While lurking online, here is a dating article of which my answers are in parentheses:
5 key questions to ask on a date
By Ayren Jackson-Cannady
1. What’s your favorite scene from your favorite book or movie?
(Let’s see. My memory fails me. I’ll get back to you on that. Oh yeah: I liked how Forrest Gump just ran a “non-stop” marathon. And in one scene, he wiped down his face on someone’s T-shirt. His sweat imprinted the infamous “smiley face”.)
2. What do you love about your job?
(I love the ability to browse online and blog. Actually, it’s the independence to work at a slow pace and still be able to meet deadlines with a bunch of deadbeats.)
3. What’s your definition of a relationship?
(I believe in free-will. Therefore, I expect you to cheat on me and still be happy to see me.)
4. If money were no object, what would you do with your life?
(I’d like to travel to religious and sacred sites, including architectural wonders, like the Great Wall of China, Taj Mahal, etc.)
5. Will you share an embarrassing moment with me?
(Yeah, I walked around with cranberry-like stains on the back of my pants until a nice white lady told me. I didn’t align my feminine napkin correctly, sat crooked in the white, Honda Accord, got out to walk from the parking lot garage and onto the SJSU campus when someone approached me from behind. I looked back to see other people walking in my direction.)
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If I ever had to date again, do NOT ever ask me hard questions such as the above five questions, which were hard enough for me to answer without making up a story!



