Tag: myPoetry-category

A form of literature that uses aesthetic and often rhythmic qualities of language.

  • 20050831-Patriots Trap

    Losers defense but not tax free
    Ruling elite — the IRC
    Cornerstone under One-eyed key
    Reliance to set people free

    A business-related poem of four-lined stanza with eight syllables in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20050316-Futile Paper

    Prepare the way erroneously
    Forty-four counts by their decree
    Non-filers duped but not scotch free
    Innocents gain fraudulently

    A business-related poem of four-lined stanza with eight syllables in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 19970303-Scam Schemes

    One businessman advancement fee
    By fat ass and salesman pee
    Paradise lost to oversea
    From your relatives, friends and me

    A business-related poem of four-lined stanza with eight syllables in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070710-Know Friend

    You are not my friend!
    You never were or will be —
    My friend to the end…
    How could you all cross my path
    To feed my hatred and wrath?

    You left me alone!
    I had nowhere else to flee.
    I am not a loan.
    Am I at fault for loving
    When push comes to your shoving?

    You all taught me well.
    Why don’t you understand me —
    My heaven and hell?
    By blogs and poems, I’ve penned.
    Until we meet again, Friend.

    A rationale tanka about being emotionally wronged by alleged ‘friends’.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070709-Plucking Preys

    Flock away of thirty four gray!
    I don’t know how they seem to grow
    And where and why, I could just cry.
    They will appear when there is fear.
    When one is gone another is spawn.

    The silver crane picks on a plain
    Of sandy shores as it explores
    With it long beak — shiny and sleek.
    It shoves its head into dark dread.
    Its curly locks hide like a fox.

    Move dark shadows! It’s time to plow.
    We’re looking for our prey galore.
    Our relief comes from picking crumbs:–
    They’re large and small. We phase through walls.
    Do not delay! Where’s our buffet?

    A feathery poem about a ‘plucking’ euphemism for food of a gray kind. (Eh?)

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070708-Rambling On

    I hate people.
    People get in my way.
    People are self-serving.
    People are fearful about losing bio-units, friends, finance, food and f^ck!ng.

    I hate my bio-units.
    Maw is strong willed and annoying.
    Paw is an idiot and non responsive.
    Brat is nuts and a spender.
    Twit is nit-wit and culturally challenged.
    My ungrateful relatives disappeared years ago.
    All these people need to go far away from me.
    Their ghosts may roam elsewhere for all I care.
    I need to get out of their lives and out the Bay Area.

    I have no friends.
    The ones I meet are fakers.
    They smile when they want to get along with me.
    Their fake smiles are itchy.
    ‘How are you?’ they claim they are fine.
    They deny personal problems not worth sharing.
    Friends are liars too.
    They tell their sob or hard luck stories.
    Friends like to hang out with other friends.
    They like to party, drink and drive, go shopping or other shared nonsense.
    They are misery incarnate when they fall down or are needy.
    I am not entirely miserable but not lonely.
    Friends are useful for data that takes too long to research by oneself.
    I do not need friends, for now.
    Friends come to me for money.

    I have financial problems.
    I hate people borrowing money from me.
    These sorts of people are NO friends of mine.
    I need security in the form of money.
    Money makes me happy.
    I know I am happy with money.
    Money allows me to spend as long as people don’t know I have money.
    Spending is good on food, clothing and shelter.
    I have all three basic necessities but want more.
    I want to travel, buy my own house and spend on myself for once.
    I want to try fine dining.

    I hate food.
    Food makes me fat.
    Oils, fats and meat stuff clog my arteries.
    Food provides emotional comfort during times of stress.
    I love any chocolate food items.
    Anything not bland to the taste is healthy.
    Salty food is makes bland food tastier too.
    People are needed to harvest and slaughter edible foodstuff.
    Sustaining life by ingesting other life forms does not make sense.

    I hate f^ck!ng.
    Fucking is no fun when people take advantage of each other.
    The act itself is dirty and may cause sexually transmitted diseases.
    The word is vulgar and expresses anger at someone, too.
    People get hurt and lose lives during the heat of passion or from jealousy and rage.
    Fucking leads to more people who fuck.
    This means making bio-units.
    And the cycle begins again with more people.
    See what I mean?

    Everything is perfect without people.
    The reason more people are alive is because the laws prevent us from killing each other.
    Euthanasia should be available prior to being dumped into a nursing home.
    Being in a nursing home is next to being dead, by the way.
    People are good as food for some.
    People are good as fertilizer in the end.
    People are part of nature too.

    Hehehe!

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20050708-Brotherly Shake

    https://flynnspaws.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/20050708-obasanjo-and-bush1.jpg
    Obosanjo and Bush shaking hands

    A parody based on: 1) the lyrics of ‘The Candy Man’ by a film originally released on 1971, ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’; 2) my imagination regarding the results of chocolate after eaten and; 3) the embossed photo in gray color of two men shaking hands. (Original photo no longer exists in a government website).

    Who are these two allies:
    Holding hands like glue
    Cousins of the golden plates
    And a granny-mom or ‘Crew’?

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    Who are these two fellows:-
    Worship the sun’s flair
    We meet upon the Level
    And we part upon the Square.

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    They shake whatever is at stake:-
    Underlying and malicious
    Speech of warring repetitious
    You are always superstitious.

    Who can take our sorrow: –
    Whip us to a scream
    Pro-create and borrow and
    infect us with their scheme?

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    And sells us as their food
    ‘Oz’, the puppet clan drinks it would.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070706-Rattle Tail

    Rat-tat-tat-tat, recruited chat
    Financial burst, disbursement debt
    Tip of their hat, commuted fat
    Business and farm, interest harm
    Rat-tat-tat-tat, domino splat
    Masonic Bush and Libby’s Tush

    A political poem on the abomination about secrecy of six-lined stanza with internal and external rhymes. Harrrssshhh…

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070704-Say Ah

    Open wide and please say, ‘Ah’!
    Are you agents for our ‘Ra’?
    Laugh out loud to joker, ‘Ha’!

    Lost, safe, secret, open mold
    Must we do as you are told?
    Public ‘tear-roar’ getting old

    End of day by midnight way
    Pandora’s box gone astray
    Simply chase the dead guard, grey

    Three poems of three-lined stanzas with seven syllables in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070703-Spider Round

    Image source: IMG_5655 taken on 8/3/2008 2:41:11 PM via Canon PowerShot A610 camera.
    My photo taken of a Christmas figure by 'Americana Christmas' DEMDACO ©Kathy Killip 2001 (Made in China).

    Around and around it goes
    Abound and abound it shows
    Round without sound it knows
    Round, spider clown it flows

    Why do you crawl and comb
    On angel sculpture home
    of ‘Peace on Earth’ half dome
    ‘Good Will to Men’ you roam?

    My windy blowing might
    Upon your speedy flight
    Begone and out of sight!
    To an unknown tonight

    Another annoying poem about a small arachnida crawling on top of my angel figurine.

    Addendum: Added photo of my angel watching me as I work on Aug. 08, 2008 at 06:55PM.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070703-Smelly Pickings

    Disco era music ticking
    Dancing, walking happy flicking
    Aerobic exercise tricking
    Karate punching and kicking
    Joints and parakeets sound clicking
    Stinky fluffy oily sticking
    Midnight shower salty licking

    A healthy poetic alternative to pick away at high cholesterol.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070703-Black Fly

    Black fly lands on computer desk.
    Sluggish and hardly moving.
    Yet able to fly around my head once or twice.
    Now wedged under anti-radiation screen of monitor.
    Crawling slowing. Dictionary writing.
    Looking at the word ‘Tag’ from the status bar below.
    Resting now.
    Goodnight.

    Opps! Still looking at my screen.
    Who are you? What are you doing?
    Staring at word document entitled: 20070703-Black Fly from the status bar below.

    A poem in free-verse about the booger moving underneath the screen.

    Author’s note: Discovery of  death 11:11:25PM per atomic clock. Rest in peace ‘J@ck B!ll*’ of Florida. I’ll miss you.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.