Okay, fine: I’ve purchased seven (7) shirts of medium and large sizes a few minutes ago at a CafePress.com store via [http://www.cafepress.com/Dorkboy] and spent over $100.00. And I got a discount of $9.40 for shipping with purchases of at least $75.00! The arrival for my new shirts will be next week prior to my birthday.
I deserve this much more clothes considering how much of a spendthrift I really am. Well, I know I cannot afford to splurge like this at the moment. But since I’m working next week, the pay of $20.00 per hour should more than cover the cost now.
I hope the dude is fine with the least of this last minute ducats. I am so frustrated to learn of his unfortunate situation that I’m not going to rest in peace. I am not embarrassed to admit I will haunt TPTB forever for these weird and undo hardships that people happen to encounter.
Dammit!
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