“Kamusta! [Blah…blah…blah…]” ~JW in lime green dress, insectoid-like sunglasses and hand-held paper.
“I’m sorry I don’t understand your language.” ~Moi.
“I’m sorry. Do you speak Filipino? I thought this is a Filipino househild. Are there any Filipinos living in this house?” ~JW.
“I speak American. No. No. So what are you selling?” ~Moi.
“We are not selling. We are spreading the good news of the Lord Jesus Christ.” ~JW.
“I’m sorry. We are not interested. Thank you and have a good day.” ~Moi.
“Thank you. Bye. Bye.” ~JW.
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Two Filipino ladies were at our door about one hour ago. I had my arms crossed on my chest and talked in a louder tone of voice with a Westernized/Caucasian accent.
Bam! Next thing you know, the Jehovah Witnesses will send their troops of various accents, much like what Mormons do in my neighborhood.
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