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  • 20190205-0611-Blog

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1092787440560078849

    Human Wall. Blood, sweat, tears?

    Human W-All.

    0616-addendum. An imaginary of taxpayers, the humanz, paying for this wall, lined up along the Southern Border, holding hands, being buried.

  • 20190203-1405-Blog

    Oh, please STF up and stop this narrative once and for all! I’ve had enough! Y’all knew this was coming. Yet y’all just sit down and enjoy the Super Bowl.

    If I were y’all, round them up at gun point and stuff them into FEMA, Gitmo, or wherever else that will make them go away! Isn’t that harsh? Yes! But y’all had it coming. Y’all knew this has been in your eugenics plan for many slong years!

    Y’all have electrical fences, flamethrowers, grenades, lasers, sensors, and a whole host of other nefarious weaponry, OMG, like a bomb. Yes. But no. Y’all wanna play hard balls and created a whole spectacle outta nothing and expect the humanized taxpayers – either USA or Mexicao – to pay for all this stuff.

    Nope! No way!

  • 20190202-1326-Blog

    Umm, please do NOT forget the shape-shifters, err, the animalz that are being bred, experimented, hunted, killed, poached, trafficked globally.

    In an effort to deal with worldwide criminals against humanz and animalz, y’all need to block and kill, err, lock them up in FEMA, Gitmo, and other prisons.

    This incoming thought is similar to my smartphone app which IDENTIFIES unwanted phones calls, which are either fraud or spam and are blocked.

    Furthermore, I have used the Call Forwarding feature of our landline phone number to my smartphone, which has this app for blocking unwanted incoming phone calls.

    Because I personally found out that I could NOT keep up with blocking the phone calls, I would expect rDT to announce some sort of emergency on or about 2/15/2019.

    Y’all mentioned that a cost savings would be better if a wall can help the border agents instead of authorizing military forces to help.

  • 20190131-1137-Stuff

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1090944017708261378

    Gee! While you’re stuck in the White House, I’m having fun working under God’s Cathedral, which is more HUGE. But I’m busy deinstalling , reinstalling , and auditing stuff, which is fun.

  • 20190130-0955-Stuff

    [Rubbing both hands together]… Good! Good! Y’all knew about these problems; yet y’all have taken a long time to fix anything. I have no more confidence in your decisions than what is already happening to countless USA citizens who have to compete for jobs that we do NOT want and free stuff that USA citizens could never quality. I still wonder what other areas y’all won’t ever fixed.

  • 20190130-0350-Still

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1090577726459838464

    Oh, throw in some donuts and bagels! That should get them going. If nothing happens, then throw a party for those willing to help you build that stuff and include coffee as incentives. Better yet throw in hot cocoa with marshmallows!

  • 20190129-2021-Stuff

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1090459824196907008

    Oh okay, and based on my OLD pieces of paper from many slong years ago, I did mention something along the line of: cash or its equivalent. A contract is in good deed a contract.

    With that said, y’all can pay my share forward. I hope the stewards of this Gold Standard isn’t crooked, because I don’t want anyone ruined or any innocents jailed.

    God Bless Us All! Amen!

    P.S. I hope she’s not a transgender, too! The voice is low, the neck is long! Gasp!

  • 20190127-1817-Stuff

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1089691985164800001

    Yes, if rDT can fulfill that Biblical temple wall in three humanized earth day and night cycle, I will believe!

    By the way, the total length of the continental Mexico-United States border is 3,145 kilometers (1,954 mi).

    Can y’all do it? If not, nice try and sigh. Amen!

    20190127-1823-addendum thought. Sorry I was finishing up four scrabbles eggs and I forgot to add that this wall isn’t to be funded by Americanized taxpayers monies.

    2019127-1827-addendum thought. I forgot to clarify that since you said that [you] can build whatever, then you are gonna have to tap your stash.

  • 20190126-1849-Stuff

    https://youtu.be/es0mYy2J_NM
    Anonymous. Update Jan 26, 2019. Moloch LIVES in America. A Warning From The Collective, Anonymous, Premiered 59 minutes ago

    Well, well, well! Which is worse: human sacrifices or your WITCH HUNT? If y’all cannot stop human sacrifices, I highly doubt y’all can stop your WITCH HUNT. I’d hate to compare humanz and witchez but I’m wondering how y’all can prioritize stuff that infringes upon the rights to Life, Liberty, and Happiness.

    I guess that’s karmic retribution for YOU not entirely revealing the ‘real’ Truth behind the 9/11 debacle; for turning outmoded stories from various time-traveling realities of Jeru-Salem as a capital of Israel; of trumpets sounding the end of presidency and the whole world; and of whatever pro or con groups pitted against our own.

  • 20190126-1431-Stuff

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    This will be fixed as soon as possible, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.

    If y’all see your feed readers dumping OLD weblog posts, I was bulk editing my OLD weblog posts and adding Category tags of twitter and YouTube. As a result, I’ve received 503 Error message. That’s all. Thanks.

  • 20190126-1347-Stuff

    twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1089276069872570369

    Well, no cares for the Truth anymore. They want money more than the Truth. They want to enjoy life more than relieve burdens. They want nothing more than to be blissfully ignorant and selfish.

    When all humanz take to the streets, that’s because y’all touched their stash.

    So while y’all have been busy creating eons of narratives, we will NEVER know the Truth, because y’all have silenced them.

    Few are chosen. Many party on.

  • 20190126-1332-Stuff

    Okay, I must be ‘reading in between the lines’ incorrectly. But your last sentence uses the word “it“, which I try to avoid in my blog because that can be a loaded word. So what is “it” – fools who don’t want “protection“?

    Catholics believe in abstinence and yet humans are VERY sinful and will do whatever it takes crossing the borders illegally or using the women and children immorally.

    So fools who don’t want protection will happen – fools who don’t want protection always does. That how my brain sees this last sentence.

    Ah, I see! Humanz are causing overpopulation, because they don’t wanna use protection! Wow! Was that an ET phone home moment or NOT? Yup-20190126-1344.