Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Tag: mySpooks

  • 20091204-More Spooks

    Here is a summary of what transpired that night in bullet form:

    • Glorge: She greeted us and hug moi, saying: `Thank you for being here`.
    • Bella: The hyperactive and VERY thin in-law was nearby to chat a bit with Maw.
    • Malformed: This disgusting person licked her fingers while flipping through and crinkling the pages of her nephew’s wedding album. There was obvious anger in her face, a typical plastic one, too. She didn’t care to look at or make positive comments. Later on and after Paw got out of the restroom, she invited her younger brother to join in the Christmas party. Paw didn’t have the right words in response to his older sister, who doesn’t drive, can’t walk well, doesn’t know how to pay the bills and has the time and the sickness to through stupid parties in her stuffy house.
    • Henpeck: He came and greeted my bio-units prior to the start of the prayer. His face appeared smoother and showed less signs of pock marks. He doesn’t look that demonic. He wore a tight, double-knit sweater, which showed his distended guts or pot belly.
    • Babel: She came and greeted my bio-units prior to the start of the prayer. Her hand shake was not complete and cold from walking a block from their parking area. I rubbed my hands against my clothes and was sure Glorge saw my actions. Later on, I literally had my right hand in a fist and close to her her demonic, puss-filled face as it twisted and turned at Maw who was hugging Maldeath farewell.
    • Maldeath: Later, while food was being served, she actually came over and greeted Paw. She made lip-smacking kisses upon his cheeks and said several times: `Hello, my brother!` She went to Maw who said: `I love you`. Then in return Maldeath said: `I love you`. Maldeath, like the rest of her kin folks, probably has Tourette’s disease, which probably explains her bad-mouthing Maw during a Sidewalk Sale in Moffett Field, CA a couple or so years ago. She repeated many times in a LOUD volumn about her four months of disability for an arthritic left heel, which is really deformed and NOT overworked. Maybe some common sense entered her thick skull full of mush and a servant of God by handing out the Eucharist at St. Anne’s  made her `good girl`, after all.
    • James: Later, he (whose wife Malouse wasn’t present) came and talked with my bio-units. He didn’t say much expect that his father died in the Philippines.
    • Orge: He didn’t seem to be around and appeared much paler and thinner and probably drunk, when he asked me if I was designated driver and such when we were saying our farewells. I tried to hug him but he didn’t move a muscle. Creepy.
    • Gignat: She still still has a chip on her shoulders, like moi. From certain angles, our facial features seem similar. She lent a sympathetic ear to Maw, who advised the giant to take care of health and ignore wealth. The girl was hugging Maw (who was as tall as the right underpits of her niece) as we said our farewells.
    • Joh: He joked about my joblessness and has the typical paternal side of being a dog for short women. His smile has always been cute.
    • Mac: Their father, my paternal uncle, is totally gross with his unshaven beard, which hides his facial scars from severe acne. But unlike Mac, his brother, Henpeck, is clean shaven and has better skin. He too has a fat belly.

    Overall, people are behaved. I sensed that my two paternal cousins are Americanized. They do appear to support each other well, greeting guests, passing out desserts, making a fuss to make the guests feel at home and are well dressed and behaved, too. I saw the photo albums, one showing a rest house in the Philippines under Gignat’s name. I saw Glogre posing with her first cousin, Bong a Senator, to her left and her brother to his left. We were better off not speaking to the other relatives.

  • 20091130-More Spooks

    After shopping at our local CVS store, Maw wanted pancakes from Denny’s off Berreyessa Rd. Paw and I took 30 minutes because Juana R. misunderstood my order. (Other parishioners complained about her poor service).

    We didn’t know there were two versions of ordering BUTTERMILK PANCAKES – 3 for $5.89 and 2 for $3.89 (per menu). Juana kept saying three and I thought she understood it as three side orders of 2 pancakes!

    Maw came in and we had to say loudly where was our adjusted receipt. The South Asian Indian guy (who was busy assisting the cook in the back) hand wrote on the top of the receipt the change of $11.55.

    After eating our 6 pancakes, Paw and I drove off to mail off his three pieces of mail at the San Jose Main Post Office. As we turned to the right into the one of the three drop-off boxes (with the middle one higher for larger vehicles), an old Chinese man stepped in front of our car instead of walking straight on the sidewalk where the three drop-off boxes were located!

    I honked three times and screamed at him: DON’T WALK IN FRONT NEXT TIME, OLD MAN! We then headed down to get gasoline for the Mercedes Benz E430.

    Then around 11:25am to 11:30am and while listening to `El Rusbeau`, I was still waiting in my car for Paw to cash in his $2.30 CRV for plastic water bottles ($.96 per pound). I was parked at a Safeway store off Berryessa Rd., San Jose, CA.

    Then an auburn-haired old white lady rammed her shopping cart on the right rear bumper of my car. I got out shouted: STUPID OLD LADY!

    A few minutes later a retarded fat worker came out and rammed another shopping cart into a couple more, one of which ricocheted off into the same right rear bumper. I got out and he said: HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY.

    A few minutes later another retarded worker from that Safeway branch came from my right and tried to ram another shopping cart between the cement tree holder to the right and my front right section of my car. He said: THAT SHOULDN’T BE THERE.

    I got out and yelled loudly again: STOP IT! And I started yanking the shopping cart loose from between the cement and the rubber wheel of my car. Paw was nearby and blocked him from going near.

  • 20091121-More Spooks

    While Maw and I were shopping at the 99 Ranch Market in San Jose, CA, two Chinese women had a series of sneezes. The first one was passing by to my left and upon OUR intersection, she sneezed twice. She wore somewhat dark, transitional shade. The second one was to my four o’clock direction in an adjacent aisle. She too sneezed twice in a row.

  • 20091121-More Spooks

    Upon opening my window at around 08:40am, I saw a gray, light-bodied pick up truck and two dark-haired guys were moving a bunch of junk from the back of their truck. They were blocking the drive-way of the divorced nutter and parked in the opposite direction of the road.

    These spics had sent fliers to get private information (first name, last name, street address, city, zip, number of [ ] tv’s and [ ] monitors) in the guise of `free tv and pc recycling, Saturday, November 21st, 6AM.

    It went on further stating:

    `RAIN OR SHINE- PLACE ITEMS ON THE DRIVEWAY BY 6AM
    *WE accept all types of TV, MOnitor, Car Battery, Computer PC, Laptop and their accessories (No limits, no fees). Please leave this sheet with your items on the driveway. MUST BE VISIBLE FROM THE STREET.‘

    The person responsible for this included his contact information (first name and (408) 889-xxxx se habla espanol). Nothing like capitalism or privacy issue in the making here.

  • 20091119-More Spooks

    This morning the nutter and medicated Señora Josie coughed as I passed by in front of her. She would do this sometimes and after taking the Eucharist. I try to walk to the far left of the aisle so as to not be close to her face or else I might fart. She normally kneels (for her traditional belief to kneel and go to heaven faster) at the front-most pew located nearest to the middle door to the right (or back left section) of the church. But in response, I coughed loudly too.

    Today, she showed me the front and back covers to a pink booklet entitled ‘A Woman After God’s Own Heart®’ by Elizabeth George.

    Yesterday, she shared two more items:

    1. A Hội Bác Ái Phanxicô -Franciscan Charity calendar of cute Vietnamese children all decked out in brown robes which were tied back by white cords. The sunny brightest and clarity of each photo brought some tears to my eyes. The children were dispensing water from a cute well, working among gabi-filled rivers and walking along pathways of waterways and bridges. Maw didn’t even look through all the photos and impatient shoved it back at the old woman, who sits in front of us DAILY for morning mass.
    2. A book `Mexicans in San Jose (Images of America)` by Nannette Regua and Arturo Villarreal. On the top left corner of one of the pages, Señora Josie showed a black and white photo of her brother in military outfit and standing to the left of her sister-in-law, who was wearing a wedding dress.

  • 20091118-More Spooks

    While shopping at the DeCA store in Moffett Field, CA two spooks coughed in my presence.

    One is a male white punk who works at that place. He wears a bicycle or metallic chain around his neck. I managed to hold up my left hand, showing three of my shiny golden blinks and flick his face with my left middle finger off as he passed by to my left and while my whole body was still facing the burrito section of the freezer, near the bathrooms.

    The cameras should see that event. The aisle was narrow and shopping carts were everywhere. And there is no way that punk could not have seen my bird. And a skinny white guy with a bald was walking behind that kid. The older guy wears narrow spectacles and facial hair and has been working at the DeCA store for a long time, too.

    Another spook was a fat white women with a double chin. He had ratty, platinum white hair and had opened up the right-most refrigerator door to the fish and chips. She was wearing a light blue top and pants.

  • 20091116-More Spooks

    Around 11:30am and as we drove up our drive-way, I noticed a black spook all decked in black clothing enter his mostly acid-damaged hood of a four-door, black-colored sedan. It was parked across the forth house on my side of the drive. He made a U-Turn and I made all sorts of expletives under my breath as he did a California roll northbound from my drive onto MY road. I was wearing my terminator shades, which made me look scary, unapproachable, unfriendly and quite frankly, an agent, too.

  • 20091113-More Spooks

    After kissing the golden circular sun ray object handed by that tall, handsome priest (in attendance of noontime mass at Our Lady of Peace in Santa Clara, CA and en route from my parent’s doctor’s appointment) and after eating lunch at Goldilocks, we drove slowly down the RUE. I saw two large San Jose City utility trucks parked on the corner, directly in front of the Hispanic’s home. The time was approximately 13:45pm.

    With my right thumb, I pushed one of three buttons underneath the rear view mirror and activated the garage door from one block away. And with my right MIDDLE finger readily nearby, I, of course, flicked off the goons. I know they saw. I was pleased.

    After parking the Mercedes Benz E430 inside the garage, I went immediately to check the mailbox and gather the mail. After a few minutes of unloading the contents from inside the car to the house, I went to my car to drive off to the bank and deposit my EDD.

    Then one of the LARGE white trucks took off! I sped off northbound on MY road and noticed from my rear view mirror how the second white but UNMARKED utility vehicle made a U-turn back on the RUE where we came from the restaurant.

    To Barry and pals: Send these goons off and far away from us.

  • 20091113-Don’t Want

    ‘How can I help you if you don’t want some money [from trust fund]?’ Why WTF would Nazir, a Muslim from Pakistan, tell this to his inferior (from that acquired company)?

  • 20091113-Collections Calling

    Received a missed call from 866-635-4316 (Bankster of America for credit card payment) on Friday, November 13, 2009 at 12:18pm. What am I going to do with you, Pete?

  • 20091113-Collections Calling

    Got collections call from Chase cards @ 310-620-8006 on 11/12 @ 2:15pm to call back 1-866-92-6697 8am-12midnite EST. Price to pay for NOTHING YET by TPTB, Pete!

  • 20091030-More Spooks

    Two Chinese women kept sneezing successively in a row during morning mass: 1 older fart, 1 row directly behind us, 1 younger broad, 2 rows behind us to the left. Read of spells or allergies related to my very presence wherever I go.