Hah! I completely forgot about taking time off from work today and pray really hard for the forgiveness of humanized sins.
Tag: variouspontifications
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Christ Appears Nude In Gay Bathhouse
Ah, what a fine specimen! All decked out in his birthday suit and looking handsome, even for a gay guy, and comfortable, too.
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Creationists More Full Of Bullshit Than Real Bulls, Says Bullshit Expert
Hmm, I don’t know if I should feel sorry for the real bulls or those Creationists, who cause coffee-colored enemas to spew forth from the rear-ends of a Creator’s creation. It’s been a while since you wrote something hilarious again, TACP!
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God, Why Isn’t There A Vaccine Against Anti-Vaxxers?
I guess God wouldn’t have it any other way! Yeah, anti-vaccinators!
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Human Race Sues God And Wins
Whoo-hoo! Give it up for human consciousness to disagree with God and his invisible forces of Evil!I As per a “borrowed/stolen” thought, the change for peace MUST originate with God and pals. Other than that, enjoy the free rides.
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Slippery Slope Theory Confirmed By Legalization Of Gay Marriage In Illinios
I disagree. The point behind human marriages is to create life and more of it for welfare recipients and future taxable slave, err, wage earners and that’s between a human male and a human female of breeding age. Anything beyond that is, well, gross! Just saying. 😀
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Free Will Hunting
Thus, I must strongly reiterate my point: free will is a myth. It simply does not exist.
I agree. For example, I can’t control my sleepiness/dreams or boredom over the freewill to remain awake and alive.
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Holy Books And Dogmas Always Get Me Down
I agree. Instead of tossing any book, I would put those to good use against your home’s doors or underneath your car’s wheels or into your local donation center.
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Arm Chair Pontificator Publishes Its 3 Millionth Post
You flatter your/selves too much! Congratulations! I hope your happy!
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Young Earthers And Flat Earthers Unite In Bold Defiance Of Reality
These youngsters don’t know what they’re talking about. “Ancient” people believed this planet is flat. Heck, I STILL believe this hell-hole is somewhat flat. But that doesn’t mean I’m that “ancient”. Maybe, our fine educational system could convince these upstarts that our planet is really a cube spinning incredibly fast, that it looks spherical, when it’s NOT! Just another opine.
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“Torturing People Is The Bomb,” Says Dick Cheney
I’m still NOT understanding why Dick is portrayed as a “bad guy”. It’s only torture in the wee minds of those victims but a necessary “evil” for the sake of “national security”. Plus, those extremists don’t seem to like Christians much and I guess they deserve their fate. Just my opinions only.
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Nobel Committee Member Berates Me For Prank Calling His 9 Year Old Niece
Oh, get over it, TACP! You practically have done nothing to deserve that prize. You’d have to be president first, I guess and nice, too. Yeah, that’s the ticket. 2016 is around the corner. Funny.