Month: January 2007

  • Spam-Sat, 13 Jan 2007 17:05:40 +0000

    John Rivers <mylifechangingproject2007@hotmail.fr> wrote:

    From: “John Rivers” <mylifechangingproject2007@hotmail.fr>
    Subject: RE: TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF GBP10M.
    Date: Sat, 13 Jan 2007 17:05:40 +0000

    Dear Friend.

    I Need your Assistance to transfer to overseas (£10,000.000.00) Ten million
    Pounds) from a Prime Bank here in UK, I am seeking a reliable and honest
    person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank
    account or set up a new Bank account to receive this fund, even an empty
    account can serve this purpose, or you help to seek an honest and, reliable
    businessman who can assist us.

    I am John Rivers an accountant in the Prime Bank of UK, during the course of
    our auditing I discovered a floating fund in a domiciliary account opened in
    the bank in 2000 and since 2004 nobody has operated on this account, after
    going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of
    the account who is a foreigner died without any traceable next of kin hence
    the dormant nature of the account and if I do not remit this money out
    urgently it will be redirected into the bank’s reserve.

    I suggest we start the first transfer with Five million Pounds
    [£5,000,000.00GBP] and upon the successful transfer of the first £5million
    without hitches or disappointment from you I shall re-apply for the
    remittance of the balance of the fund to your nominated account.
    I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be
    approved for a local account here and I am not supposed to be in possession
    of such amount of Pounds, but the fund can only be approved to any foreigner
    or into a foreign account.

    I suggest we meet face to face to get acquainted, as the fund in question is
    a large one before we commence with transfer. I need your full cooperation
    to make this work fine, as I will use my office to see that the transaction
    is hitch free and I will use my office to ensure that this transaction is
    accomplished.

    Should this meet your interest, do get back to me with you contact details
    so that I will have you briefed more about this transaction.

    On the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total
    amount, 65% will be for me while 5% will be for expenses both parties might
    have incurred during the process of this transaction.

    Best regards
    John Rivers.

  • 20070113-What’s Wiener

    What’s wiener? What’s wiener?
    Oh! Long is the hotdog.
    Boiled hot to wrinkly red!
    No more ‘teeny, weenie,
    Teeny, shriveled, short’ Frank!
    Bring on the wienerwurst,
    Sausage from Vienna,
    Frankfurter or kielbasa!

    An octet poem with six syllables in no end rhymes.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20060108-Perfect Prime

    Be a hero at point zero: to be nothing.
    Or be divine to form a line: to be something.
    Split two more pair to form a square: a 2-D plane.
    Fold like a tube with space in cube: a 3-D strain.

    Time upon time- hypercube climb: a 4-D line.
    Split many paths of unending math: a 5-D sign.
    Jump to a time; commit no crime: a 6-D choice.

    Infinity in Trinity as a small voice!
    Split us apart; a change of heart: a black pool ball.
    Combine as one and then it’s done: a fifth kind call.

    Become a point. Don’t disappoint. Begin anew.

    A heavily revised poem from last year of two internal and end rhymes with eight (with optional four) syllables for each stanza.

    Author’s note: This poem describes ten dimensions.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070106-Plain Express

    The tortured minds explain.
    They claim to be insane
    and exist within pain
    or with the ball and chain
    by dark makeup in vain.

    The curious complain.
    They can’t deny their brain
    and the unrelenting strain
    of bloody colored rain
    poured on daily mundane.

    The lonely entertain.
    They utilize champagne
    the Mary Jane, cocaine,
    the arcane through the vein
    and aboard the soul train.

    A poem about EMO people of three stanzas with six syllables in monorhyme pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070105-Candled Choice

    Thanks for visiting us tonight,
    joining us for dinner and
    sharing some photos and conversation
    from our small world.
    We appreciate your time and effort and
    enjoyed the peach pie
    you both brought along as well.

    Our little white candles
    will continue to burn softly
    by the window
    as we [in our old age] peep
    from behind the drapes,
    curtains and blinds and
    look outside
    through the double-paned,
    white-colored acrylic glass and
    into the empty, gray-colored streets
    of flickering yellow-orange streetlights
    in the hopes of seeing
    you coming around
    whenever you both have the chance.

    Modified as a poem in free-verse — originally sent as a letter via email to Brat on Fri, 5 Jan 2007 22:08:23 -0800 (PST).

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20070105-Trail Tales

    Fellow warriors please follow my trails.
    I left many tracks. Some step on sharp nails.
    My poetic words are thoughts sent by sails.
    That Fiji sunset shows some small details.

    If one searched by the video’s last name
    news articles show a related shame.
    The powers that be are the ones to blame
    for using unity as a grand frame.

    A poem of two, four-lined  stanzas with eight syllables in aabb pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070105-Four Corners

    We believe we’re God, the One and the same.
    We exist alone for this whirled-peas game.
    We believe we’re God, like many others.
    We’re not alone and at peace with brothers.

    I believe I’m God, the One and the same.
    I exist alone in this whirled-whore shame.
    I believe I’m God. And there are others.
    I’m not alone and at war with brothers.

    Another poem of two, four-lined stanzas of AABB pattern with internal rhymes.

    Author’s note: Based on ‘Pascal’s Wager‘.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:20:29 +0200

    Moses Moyo <moses-moyo43@hotmail.com> wrote:

    From: “Moses Moyo” <moses-moyo43@hotmail.com>
    To: moses-moyo43@hotmail.com
    Subject: HUMBLE ASSISTANCE
    Date: Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:20:29 +0200

    FROM: MR MOSES MOYO
    31 OXFORD AVENUE SANDTON
    JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA
    TELL; 27-83-358-5248

    HUMBLE ASSISTANCE

    Sir/Madam

    My name is Moses Moyo the elder son of Mr.Anthony Moyo of Zimbabwe This
    might be a surprise to you about where I got your contact.

    A career diplomat who I consulted in my search for a reliable
    individual/company who can assist me in transferring a reasonable sum of
    money abroad to a company or private account introduced your firm to me.

    During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe
    from the supports of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the
    white-owned farms tohis party members and his followers, he ordered all
    white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his
    followers.

    My father is one of the best farmers in our country and because he did not
    support Mugabe’s ideas,Mugabe’s supporters invaded my father’s farm and
    burnt everything in the farm ,killing my father and made away with a lot of
    items in my father’s farm.

    Before his death, my father had deposited with one of the Security Company
    in Johannesburg, South Africa the sum of(US$21.8)Twenty One Million eight
    Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

    After the death of my father, we decided to move to the Republic of South
    Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as
    valuables.

    So I decided to contact overseas firm and companies that will assist me to
    move this money out of South Africa because as asylum seekers we are not
    allowed to operate any bank account within South Africa.

    We have agreed to offer you 20% of the total sum for your assistance, 5%
    will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of
    this transaction and 75% will be for me and my family to invest in your
    country

    All I want you to do is to furnish me with your entire
    Personal phone and fax numbers for easy communication. You can contact me on
    the above Telephone number.

    Note that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential.

    Thanks and God bless.

    Best regards,

    Moses Moyo