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20120114-Humor Time
Here is a quickie smack down on an inspirational article on “The Bro Code:”
- Get behind me Satan! No exceptions.
- Thou shalt NOT lie, even to a stranger.
- “You are my right hand [woman], Flynn.”
- Honor your parental unit(s) and their property.
- The game of love is NEVER fair for the fuglies.
- I hate Toyotas. The braking system sucks.
- Honesty is brutal, no matter how fugly your friend looks.
- I happen to belch. Am I in, bro?
- Payback is good.
- “[Hey, Flynn! I got this tattoo just for you!”] (Dumb-ass, jerk!)
- Is there an opposite word to “bro-mance”? Oh, its “wo-mance”!
- The “fist bump” has my initials “F” and “B”. Go figure, dudes!
- Yogi will be pleased to have “Mr. Piky-Nick,” a “basket case” over for dinner.
- When not sure about going dutch say: “I’m on a diet”.
- A fugly dude got kicked in the nads. She merely observed his pain.
- “The Silver Rule:” When it comes to survival, self before others. Women and children first, please.
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Clearly I can’t count – what can’t you do?
“what ordinary skill are you bad at?”
- Smiling sincerely at ungrateful people.
- Answering the phone without pausing for thoughts.
- Parallel parking.
- Buying clothes for myself.
- Buying gifts for others.
- Cooking a descent meal.
- Washing the pots and pans.
- Cleaning the bathroom/tub/toilet area.
- Meeting new people.
- Keeping old friends.
- Going on diet.
- Counting on others for help.
- Use common sense.
- Stop ranting.
- Count the number of times I wish the death upon TPTB and pals for ruining/screwing the lives/minds of people/zombies.
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http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/clearly-i-cant-count-what-cant-you-do/
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20111220-Random Thoughts
Here are my notes via the “Memo” app of my cellphone:
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Today we received a greeting card from the family of Councilmember Kansen Chu and his family. I just noticed three one’s and three three’s for the FPPC# 1343113 of the card.
12/20/2011 18:11. I viewed Kim Jong Il’s body displayed in an extravagant glass coffin | National News – Green 960- Your progressive community with Paw. I had a thought about his age being 69. Considering he was a politician, that numerical value looks Satanic to me.
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12/20/2011 18:47. I had to look up the meaning of “UI” for JQuery AI Dialog. “UI” stands for “user interface”. I am building up these quotes, which I’ve not noticed before until after a few posts within a day or two of this “new posting UI”.
12/20/2011 17:45. I tried the new WordPress holiday theme for my weblog – Large (2560×1830 · 6.4 MB). The mustard color goes well with my Premium Theme – Luscious (for now, of course).
12/20/2011 17:45. D’s Plumbing came over to replace a plastic drain pipe underneath my sink upstairs in the SMALL vanity room. Of course, Ed said there was LOTS of hair that clogged up the pipe. My bad! I’ve been cutting my own hair and letting the pieces drain into the sink.
I had made the discovery of the leakage at around 03:30pm, the same time we received a call back from Capitol Mazda and when Paw discovered access to his AT&T voicemail has been disabled! I spoke with five representatives and got the issue resolved in about two hours! I filled out the survey and gave each entry the lowest score! Blah!
Anyway, I sprayed down the darkened wooden cabinet with Clorox bleach, waited for a few minutes, wiped it down several times and used my personal heater to dry the wood as much as possible before the plumber came over to fix it. There was crystalized colors of white and black from the leakage just before the U-turn neck of the pipe. Paw helped to vacuum Ed’s mud from our floors and carpet and any debris from the cabinet.
12/20/2011 17:45. At around 12:44pm, we made our exit at JC Penny’s. When suddenly a dark-skinned Asian Indian coughs to my left side from the opposite direction. He was with two other people. I turned my head and coughed back at him. Once again, the Satanic network won’t let up. I was wearing my earrings to “ward off these spooks”. But I guess it lost its “power” to banish these demonic seeds back. (We purchased shoes from Payless Shoes Stores and other “fake” items, such as buy 2, get one free earrings, one ring, one pink purse, one small snap wallet, from Claire’s.
12/20/2011 15:18. Maw and I were talking about Yeyo’s green egg. Filipinos actually cook and eat rotten eggs (or gampok/hampok)! But Maw doesn’t know how they cook it.
12/20/2011 11:44. My car’s dashboard showed: 72,300 (odometer) and 011.1 (speedometer). We finished shopping at Eastridge Mall.
12/20/2011 07:47. At 07:46am, I removed Yeyo’s rotten egg. She ate most of the calcium-rich eggshell and left a pea-sized, green-colored piece of hard egg yolk, which I picked up with my white latex glove. She tried to bite my glove really hard but she had no strength as she continued to warm the BIGGER but single chick and remaining two eggs. The first rotten egg was a hard, unfertilized yellow egg yolk.
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20111120-Random Thoughts
Here are my notes via the “Memo” app of my cellphone:
11/20/2011 20:25pm. At 20:23pm, the toilet downstairs near the garage finally flushed on its own after I had pour hot water from the faster bath tub faucet via the plastic water pitcher. I had clogged the toilet with my bouts of floating poop. It must have been my nemesis — a fiberous, choy vegetable.
11/20/2011 19:58pm. While washing dishes that night, I had a thought about how extraterrestrials/dimensional are really demonic. They offer medical and scientific technology but true healing comes from within those who are faithful.
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20111119-Weathery Ways
Today’s weather is both beautiful and strange. This morning was sunny and the fluffy, puffy clouds of white showed up. Maw cooked two lunch dishes of adobo chicken and chopped banana peppers outdoors underneath the patio with her electric skillet wok; while I cleaned the old black cage, thinking that Yeyo wasted her time in an empty nest box. I then taped up the holes of a very light-weight, painter’s plastic meant to cover the cage and its metallic black stand for storage in the garage.
Later the gray clouds and freezing winds started.
Tonight was raining lightly.
For the first time in three or so years, hopefully there is no roof leakage.
Yesterday was nice, though as I slept for two hours in the afternoon.
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Roofing sounds…
After shopping at Safeway for LOTS of bread and a tub of macroni salad and a small chicken salad, we traveled down MY long stretch of road and towards the post office to mail off Paw’s letter. We briefly say some workers on our roof! That was surprise and I wanted to make a U-turn at our railroad intersection but decided to head off to the main USPS in my neighborhood.
After that was done, we parked Paw’s Mazda Protege off OUR side street and in front of the pile of yard work from yesterday. I think the recycling company has been late recently because of the piles of yard trimmings from nice neighbors who care enought to clean their PROPERTY and environment, too. So, we approached the workers and the manager, Luis (of Marco Roofing), verified if Paw was the home owner.
After they replaced one of four white downspouts, they were finished with our gutters/leaf protection at around 10:00am. Paw paid with his personal check and we talked with the manager about how even Mexico is just as bad as the Philippines, whereby his/our relatives keep asking for dinero/money. We both like to party and the way to save for the rainy days is to budget whatever is earned .
When I went outdoors to reparked Paw’s car, a single drop of rain fell upon my face. Since 10:38pm, there does NOT appear to be rain but lots of gray clouds in the skies. We expect some rain to pour today so we could “test” our new roof on the main house and patio, too!
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20111114-Noticing Numbers
While waiting in traffic from Tasman into eastbound Montague, I saw my car’s dashboard read as 72,111 (odometer) and 822.0 (speedometer). The time on my car showed 3:33pm. But the time on the cellphone showed 3:30pm.
While Maw was talking to Bella (who continues to “play dumb” about “relative” events, I gagged on Maw’s delicious chicken noodle soup made with fresh, yellow-colored Lo Mei noodles. Maw was asking Bella about how many kids Jerel had but she wouldn’t say and at 12:22pm, that’s when I gagged so severely that I continued eating anyway and couged for ten minutes. For all we know all the youngest of three children will boomerang back into her parents’ house! She is already pregnant with a Mexican boyfriend’s baby.
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20111110-Weathery Ways
Today’s weather is beautiful! There were lots of popcorn clouds and high-altitude wispy clouds, too! I saw the crispy, clear and blue skies behind these clouds of white. The winds are mild and unloaded my yard work won’t take place until next week because of the holiday tomorrow. The sunshine was its bright self again.
The air is cold for Maw especially while indoors. This was because the heater wouldn’t work! So I had to use my big brain and think how to resolve this dilemma. I went upstairs turned off the switch to the heater momentarily and then turned it on, upon which the doorbell rang. I told Maw it was me!
Then I went downstairs and still couldn’t figure out why the heater wouldn’t work, even if the switch was set to “Heat” and “Auto” fan. So I turned the switch to “Off” momentarily and then to “Heat”. I heard the thermostat click in response to a reading of 66 degrees Farenheit. Hopefully it would heat up the indoors to 71 degrees Fareneheit.
After eating our pastrami sandwiches in sour dough and of peppers, mayonnaise, French mustard, ketchip, relish, tomato and lettuce, we rolled up the green-colored sailboat material to clear the work area for tomorrow’s roofers. Maw worked on scraping off the old glue from one chair; while I had an unsuccessful time in locating a last minute repair and refinish service for it.
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20111109-Weathery Ways
The weather has been beautiful but colder. The sunshine has been its warm and bright self for the past two days. The winds blow gently enough to keep the fallen leaves from hitting the ground. Three days ago was gray, cloudy and cold. I couldn’t find any blog entry worth entering on colder days.
But I busied myself with gardening by sweeping up debris from the backyard and loading up my rusty, red wheelbarrow. Since the pile inside the wheelbarrow was stuff full of chooped apricot branches, I separated the leaves and these branches and managed to stuff more leaves for dumping tomorrow.
The branches can go on top to keep the leaves from blowing away in the wing. Maw and Paw got mad at me for separating the leaves from the branches. I was stressing out from all the excitement and sadness of chopped tree remains.
Addendum: There were lots of chemtrails in the Bay Area. Most were over the westside hills. Two were over our local parish this morning. More continue to “clean” the upper atmosphere above and lower dwellers below.
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20111105-Maw’s Dream
As per my notes via the “Memo” app of my cellphone today at 08:40am, Maw told me her dreams. She was cooking alot of bar-be-que fish, which could have been the white, milkfish (or “bangus” in Filipino). There was also bar-be-que squid.. The her mother, my late Lola Valing, told Maw to give these bar-be-que fish to her friends from Agnews — an old man, Joe P. Arcy, etc.
In the next dream scene, she told me that I was there, skipping, hopping and holding her hands.
“Mom! Dance like this!” I told her. And she had both her arms out as if wading in a pool and shaking her hip like doing a hula dance.
“Mom! Jump up high!” I told her. And she jumped high and higher when I told her to do it again. She told me to try jumping up high but I couldn’t because I had diahhrea!
As per my notes via the “Memo” app of my cellphone today at 08:41am, Maw told me this was one happy dream without Paw and the boy. She feels strong and very excited to tell me about her dream and how she woke up at 08:30am.
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20111104-Weathery Ways
Today’s weather is beautiful! The sunshine was warm enough for Maw and me to work on trimming off the sweet potato leaves of mostly holes, which we placed into a regular five gallon bucket. We worked on five containers while Erik did his pre-installation inspection for both our main roof and patio.
There were at least three light planes that flew over head around 10:50am, 11:00am and 11:05am. The fluffy, puffy clouds of white and some big ones of gray were in the crispy, clear blue skies. Geese from early this morning and during our yard work were seen and heard!
Afterwards, Maw cooked those leaves while I was left to clean up by sweeping MORE leaves from the backyard and dumping those into the old, rusty red wheelbarrow, which has a cracked left handle.
Then with a dolly, I moved the heavy containers of plants from away the house and towards the lemon trees and kumquat tree; so that debris from next week’s removal of the old roof won’t hurt Maw’s plants.
After eating a late lunch of steamed, soup sweet potato leaves, I moved Maw’s frozen cacti plants/containers from the front yard. The blustery winds was strong here.
I saw a spook sitting inside his mini-SUV of white color and sped up my activities by moving the rest of the containers indoors instead of walking it all the way to the back yard one-by-one. Of course, I gave him my complimentary middle right finger.
Then Maw harvested lots of LARGE chayote squash from her backyard. The three vines are growing up and over Shrimpsei’s CB, by the way.
