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Transcript: Obama’s Remarks at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Here are my thoughts regarding some highlighted quotes from this transcripts that I found interesting enough to share with the minions, err, my readers.

“And I was born, of course, in Hawaii.”

Prove it! Show me the papers! You should be proud to be Indonesian, of Malaysian descent and stop hiding behind being black/ancient Egyptian.

“Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let’s not forget that’s a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush.”

You did inherit your DNA/political mischief from your ancestors. The problems you’ve gotten goes as far back as GHWB, an alleged NAZI spy. Plus, you’ve got the military generals/prim a-donnas breathing down your neck: They know stuff about EBEs/EDEs, by the way.

“Four years ago, I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton.”

It was strange how you won because you couldn’t debate well on knowledge you have little to nothing to show. Had TPTB and pals asked me PRIOR to your nomination, I would have requested “The Hillz”.

“And four years from now, I will look like this.”

That’s from stress on the job as POTUS or from seeing too many ghosts/ALIENS breathing down your neck.

“Not even the mind reader knew what they were thinking.”

They know EVERYTHING but have other groups breathing down their necks, too. Of course, like Holder and others taking the Fifth Amendment, they will claim nothing, recall nothing and say nothing.

“a term coined by political reporters who clearly never had the chance to go to an actual prom.”

“most of tonight’s audience is in his key demographic – people who fall asleep during Nightline. In Washington, that’s what we call a congressional hearing on contraception.”

“And you don’t pay them – it’s a great business model.”

I never went to a prom in my life: We fuglies aren’t cut out for “fro-frou”. Only those willing to “pimp themselves up” are meant for these sort of events. The old farts don’t care/want to listen to younger generation spewing nonsense/regurgitating scripted material: It is enough to make old timers infertile. Again, you’d pay your cousins to be your date or pay actors to pretend to be “real” journalists. In-breeders!

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious. (Laughter and applause.) A little soy sauce. (Laughter.)”

Yeah, what’s the recipe on “How To Wok Your Dog?” Asians, including Filipinos from Pampanga, do eat dogs. I’ve never eaten dogs but do consume chicken, pork, beef and “pink-slime”.

“Take Mitt Romney – he and I actually have a lot in common. We both think of our wives as our better halves… We also both have degrees from Harvard; I have one, he has two. What a snob.”

True. Both of you are wealthy snobs who depend on your wives for almost everything. And both of you have similar agendas, such as the health care and the bail outs. Wow. Next might be the finalization of “socialism” via Rubio and Communistic pals.

“I’m sure this was a really good change of pace for him. (Laughter.) I have not seen The Hunger Games; not enough class warfare for me. (Laughter.)”

I haven’t seen this movie either and will never enjoy violence or propaganda to fight for favors. It appears that b/eating your opponents has always been in your playbooks — divide and conquer, set two opposites against each other, and in the end win everything above/overall.

“Now, if I do win a second term as President, let me just say something to all the – (applause) – let me just say something to all my conspiracy-oriented friends on the right who think I’m planning to unleash some secret agenda: You’re absolutely right. (Laughter.)”

As predicted, four more years. You’re NOT welcome!

“So whether you are a blogger or a broadcaster, whether you take on powerful interests here at home or put yourself in harm’s way overseas, I have the greatest respect and admiration for what you do.”

I’ve done both, by the way. You’re NOT welcome!

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Overall, the tone of Obama’s speech was rather amusing. I’ve never heard/seen of Jimmy Kimmel. His jokes are humorous. I won’t watch his shows either ever.