Tag: religion

  • Grey hearts…

    This weekend I attended mass THREE times. That’s it! I don’t want to pray anymore. I want to play! I sick and tired of reading passages created by ancient bloggers! It’s a scam!

    During this 9:15am mass, Father was celebrating but a damn deacon with a THICK accent was giving the sermon. Maw disapproved. Sermons are supposed to be the priest. But I guess he had no choice because deacons are being paid to be the voice pieces of the Lord. I couldn’t understand him.

    And prior the final blessing, the priest said a few words. He mentioned something about a CON (and probably in reference to the corruption and fraud to any but in particular this religious organization). And Maw knew right away what he meant. His last message for tonight was something along the line of “praying from the heart”. The heart.

    In my mind’s, I kept sending him the image of a “grey” alien. You see, during the honor of the prelate earlier this year, the bishop of our diocese stood in the middle of the cathedral. I was sitting almost directly in front of the big  guy but towards the middle of the pews. The place was mysteriously dimmed. I had Shrimpsei’s new OtterBox buzzing in my purse, of course.

    While staring at the big guy, my mind’s eye saw a “grey” alien superimposed over the bishop. The alien was white, a pasty color. The eyes were pink, or dark in red color. The neck was slender. The frame was thin as were the limbs. And the height was about as tall as the bishop.

  • 20110827-Daily Blog

    In a VERY rare situation, Maw and I attended the eight o’clock morning mass. She awoke be at around 6:30am.

    Father Michael was the priest at that time. Then he announced the “Flea Market” that was going on in the parking lot just “east” of our local parish and the “car wash” in the “west” portion of the church property. It was a good thing that I brought my car that morning because for $10 I got a car wash!

    It wasn’t worth it because the kids didn’t have the strength to get at the nooks and cranny of the dirt. The wheels were not shined! The glass was not dried! The adults had to do most of the work. Maw was totally dissatisfied.

    But I was humored at the kids doing shoddy work. For five dollars the gasoline station has stronger brushes and dryers too! Father Michael came to the parking lot to talk to the kids and I waved goodbye to him. He held a coffee in his hand/s.

    We later got our regular and decaffeinated coffee at McD for breakfast. By 9:30am we were home to find Paw still fast asleep. He came out at 9:50am and ate breakfast.

    Then we went out to walk around Valley Fair and buy three side orders of large “chow mien” from Panda Express. Maw likes it and so do I but only when first served. After it cools down, even after warming up later one, the taste is oily! Yuch.

    Now we are going to the five o’clock mass again. That’s a maximum of two “hosts”, not parasites in one day allowed.

  • Front door amusement…

    “Kamusta! [Blah…blah…blah…]” ~JW in lime green dress, insectoid-like sunglasses and hand-held paper.

    “I’m sorry I don’t understand your language.” ~Moi.

    “I’m sorry. Do you speak Filipino? I thought this is a Filipino househild. Are there any Filipinos living in this house?” ~JW.

    “I speak American. No. No. So what are you selling?” ~Moi.

    “We are not selling. We are spreading the good news of the Lord Jesus Christ.” ~JW.

    “I’m sorry. We are not interested. Thank you and have a good day.” ~Moi.

    “Thank you. Bye. Bye.” ~JW.

    Two Filipino ladies were at our door about one hour ago. I had my arms crossed on my chest and talked in a louder tone of voice with a Westernized/Caucasian accent.

    Bam! Next thing you know, the Jehovah Witnesses will send their troops of various accents, much like what Mormons do in my neighborhood.

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  • 20110822-More Spooks

    Again, I can’t mind my own business or at least focus/pay attention to praying.

    While waiting for this morning’s mass to begin at 8:00am, I noticed that the elderly Asian couple sitting two pews from us were “looking” behind their backs. Of course, old timers tend to be more sensitive. For example, when we sat down, the old woman looked behind her right shoulder. Later, the elderly reptile (sitting in the back most pew of the right rear), the old man would look behind his right shoulder. Sitting behind the same people may appear normal but not comfortable.

    In another example, the threesome who are from the Couples for Christ sat in their usual pew recently. The woman, again, pretended to get a tissue paper from her Coach bag and began to wipe her watery nose. I could see the WHOLE left side of her face as she looked behind her left shoulder. She does this ALL the time and deliberately. One would think she is prayer but has roving eyes.

    The guy from Batangas, Philippines would sit near the aisle. He too would look far over his left shoulder. During the “exchange of peace”, the old fart would wave at Paw, who was sitting SIX pews behind these creeps. Paw didn’t return his glance or wave and hopefully his should send a message to these people to go away.

    Later, Fred came by to greet Maw. He is quite friendly but used to sit on the right rear section of the pew while Rose, his late wife, was still alive. He now sits one pew behind us. To give the old fart the space of one person between Maw and me, I scooted rather quickly to the left. I didn’t want to be near his cooties as his knelt down temporarily until he moved towards the middle section of the long pew. I can be RUDE because creeps like him won’t go away. I didn’t bother greeting him, by the way.

    In another example, another older Vietnamese guy and his “wife” came in late. They sat in front of us. Maw and Paw reported that the guy smelled like homeless urine. The woman, who is Buddhist, also smelled of faint sweaty soup. Besides the crowding effect, bad odor is also another attempt to annoy us.

    Maw and Paw saw Ben and Min. It appears Ben is too controlling of Min, who kept looking in our direction. I didn’t see them because I was pissed from my observations among the pretentious nutters attending my local parish. I am sure this couple is wondering why we are sitting towards the back now.

  • The Articles of Faith

    The Articles of Faith

    1. We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost.
    2. We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam’s transgression.
    3. We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.
    4. We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third, Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.
    5. We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands by those who are in authority, to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.
    6. We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, and so forth.
    7. We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.
    8. We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God.
    9. We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.
    10. We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisaical glory.
    11. We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
    12. We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.
    13. We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.

    ~Joseph Smith (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints)

    Disclaimer: I do NOT “follow” or believe anything they have to claim.

    After “Liking”, “Starring” and “Sharing” a “truly” awesome WordPress.com weblog, which was mysteriously resurrected, I decided to share the following article from the main religious website.

    Anyway, item number seven is highlighted in bold font and for good reason. In my WordPress.com weblog, I’ve been tagging this area as “paranormal” and loosely referring to contents thereof as “special gifts”. Only TPTB and pals would know my true identity.

  • 20110816-More Spooks

    During this morning’s mass, we decided to sit on the seventh pew. We are being crowded out by psychos and we are trying to avoid people belonging to the “Couples for Christ” “prayer” group. They recently have been sitting on the third pew. And usually the two guys would sit towards the center aisle with the wife of one guy sitting to his left. The wife of the other guy hardly attends morning mass. We found out this is not their local parish.

    We noticed how they kept looking over their shoulders to see who was sitting behind them. The guy nearest the center aisle would turn his head almost completely around to see if we were present. The woman does the same.

    We sat on the seventh pew, thinking that an elderly Viet/nese couple would sit there. But because these insane people stick to their tradition, they sat behind us – the younger generation.

    I am sick of these Chinese and Vietnamese and their stupid traditions. We are Filipinos, dammit! We don’t like your soft tyranny of imposing your damn culture on us Americans. Get away from us and stop smiling and breathing at us with you rotten teeth and smelly breath as if we are okay with you! Freaks!

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  • Europhile’s prejudice…

    Their is still prejudice going on in our local parish. While waiting for this morning’s mass to begin, my mind drifted again. I recalled a story of how Indy (an elderly Filipina) was ignored by Elsa (a Filipina), after she married a tall, nasty red-faced, demonic white guy, who got partially paralyzed from an auto accident. That is karma on Elsa’s face for disregarding her good friend Indy and her own Filipino culture by putting herself “up” by marrying white people.

    In another example, an elderly white woman was about to receive communion from Father Lim. She told the dark-skinned, elderly old Filipino man that she doesn’t want to receive communion from any Asians. He got mad at her and refused to give her a “Host”. He told her that she doesn’t need to show her face here anymore and to leave our parish.

    So you see folks, religious organizations are infiltrated with insane people who are predujice too. When you see Asians married to Whites or Whites among Asians, you can bet your bottom’s dollar that othese people are living in denial and expect others to get along with their “differences”. You can feel the tension and pretensiouness: it is not the same.

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  • Sue god/dess/es…

    While trying to nap during the mid-day, I recalled religious frauds were invited to speak at our local parish long ago. These were white folks. And they had “followers” strategically placed in various pews.

    Maw and I had attended and sat at the very right, rear pew, near the center aisle. There were lots more white people sitting in front and standing behind us.

    The ones “squatting” behind us gathered “intel” from Maw who stupidly shared her medical problems. The lady was hooked up to a mic that fed information to “her husband”, who was reciting exactly whatever Maw has disclosed to this stranger.

    I saw and heard everything. I got pissed and had to pat Maw’s back as a “shield” from these perpetraitors of salvation.

    Later people were told to “lay their hands” on the people in front of them. One white guy glanced over his shoulder to see if anyone (moi) behind him would TOUCH his person.

    I want Obama and pals to TAX these religious organizations. No form of donation or charit shall go UNTAXED. You frauds are lying to these people. I want all heads chopped off, especially the ones in the Vaticans.

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  • 20110811-More Spooks

    Yesterday we sat at the back of the pews — the seventh from the front or fifth from the back. Recently this year, two sets of Filipino couples usually sit in front of us at the third pew. That morning three more THICK, Filipino people sat on the fifth pew — two were “lesbian-looking” butches with short hair and one guy to their right. This is a form of CROWDING out — whereby strangers “target” certain people, like us.

    Today we encountered one couple from the fourth pew. We were coming out of Goldilocks after eating breakfast. The conversation went on for thirty minutes in which Maw shared horror stories about relatives. Those who don’t admit anything is wrong with their families is living in SHEER denial. Paw shared too many details of people from his province and the guy didn’t know the names from so long ago.

    We learned that they were active/interested in the “Couples for Christ”. We do NOT get involved with these sort of activities from church and we do NOT donate to their causes. It is like Facebook, only real people share private details of their lives in PERSON! That’s why we will no longer sit behind these types of people, who think our family is perfect (for their shenanigans).

    People are idiots to think we would go near their cooties, attend their prayer groups at various houses and actually help losers solve their damn problems. Why would other people tell/encourage couples how to live your life or how to keep marriages “perfect” for the Lord, when the real problems are between the couples themselves? Get real! And go away!

  • Meat marketing parish…

    At 7:55am prior to the 8:00am mass, I had another useless thought. Besides noticing more “women” bringing their Coach handbags to church, men are not sitting with their wives but with other guys, like Carlos, who may be not yet be out of the closet because we saw him massage the shoulders of the very talented florist about one month ago during morning mass and en route to receive the Eucharist.

    I noticed how a church/assembly/congregation could be compared with a workout/health gym/spa. People are dressed not only to pray but to meet/socialize with other members/woshippers. They then plan events, attend functions/parties and gossip/brag about others/themselves.

    It’s all in the game, a tax-exempt gimmick to get these faithful believers to forfeit their privacy and to share intimate details about their families, relatives and friends. But mosty it is a spiritual scam for these unsuspecting suckers to fork over their hard-earned money for payment of settlements in lawsuits over abuses by pedophile priests.

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  • Tax religious organization…

    Pollyanna and hunky-dory world view:

    -Things I like: cats, dogs and birds.

    -Things I don’t like: tax, gods and sh!t.

    In order to increase revenue to the government, Obama and pals must NOT “tax exempt” every and all religious organizations and affiliations thereof.

    According to the Biblical passage:

    (Matthew 17:22-27)

    “[…] the collectors of the temple tax approached Peter and said, “Does not you teacher/Jesus pay the temple tax?” “Yes,” he said.”

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  • Befriend ALIENS…

    (Deuteronomy 10:12-22)

    “So you too must befriend the ALIEN, for you were once ALIENS yourselves in the land of Egypt.”

    Hence, ALIENS are the “Gods” of the heavens/intradimensional space and earth/planetary matter.

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