Month: September 2019

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First, Happy 9/11 Day – the day when the WTC fell and the golden nuggets were stolen.

Second, I spent the monthly allotment on a four-week diet regime in the hopes of bringing down my hefty weight from two hundred pounds to whatever.

Third, with that said, I do NOT have your loose change for this month and probably for the next few months as I spent that on five scores and one tuition of two semesters.

Fourth, I’m still under and unemployed. Assuming y’all refuse to read my personal blog, which is mostly rants, then y’all won’t see my message. And so if y’all really wanna touch base unto moi, there’s always the electronic mail form of communication. That’s good for audit trails, by the way.

Fifth, I really am exhausted and prolly from viewing too much YouTube videos. I did have my usual insomnia until five o’clock in the morning and then arising at nine o’clock a few hours later.

Sixth, my new sport exercise isn’t interesting as I’ve sustained my usual injuries, which is why I refuse to go near humanz, especially Das Squirrel, who seems to trigger these unwanted injuries and prolly as karmic retribution for my being mean to him during our growing years.

With that said, have a great rest of the day, chumps!

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To Q, anons, and pals, since there has NOT been any update lately, I guess y’all ran outta steam and I assume that y’all lost! Y’all failed to win, win, win!

Now I ranted to (or is that word supposed to be ‘with’) the Lawd Gawd about how difficult it was to determine who is naughty and who is nice.

And so to make the job of the Lawd Gawd easier, I suggested that everyone needs to go to hell to ensure that no one else messes up the first estate in Heaven.

And so the imagery came into my small mind as WWG1WGA. Why, Flynn? Because y’all believe in unity and so if y’all fail, then ALL will fail. And and such, y’all can go to hell, too.

Yay! That’s was easy. Prove me incorrect that humanz are no better than animalz and would fight back at each other to the death for whatever reasons.

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I learned about this slang term long ago from a whitish divorced co-worker who hates sunlight and whose desk he overly decorated with one huge golf umbrella over his head. I’ve blogged about it and I guess that my co-workers prolly read what I wrote and one co-worker, a tiny Filipino, suddenly opened the window blinds to let in lots of sunshine. That’s how we Filipinos operate – we nice, then we thugs if y’all push our buttons too far. Do y’all understand?

And so a few months ago during my temp job from hell, I emailed that slang term in response to Kat’s email about how crazy it must be at my desk. I meant to let her to fuck off but recalled this slang term – cool beans, which should have brought an imagery to her small Asian brain that it’s a crap load piled high that it has cooled into a solidified mass, meaning it was freaking boring.

So two days prior to leaving that temp job from hell and during a refresher over a drop membership process with the former AA, I pointed out to the former AA that I liked how Jaq would include two statements in her emails – that a member wanted to drop and that an LRR couldn’t retain that member.

I wanted to scream at these humanz that their process could have been improved (slightly but it’s all good for all I care) to include ALL email threads pertaining to whatever transpired AND to include the word ‘approve’ somewhere in the body of the email prior to my pressing that nice submit button. But no. You idiots misunderstand everything and assume that I play dumb, which is true. I love to give y’all a difficult time, by the way.

That’s what happens when unionized thugs of old cannot and refuse to self-adjust or make room for younger, faster, and smarter workers.

That’s all I have to say. I hope y’all have an eternity of cool beans.