I tweaked this because I enjoy tweaking New York Post headlines.
or… “LONG – LIVE EVIL”!
Tag: topherchris
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Kenyan now Irish…
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I thought he was “Indonesian” (not that it matters) but still makes me wonder…
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Dino meal…
GOD DAMN THIS FOOL TASTES GOOD
Probably tastes like chicken, too…
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Lay off the mushrooms…
For a few seconds there, I had a really strong feeling that I should consider trying standup. Like it was my destiny. And I was good! In this hallucination, I mean.
I feel so embarrassed now, since my true calling is obviously pizza.
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Ceiling Cat POTUS…
Ceiling Cat’s messenger says: “topherchris” for POTUS. If not, I’m leaving behind my kitty litter.