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Tag: variouspontifications

  • Rocky Balboa Villains VS Really Annoying Christians

    No thanks! I find the sport of boxing to violent and must be banned/outlawed for the ‘health and safety’ of the players. Maybe, if there’s a promo for an old-style westernized shoot-out, then maybe that might be possible in an alternate reality.

  • God Shaves Beard, Looks Great

    One more item to add to Flynn’s bucket list: Date clean-shaven OLD fart. Amen!

  • Thor’s Hammer Replaced With Small Screw Driver

    Odin could have been more cruel and given Thor a pair of scissors instead. Funny.

    20150104-0022. Addendum thought in reply to the blogger’s response to my stupid comment. I didn’t realize until later that size mattered and scissors were still larger than a child-sized screw driver.

    That’s why I’m not smart enough to share a comment without messing up the flow of the “tag team’s” thread.

    There has to be a “recall” button somewhere when people like me changes her mind about commenting!

    Fix it, WordPress!

  • Flush Toilets Invented By Aliens

    “Thus, the only logical conclusion to be made is that they were created by aliens from outer space.” -I agree with you, TACP! I can’t imagine how mere humanz could possibly “invent” everything else considered “modern conveniences”.

  • Unique You

    Thou art truly a “bard” until your low-blow, below-the-belt, succor/sucker punch line at the very end!

  • Christian Math

    You are correct, TACP! I’ve observed bard on your lollipop example that three does NOT equal one. However, for those of another dimension, the concept of the Singularity is always valid for Christians.

  • Shame

  • Mother Teresa And Albert Einstein Engaged

    Actually, these two lovebirds look rather happy. I’m sure a “saint” and a “genius” would make a great match in HEAVEN!

  • Catholics Engaging In Unwed Sex More Vile Than Hitler Says Vatican

    Could the Pope at least start with those adulterers who fornicate outside their marriage vows? At least those unwed younglings would be given a fighting chance to see the error of their ways.

  • Happy Mother Fucker’s Day!

    You are one angry bastard! And I hope your mutha doesn’t know about this blog/post entry! As always, your idea is great for humor’s sake.

  • Restraining Orders: They Haunt Me Like A Plague

    As a “Christ” follower and fellow blogger, I could only forgive your bothersome behavior towards Christians and their yummy babies.

  • Dear Christians, It Is Not Your God I Hate, It’s You

    “Thus, you have no god for me to hate.”

    Forgive me/us for being slow in the understanding of “a-theists”. Your insults at these alleged “Christians” reflect their fugliness to/ward “non-believers”.