To Mister POTUS rDT and palz:
Yesterday, I received my monthly email notifications from the federal government. These monthly notifications happens to monitor my stuff; so ANY and ALL private and/or public entity going through my stuff appears in their stuff. Yup.
In one report, I noticed a disturbing trend showing humanz whose names probably appear Hispanic but are labeled as MALE (sex), WHITE (race), BROWN (eye color), and BLACK (hair color).
Below are the samples, which are made available to the PUBLIC anyways:
- G*zm*n MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- V*squ*z MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- L*p*z MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- Av*l* MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- D*lt*r* MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- Ay*l* MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- Oj*d* MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
- H*rn*nd*z MALE WHITE BROWN BLACK
Sometimes these Hispanic surname can belong to ASIAN OR PACIFIC ISLANDER (race) or AMERICAN INDIAN OR ALASKAN NATIVE (race) or BLACK (race).
I believe that these crooked humanz are lyin’ about their ancestry. And the Courts and governing palz are complicit in mis-labeling and mis-identifying these humanz, which is one race, of course.
So when and if y’all are gonna improve our border security, I expect y’all to implement something into the passages to include languages that will allow y’all to extract the DNA samples through whatever means (blood, fetus, hair, skin, spit, and urine).
And based on these DNA test results, y’all can properly categorize your new humanz properly and NOT exclusively under WHITE (race). Ooo, that would be nice for them to find out if they have some whitish ancestry, and have them sign something to the effect of agreeing to be proud of disclosure to their race(s).
Go forth brethren and make good or else, y’all are complicit in unfairly blaming the WHITE (race) for being smarter, stronger, and more toxic in masculinity than the rest of humanity.
Sincerely,
Flynn B a jolly fellow who would welcome humanz LEGALLY into MAGA land. Good luck, chumps!
