I’m lying down while my side rib cage muscles spasm after blowing out green boogers from my left nostril and a strange yellowish chunk from the right nostril. The right yellowish chunk came out loudly and landed into the porcelain basin of white and circled counterclockwise down the drain. I didn’t have the chance to study my booger. As a result, the right nostril is amazingly clear. I wonder if that was honey comb that left my brain! But the left sinus still feels full and congested.
Around 1500, Philip (my milky substance of imagination), had to leave early because he wasn’t feeling well. He gave his instructions in a lower tone of voice that I could barely hear what he said. He was between the desks of Laurie and Rosemary. Laurie and I were to cross check each other’s work, and I was to send an Instant Message to Madam Cherie so she could close the bank batch prior to closing at 1700 tonight.
To Shrimpsei and pals, I believe today was a good day despite some lazy light-weight sylphs after this early morning fog dissipated. I had Shrimpsei’s buzzer Joe in a plastic OtterBox buzzing inside my Coach handbag, which was located near those thick electrical snakes hiding inside the walls to the makeshift warehouse into office.
I noticed for the past week, this overly obsess whitish guy with dark black hair walking in the major traffic area of our finance department, just behind the receptionist lobby. His full face, turkey jowls were the color of beet red! This entity is unnaturally bright red in color for mere humans with more earthen complexion. Perhaps, y’all can peep and find our what species he is/belongs, eh?
As for my favorite reptilian, Philip was NOT fairing so well. He left for lunch one hour between noon and 1300. He seemed quiet today. Almost every Monday he is quiet, especially two weeks ago. Then, on that following Monday, he told Rosemary in his friendly self that last Monday sucked. Yeah, I’m not used to him being quiet. I gotten used to him being jovial, boisterous, and loud. That’s the Philip I liked from the start!
Unfortunately, his skin texture was mottling! The uneven blotches varied in shades of medium brownish, as if he was trying to get a bad case of burnt tan over the past few weeks, and splotchy white patches! He won’t stop flicking out his tongue.
The poor old chap was shape-shifting! I could see those dark vertical bands of at least two to three wide maroonish layers coming off the sides of his face! I really felt sorry for his “illnesses”, thanks in part to my boosting my VECTOR! Pissing me off, big time!
Towards 1500, I heard him sneeze loudly and intentionally, at least twice or three times. He would grab, I guess, tissue paper from Jackie’s desk, just behind but to the right of Laurie. I was becoming empathic and “picked” up his cooties. The feeling is a subtle sickness in the pit of the stomach but with the strange but slight dizziness or buzz in the head within and without the queasiness.
I’m sensing that he partied too much over the weekend or that he’s got a job interview. Madam Cherie had come back from wherever, I don’t know. She is still her spiffy old self, all drag smoking and a powerful Vice President to this small company.
I do hope Philip returns to work. It’s not the same without him. Now the place is too quiet. He could pass as a game show host. I was thinking he was an actor from Los Angeles. Maybe the boys can tell me what’s up with Philip, eh? NO? PHOOEY!
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