Month: January 2007

  • 20070131-Fly Swats

    They can’t swat flies on bended knees.
    They have created these laws and fees
    for thieves in the night where they lurk.
    Hurting our heart or neck won’t work.

    We won’t be stilled with ball and chain.
    We want nothing: money or fame.
    A true believer is revealed.
    A blessing means forever sealed.

    Created a poem of two, four-lined stanzas with eight syllables in AABB pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:53:23 -0800

    Allen Thompson <allenthompsom14@hotmail.com> wrote:

    From: “Allen Thompson” <allenthompsom14@hotmail.com>
    Subject: YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED
    Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:53:23 -0800

    Dear Sir/Ma,

    I Need your Assistance to transfer to overseas (£10,000.000.00) Ten million
    Pounds) from a Prime Bank here in UK, I am seeking a reliable and honest
    person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank
    account or set up a new Bank account to receive this fund, even an empty
    account can serve this purpose, or you help to seek an honest and, reliable
    businessman who can assist us.

    I am Allen Thompson an accounting Manager in Prime Bank here inUK, during
    the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in a domiciliary
    account opened in the bank in 2000 and since 2004 nobody has operated on
    this account, after going through some old files in the records I discovered
    that the owner of the account who is a foreigner died without any traceable
    next of kin hence the dormant nature of the account and if I do not remit
    this money out urgently it will be rechanneled into the bank’s reserve.

    I suggest we start the first transfer with Five million Pounds [£5,000.000]
    and upon the successful transfer of the first £5million without hitches or
    disappointment from you I shall re-apply for the remittance of the balance
    of the fund to your nominated account.
    I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be
    approved for a local account here and I am not supposed to be in possession
    of such amount of Pounds, but the fund can only be approved to any foreigner
    or into a foreign account.

    I suggest we meet face to face to get acquainted, as the fund in question is
    a large one before we commence with transfer. I need your full cooperation
    to make this work fine, as I will use my office to see that the transaction
    is hitch free and I will use my office to ensure that this transaction is
    accomplished.

    Should this meet your interest, do get back to me with you contact details
    so that I will have you briefed more about this transaction.

    On the conclusion of this business, you will be given 25% of the total
    amount, 65% will be for me while 10% will be for expenses both parties might
    have incurred during the process of this transaction.

    Best regards

    Allen Thompson

  • Spam-Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:08:44 +0100

    Lottery Company uk <americaeurolottery4@web.de> wrote:

    Date: Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:08:44 +0100
    From: Lottery Company uk <americaeurolottery4@web.de>
    To: ukjulia026@yahoo.co.uk
    Subject: Winning Notification

    UKONLINE NOTIFICATION DESK.
                                                     GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!!
                                                     UKONLINE?INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
                                                     IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF;
                                                     (Registration Z720633X). National Lottery
    P O Box 1010
    Liverpool, L70 1NL
    UNITED KINGDOM
    (Customer Services)
                                                WINNING NOTIFICATION Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05
    Batch: R3/A312-59a
    CATEGORY. 3rd category We happily announce to you the by-anual online draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International Program held on 13th January  2007.
     
    Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 75604545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:5, 8 ,12 ,20 ,28 ,48 & bonus 40. Which subsequently won you one of the lucky dip prizes. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £980,840 (Nine Hundred and Eighty Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Great British Pounds ) in cash credited to file LSUK/2031/8161/05. This is from a total cash prize of £ 47,305,800 (Forty Seven Million Three Hundred and Five Thousand Eight Hundred Great British Pounds), shared amongst the Twenty (20) lucky winners in this category. 
                                                  LOTTO PRIZE BREAKDOWN
    Draw date :13th January  2007, Your Prize Money £980,840.00
    NUMBER OF MATCHES. No OF WINNERS. £s PER WINNER.
    TOTAL
    Match 6 1 £5,254,612
    £5,254,612
    Match 5 plus bonus 20 £980,840
    £19,616,800
    Match 5 576 £11,754
    £6,770,304
    Match 4 33686 £465
    £15,663,990
    Match 3 604272 £10
    £6,042,706
    Totals 638555
    £47,305,706 All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, companies and corporate bodies that are listed online. Our corresponding agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.Please be warned !!!!!! To file for your claim, please contact our corresponding agent immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is as follow: – Name : Dr. Johan Nespry .
    Overseas Subscribers Agents
    ADDRESS: 2-3 avenue, Highlands North,Liverpool 85609.
    Tel: +44 703 191 9333
    Email: http://uk.f281.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=drjnespry@gmail.com
    Please be informed that all winning must be claimed on or before  30th March  2007. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any  correspondences with our designated agents or us.Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program that has successfully won this competition.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery Program. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.            Please be warned !!!!!!!!
    The Free Lotto Awards is proudly sponsored by the the Intel Group, Toshiba,Dell computers, Mackintosh and a conglomeration of other international IT companies. The free lotto internet draw is held thrice in a year and is so organized to encourage the  use of the internet and computers worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million Dollars are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide.We also encourage you to visit various website online and take your chance to become part of our daily winners. Millions are won on a daily basis on one of the world’s most famous free lotto service. Become part of our daily winners. Millions are won on a daily basis on one of the world’s most famous free lotto service. Once again congratulations from the entire staff of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY. Mrs. Julia White.
     
    Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
    Sweepstakes International Program
    NATIONAL LOTTERY Johnson Cole,
    Controller                       Copyright 1994-2007 The U.K. National Lottery Inc.

  • 20070127-Holy Wrath

    My holy ‘Babel’ has misled.
    The sheep people seek what is read.
    The dead god of the Elohim-
    My holy ‘Babel’ is alive instead.

    Wrath of god cannot be contained.
    Mere words cannot be explained.
    God father provides dog fodder.
    Wrath of god can be retrained.

    Two poems of four stanzas with eight syllables each in AABA pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070126-Rambling On

    I am not like the others.
    I feel weird.
    I hate the way I look to the world.

    My latest interest is weird stuff over the internet.
    Reading articles from various sources make my brain hurt.
    Thinking too much keeps me from being dull minded.

    I wore itchy, stiff dresses when I was younger.
    I hide behind ugly cloths like jeans and rubber shoes.
    High neck clothing, especially my favorite cotton, keeps me warm.

    I prefer cold climates.
    My system loves to bundle up under cotton bed sheets.
    Hot climates make me irritable.

    I do not feel comfortable around crowds.
    I hate people and smelly things.
    A noisy environment is not always tolerable.

    I love parakeets and cuteness.
    Nature, compared to people, makes beautiful sounds.
    Nature is not mean to me either.

    Strangers have told me I am different.
    I remember that dark guy with a left lazy eye.
    He was ugly.

    We met at a department.
    He said I sat differently.
    I had my right leg tucked under my left leg.

    I do walk differently but with an athletic stride.
    Other co-workers tell me the same.
    I know they talk about me.

    I read of angels in training.
    I am here to find myself and other like myself.
    I have no real friends.

    I believe my friends are here with me somewhere.
    My closest friends seem to be my current parental units.
    I live with my parents, by the way.

    My ‘Onion’ is close by but has a new life.
    He seldom visits us in our old age.
    I wish to move far away from these people.

    People misunderstand me.
    Perhaps, they treat me like a young person.
    My behavior is quite immature.

    I feel old yet look quite young.
    I feel comfortable around older folks.
    And I learn tolerance from my environment.

    I cannot hear well too.
    My expressionless face means I did not understand speech well.
    Therefore, my listening ability is limited.

    Speaking through my blowhole is also my limitation.
    The words get stuck in mid-thought.
    I loose my voice after a few minutes.

    My eyesight is poor.
    I wear eyeglasses since elementary school.
    Contact lenses are too drying while working in front of the computer.

    I have allergies, mostly dry skin related.
    Moisture from skin products and water helps though.
    I have food allergies but take whatever makes me happy.

    My teeth and bones are hurting.
    I sleep more often.
    I dream in colors too.

    My strength is written communication via this blog account.
    I suppose my purpose is to teach and share of my uniqueness.
    I do have artistic and musical talents.

    I am always bored.
    I distrust people overall.
    I love you all, though.

    Second attempt at a long-head, soliloquy (completed around 01:30AM on 04/12/2007).

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070123-Upbeat End

    ‘I will survive!’ beat
    Dancing Jesus neat
    Sandals and large feet
    Pavement of concrete
    Grooving to the beat
    Life is a sweet treat.
    Walking down a street
    A happy van greet
    Full impact defeat
    Bloody mass of meat

    A poem based on an upbeat video showing an actor dancing to the tune of Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I Will Survive’ song and dressed up like a Jesus, who in the end encounters a realistic hit and run.

    Addendum: Here is a YouTube.com video entitled Jesus Will Survive – Jesus Christ! The Musical | Uploaded by javierprato on Apr 14, 2007.

    Author’s note: I shared the video link via an email to Brat

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20070119-Evening Maul

    A male cousin ‘ball’
    Investor’s referral crawl
    Desperation pall
    Via a long distance call
    Converse in a drunken drawl

    Ten percent too small
    Monthly payments to install
    Two-hundred fifty cash haul
    In trust funds and fargo’s wall
    Run far away! Lawyers stall

    Two more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:49:32 +0100 (MET)

    “williamzong_oo2@terra.es” <williamzong_oo2@terra.es> wrote:

    Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:49:32 +0100 (MET)
    From: “williamzong_oo2@terra.es” <williamzong_oo2@terra.es>
    Subject: PLEASE HELP ME

    Greetings to you.

    My name is william zongo. I am the son of Chief vincent zongo from the Republic of sierra leone.My family and I have been unfortunate to find ourselves caught up in a very difficult situation. You may be surprise to receive this letter, but it is of utmost importance to me and my family.

    I am about to entrust my destiny and the destiny of my whole depends on you, if you can help me, it will also be of immense benefit to you too. This matter demands utmost trust, honesty, integrity and most important.

    It is only through the above that my family and I will be assured of our security. This regrettable situation led to the killing of my father and my only sister and displacement of my family. During the brutal civil war in my country, my late father of blessed memory was brutally murdered by the REBELS – Mr. Foday Sankoh.

    I managed to escape to this country (Accra-Ghana), through the help of the International Rescue Committee (IRC). Before my late father’s death, he drew my attention to one of his access containing about $23 million dollars which he smuggled out at the start of the war to a security company in Ghana, the security company does not know the real contents of the box according to what my father told me.

    My father registered the property in my name, he also gave me the certificate of deposit and some other papers issued to him by the security company, which I still have in my possession. The problem I have is that as a refugee, the immigration law does not allow us to open, hold or operate bank account in Ghana and I do not want to seek the assistance of just anybody for fear of being duped or defrauded of our only livelihood.

    my father deposited the property in my name because of my future. I seriously need your help to move the property out of Africa because if I tamper with it here in Africa, government may seize it because of my small age, I am 19 years old now, please help me for God sake.

    What is holding me here in this country is the property, the life inside refugee camp is not easy, itâ€TMs a very bad situation, hence the British Government and UN is not really taking care of us. The property and I have make necessary arrangement legitimately for the transfer of the property out of Africa; only what I need is someone who will receive it in abroad that is why I contact you.
    I intend to invest the money on a good business, at the same time we will use part to assist the orphanage Child who are suffering, most especially we the refugees. I will be looking forward to hear from you, as I believe that destiny has brought us together.

    william zongo

  • Spam-Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:33:09 +0000

    Foreign Payment Bureau <fpb346@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

    From: “Foreign Payment Bureau” <fpb346@hotmail.co.uk>
    Subject: Authorisation to change bank account details
    Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:33:09 +0000

    Attention: Beneficiary;

    Did you authorised anybody who presented a document of claim? Reported to
    have signed by you for release of your payment.

    Reconfirm the below stated information to avoid any irregularities as your
    payment is now ready to be transferred to the provided bank account.

    1) Your full name
    2) Your Phone and fax
    3) Your Company name, position and address
    4) Your Profession, age and marital status
    5) Your payment Amount
    6) Your Bank details
    7) Copy of your Identification

    Upon acknowledgment of these information, verification and authentication
    will be carried out. You will either receive your payment through
    TELEGRAPHIC SWIFT TRANSFER or CERTIFIED INTERNATIONAL BANK DRAFT, copy of
    the draft will send to you for confirmation with your Bank before dispatch
    of the original Copy.

    Regards,

    IBRAHIM BELLO,
    HEAD FOREIGN PAYMENT BUREAU (FPB

  • 20070117-River Sleep

    River of sleep in mushroom fields
    Forever more in shame or sham.
    He sleeps.

    First attempt at synchronicity poem.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070113-Rambling On

    There are others like me.
    Yet I am unique.
    How is this possible?
    I am possible.
    All is well.
    Surely, there is not the time to assume.
    I hate you all!
    Oh well…
    Bastards!
    Okay! So you all can hear my thoughts and read my blogs.
    I no longer post my blogs.
    I do not journalize my thoughts.
    My thoughts are many.
    My answers are nothing.
    My words are nothing.
    My voice is nothing.
    I am nothing.
    Yet nothing has something.
    The nothingness has purpose.
    What is my purpose?
    Why do you seek through me?
    I seek through you.
    I feel your thoughts.
    My energy may not be compatible with yours.
    My vibration is not compatible with yours.
    Your presence causes me discomfort.
    I sense you acknowledge my thoughts.
    My being exists too.
    I exist.
    I recognize your energy signature.
    Yet I do not know who you are now.
    I only sense your request.
    I do not understand your request.
    I transmit my intentions.
    I do not understand my own intentions.
    I do not understand why you seek my intentions or my progress.
    I have failed to progress.
    I am stuck.
    I feel stuck.
    Yet I am aware of more possibilities.
    Where are these possibilities?
    I learn of thoughts creating reality.
    I try to make my reality.
    I am not certain of the effects from my thoughts.
    Why are you asking me all these questions?
    I seek your Truth.
    I am your Truth.
    Am I your God?
    I am God.
    God loves.
    This is Truth.
    Great! I am repeating Truth.
    The Truth has been read over the internet from this small world of mine.
    This unit is called [removed] or Flynn.
    I am female.
    I do have a soul somewhere but is not known to be anywhere.
    The concept of me and my soul is here.
    Could you please stop?
    Okay.
    Now you know how I feel about people.
    These are especially strangers who are trespassing against me.
    This is in the ‘Lord’s’ prayer.
    I must for-give you for trespassing against my being.
    Perhaps, I, and like so many others, will never know.
    Some are unified in certain ways and with certain people.
    How could you all possibly understand eternity, let alone infinity?
    Try. Good Bye!

    Another attempt at a long-head soliloquy (completed around 08:56PM.)

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

    Monday March 12, 2007 – 09:37pm (PDT) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments

    Originally modified on Saturday, January 13, 2007, 8:56:38 PM.

  • 20070113-Whole Eggs

    Eggs are meant to be eaten as one whole.
    Not only egg whites or yolks in the bowl
    Cannot avoid the bad cholesterol
    Whole eggs is like chicken soup for the soul

    Honor the chicken — unborn to a hen
    Raised to a rooster to wake sleeping men
    Don’t waste your money! Eat whole eggs again!

    A quartet followed by a triplet in monorhyme.

    Author’s note: Revised from original email sent to Brat.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.