advanced as far as the teleprompter helmet. WTF, are you talking about Flynn? Are you gaslighting and ruining the weblog sites of your ‘friends’, whom you’ve never met in person? Stupid, idiot!

Now, now, fools! Listen up. I don’t know what is going on. But there’s lots of interesting stuff. For instance, I can recall several times that my suggestions via this weblog site have been fulfilled to some extent in the political arena.

Flynn! Stop it! You’re scaring us! Please go away and delete your weblog, right now, this instance, not a second too soon!

To further prove my point, Obama said: “This is what you have to say.” Hillary said: ‘Sigh’. And Trump changed his HUGE signboards to read: PROMISES MADE. These are the few of my favorite thingy that have manifested.

Now! Am I to condemn these bad actors? No! That’s a matter of spiritual intervention. When I interconnect to these alleged thugs, I cannot ‘feel’ the hatred or anger or infuriation. Thusly so, maybe I should also ‘go away’ and never come back. I guess forgiveness and mercy is always available ON-DEMAND.

I see, Flynn. You love to confuse your readers, don’t you? Huh? Answer me! You don’t seem to care if your followers wanna learn stuff and appease your Evil Kitty, heh? I guess NOT!

Welp, y’all still do NOT believe your messengers! WTF should y’all care to believe me – this fat and fugly web blogger! Huh? Y’all are excused! Until y’all can find me good reason NOT to think about your status, I’ll just keep twiddling my thumbs and wonder if I could hit the ‘restore’ button and return everything to the past.

Sincerely,

Flynn B seriously praying for all of y’all to realize the errors of your ways.