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  • Spam-Aug 30, 2007 3:33 PM

    from: UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
    reply-to: claims_uknationalotterydept4@yahoo.co.uk
    date: Aug 30, 2007 3:33 PM
    subject: CONFIRM YOUR WINNING PRIZE Ref: XYL /26510460037/05

    The National Lottery
    PO Box 1010
    Liverpool L70 1NL, United Kingdom.
    Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
    Batch: 24/00319/IPD

    WINNING NOTIFICATION

    We happily announce to you the draw (#1071) winner of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY cash prize of £2,696,385 (Two Million Six Hundred and Ninety held on the 29th of August 2007 in London Uk.The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected.

    The BRITISH UK. Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduaciary claims department for more infomation as regards procedures to claim your prize.

    Agents Name: Van Williams
    Email: claims_uknationalotterydept4@yahoo.co.uk
    Tel: +447024096270
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  • 20070821-Phising Bates

    You are feeling ballsy
    And having too much fun
    Foolish ‘scripting-kiddy’
    Knows nothing how its done

    How to scam a scammer
    With QANGO parodied
    Beware the jackboot hammer
    Contractors cast aside.

    Name, address, phone numbers
    Email and your account
    Wealth in dreamless slumber
    A waiting game amount

    They are not moronic!
    Unwise Master Baiters
    Burning Bush Masonic
    ‘Foot in mouth/bill’ ‘Gaters’

    Four stanzas about scam baiting via [http://www.419eater.com/] with six syllables in abab pattern
    .

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20050708-Brotherly Shake

    https://flynnspaws.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/20050708-obasanjo-and-bush1.jpg
    Obosanjo and Bush shaking hands

    A parody based on: 1) the lyrics of ‘The Candy Man’ by a film originally released on 1971, ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’; 2) my imagination regarding the results of chocolate after eaten and; 3) the embossed photo in gray color of two men shaking hands. (Original photo no longer exists in a government website).

    Who are these two allies:
    Holding hands like glue
    Cousins of the golden plates
    And a granny-mom or ‘Crew’?

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    Who are these two fellows:-
    Worship the sun’s flair
    We meet upon the Level
    And we part upon the Square.

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    They shake whatever is at stake:-
    Underlying and malicious
    Speech of warring repetitious
    You are always superstitious.

    Who can take our sorrow: –
    Whip us to a scream
    Pro-create and borrow and
    infect us with their scheme?

    The puppet clan? [Echo: The puppet clan?]
    The puppet clan’s plan! [Echo: The puppet clan’s plan!]
    The puppet clan’s plan:-
    Laws he fixes without love
    and takes us as their food.

    And sells us as their food
    ‘Oz’, the puppet clan drinks it would.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070706-Rattle Tail

    Rat-tat-tat-tat, recruited chat
    Financial burst, disbursement debt
    Tip of their hat, commuted fat
    Business and farm, interest harm
    Rat-tat-tat-tat, domino splat
    Masonic Bush and Libby’s Tush

    A political poem on the abomination about secrecy of six-lined stanza with internal and external rhymes. Harrrssshhh…

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:24:33 +0100

    Abel Dabul <ab_d456@hotmail.com> wrote:

    From: Abel Dabul <ab_d456@hotmail.com>
    Subject: MY SINCERE APPRECIATION
    Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:24:33 +0100

    MY SINCERE APPRECIATION

    Dear Friend,
     
    I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise owing to the fact that you may not remember me. I contacted you sometimes in the past concerning a funds transfer which for some reasons I didn’t conclude with you. I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Trinidad and Tobago. Presently I’m in Trinidad and Tobago for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
     
    Now contact my secretary in Benin Republic, his name is Amechi Martins on http://us.f343.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=amartins750@yahoo.fr and ask him to send to you the total of $800,000.00 which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter in the past. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr. Amechi Martins and instruct him where to send the amount to you.
     
    Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I’m very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand.

    Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Mr. Amechi Martins, he will send the amount to you without any delay.
     
    Regards,
    Barrister Abel Dabul Esq.

  • 19990519-Blue Rose

    [slideshow]

    Prior 1-9-9-9 date
    Saint Therese prayer gate
    Send my flower to God straight
    Online photo blue rose fate
    Open petals five times rate
    Looking at me without hate
    Lovely sharing by souls mate

    A saintly poem of seven-lined stanza with seven syllables in monorhyme.

    Author’s note: When I came across this online photo, I knew this blue rose was picked especially for Him through the following prayer:

    ‘St. Therese, the Little Flower, please pick me a rose from the heavenly garden and send it to me with a message of love; ask God to grant me the favor I thee implore and tell Him I will love Him each day more and more. Amen.’

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Wed, 30 May 2007 23:52:33 +0100

    Mr Owen Frank <mrowend@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

    From: “Mr Owen Frank” <mrowend@hotmail.co.uk>
    Subject: Atttention
    Date: Wed, 30 May 2007 23:52:33 +0100

    STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
    From the Desk of: ENGR. Owen Frank
    Ministry of Public Works
    ( MEMO)

    Atttention,

    With great pleasure I am writing this proposal on behalf of my partners. A
    member of our government trade delegation to your country gave your profile
    to me. Hence I have decided to seek your cooperation and assistance in a
    business of mutual benefit by sending this letter.
    There is a program currently on, in the department where I work as projects
    director. Inviting holders with proof of government indebtedness that stands
    at an envisaged accruing interest of GPB545.2 million on projects and
    supplies, to submit same to enable their claims go through payment process.
    Some of these debts have been redeemed in their principal component leaving
    behind accrued interest portion unpaid.Within the Ministry of public works
    where I work, we have been able to record an accrued interest bills of
    Eleven million Great british pounds (GPB11M) on supplies which we have in
    principle, an approval to remit overseas. This we can do by appropriate
    forms of documentation with application for claim to reflect the approval
    and payment.Our constraint is to be able to source a trustworthy individual,
    to whom we can remit this fund and act as trustee, since our period of
    disengagement from the civil service is near.
    We are presently affected by the Uk civil service code of conduct, which
    prohibits civil servants from operating foreign accounts. Moreover, I have
    the authority with my partners to propose whether you be willing to assist
    us in this transaction, you will be highly compensated on percentage bases.
    This transaction should be handled with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.
    Furthermore, your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the
    successful execution of this transaction. indicate your willingness as a
    partner. Please i need your telephone number and any other contact details.
    I will forward a copy of my passport in the next mail for proper
    identification.

    BEST REGARD

    Engr. OWEN FRANK
    Ministry of Public Works RUTHWELL,
    DUMFRIES DGI4NN
    LONDON UK.

  • Spam-Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:33:09 +0000

    Foreign Payment Bureau <fpb346@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

    From: “Foreign Payment Bureau” <fpb346@hotmail.co.uk>
    Subject: Authorisation to change bank account details
    Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:33:09 +0000

    Attention: Beneficiary;

    Did you authorised anybody who presented a document of claim? Reported to
    have signed by you for release of your payment.

    Reconfirm the below stated information to avoid any irregularities as your
    payment is now ready to be transferred to the provided bank account.

    1) Your full name
    2) Your Phone and fax
    3) Your Company name, position and address
    4) Your Profession, age and marital status
    5) Your payment Amount
    6) Your Bank details
    7) Copy of your Identification

    Upon acknowledgment of these information, verification and authentication
    will be carried out. You will either receive your payment through
    TELEGRAPHIC SWIFT TRANSFER or CERTIFIED INTERNATIONAL BANK DRAFT, copy of
    the draft will send to you for confirmation with your Bank before dispatch
    of the original Copy.

    Regards,

    IBRAHIM BELLO,
    HEAD FOREIGN PAYMENT BUREAU (FPB

  • 20061122-Mason Connection

    Am I connected to Masons by any chance? Do they (aliens or in-terrestrial beings) know of my time lives? How do they come to know me? Who am I? What am I?

    I came across another forum thread claiming this ‘Madman Insane’ is a mason. I know that some are of the brotherhood because, once again, I could feel the head and ear pressures as a signal of ‘them’ observing or watching this very blog.

    Anyway, for example, I happen to work on the twelfth floor of my company, ‘Ex-Ball’ located in Santa Clara, CA. Now this floor is named ‘Founding Fathers.’ There are conferences rooms named after the ones wrote and signed the Declaration of Independence.

    Another example is the business minded folks I’ve encountered many years ago. They are slick up their necks in brotherhoods. I know what they do on a global scale and that is for me to know. They know how to take of each other. This is the unity crap I keep encountering in my search for answers via online articles.

    I would notice the counter of my blogs have increased due to editing my blast in public mode while keeping my blogs in private mode only. Prior to taking a hint from reading about entering my journal in private mode for me eyes only and the fact that bloggers should beware due to the passage the ‘tear-roar’ bill, the current events would reflect, if you will, my opinions.

    I am nothing, which is more theosophy I could handle in one lifetime. I am not special but have noticed my watchers would be on the side of the roads as either stranded or lost and then upon my intersecting their location, these same ‘people’ would hop into their cars and take off. Some don’t follow me for too long. I would notice anyway.

     Also, I’ve encountered another special one but that is another story. Like this one, I’ve chatted with someone from years ago about playing around with my name, for example, ‘Mrs. Abdul Abdullah Skeik’. And lo and behold, the dark bearded one with long flowing robes and thick eye glasses appeared on the news back then. Sheesh! If certain persons have special permission to read these blogs in private mode, you know you are in cahoots with these freaks.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20061107-Voting Out

    At work. Came from polls. Got me ‘provisional voter affidavit’: first time-WTF! Says ‘does not guarantee ballot will be counted.’08:30AM 11/7. Foggy-whole bay area: WOW!

    Well, it’s been awhile since I last blogged on Halloween. I’ve been reading my favorite forum author and felt ‘his’ or ‘her’ or ‘its’ presence a few minutes ago. I sent my heartfelt energy to this or them by clapping my hands together loudly. The current time will be 09:33PM on 11-08-2006.

    I tried voting on 11-07-2006 yesterday but couldn’t because my name did not appear on the roster of precinct number 1414. The location was in the Scientology building about one mile from our house. I actually woke up early to get a head start on Monday’s monster lockbox work worth around four million US dollars.

    I thought I wanted to vote in the evening and had to repeat myself twice to Paw that I would be voting after work. But I’ve decided to leave the house early before 07:30AM and logically figured that the sunlight was less scary that during the night.

    When I got there were four people to my left, two workers on my right and three to four people in black voting already at the computerized booths. I approached this Asian guy and showed him my driver’s license for his ease in locating my name. He got overly excited and loud as he told me to look over this pink sheet.

    This other Asian lady told him he was being too loud. This one other guy had red looking face and he tried to explain something to me about their extra steps to make sure I get to vote.

    And lo and behold! I ended leaving with a blank pink colored ‘provisional voter affidavit!’ This is the first time I received problems with voting. I stated out loud ‘maybe I am not allowed to vote’ and ‘maybe I do not exist.’ I asked if I could vote since I am [here] already.

    I didn’t want to sign this stupid ‘pink slip’ because the last paragraph explained that my vote may not count. And I had a feeling that mine didn’t matter. I sat on one of the chairs of the sitting area for a minute and decided to leave.

    I drove towards northbound Highway 101 and decided to read the words of this pink piece of paper at each stoplight. I had my car windows rolled down so people could see my pink paper in hopes they take a hint that this ‘red flag’ meant something was happening with the voting system of America.

    So I got this tasty, vent-sized peppermint mocha latte in organic milk from Starbucks. Then I drove while holding the pink slip against my steering wheel. I am not upset but wondered why this happened to me. I suppose voting means taking sides and there is not side to anything from my personal Truth.

    That was a long day for me because I had to stay until 07:20PM to complete Monday’s work. The day was peaceful enough because the boy called in sick due to this painful back problem caused by his over-excising with heavy weights at the gym. Some people need to exercise in moderation and build of strength to avoid injury and regret later on in life.

    I came home and found my bio-units watching the small television set bought by Paw back in 1978 while stationed in Okinawa, Japan. Paw was cheering because the Democrats control the House of Representatives. Maw was looking sickly, sounded gurgled and watched too with some enthusiasm.

    I hungrily ate my two slices of liver and the remaining container full of mixed vegetables (beans, carrots and corn). I loved the taste of liver, which boosted the flavor of the mixed veggies. I felt not quite full and had one more spoonful of white rice to finish my veggies.

    I cleaned up and watched the television with my bio-units until almost midnight. We wanted to find out the results of the Senate and found there were three seats available for the Democrats to control this part of the governing branch of our nation.

    I believe I played more games on the computer upstairs until 02:00AM and forgot to remind Maw to take her second dose of antibiotics. But I think she took hers because she claimed she wakes up almost every hour.

    Voting would have been worth my time and gas. That day was relaxing and new to me because of the nice foggy morning that gave way to clear blue skies with brownish muck sticking in the horizon by the mid-afternoon. I wanted to walk around to enjoy the day despite delays.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

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  • 20061018-Sarcastic Scums

    So around 01:17PM and after handing me two of the lockbox reports from Canada, ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ sarcastically called me ‘cherry.’ I do not under what he meant. I told my temporary lead that I felt like reporting him to the Human Resource Department. She told me to do it. But I have not done anything yet.

    I heard ‘Pool Shorts’ (the internal auditor) interview ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ for about ten minutes right after the incident. Now both ‘Thumb NasalRosa’ and ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ are laughing as if nothing had happened. I’ve already reported two other incidents from earlier this year about ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ to his boss, ‘Log Nelson’ and my former boss, ‘CarolTwin DaZit’. But I don’t think they did anything.

    P.S.  I’ve emailed my new boss the incident around 01:33PM and do not know what will happen next. What’s going on around this place???

    P.S.1. When I left around 06:00PM tonight, it seems the immediate and/or reporting ‘managers’ do not want to deal with their subordinates directly. Instead, they would pass the stick to each other and find out ‘what they want’ first before making decisions on their own. God!

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20061012-Daily Diary

    I arose at around 07:30AM and heard my bio-units leave the house for their daily morning mass with the slamming of the garage door from downstairs. Then I went to use the toilet and later felt like I had to go back to bed and take a quick snooze before heading out the door to work.

    I drifted in and out of consciousness; toss and turned from one side to the other and heard the water sprinkler turn on around 08:00AM. I got out of bed afterward and did my usual morning routine of opening up the wooden blinds to let the blessed sunlight filter into the acrylic windows.

    The blue skies were nice and expected another nice day at work, which I did by walking around for fifteen minutes around 01:00PM after eating my cold roast beef sandwich for 4.50US notes and after hearing that stupid voicemail message left earlier this morning on my cellphone.

    At 01:55PM, I received Maw’s phone call about BooBoo, the light cobalt blue and white parakeet, which had blue and swollen feet. Paw and I took her to the bird hospital where she is currently located tonight. I paid half the deposit with my credit card and we went home with the empty cage.

    I proceeded to bring out Persimmon’s old black cage for the two females and placed that one next to the larger one, where the three boys are currently sleeping. The goal is to separate the males from the females so there will be no more love making activities that might wear down their little bodies, especially the females.

    Dinner was eaten; dishes were done and we packed four spare ribs for Brat to eat. We stayed until 07:15PM at his house while Twit was socializing at night with people other than Brat and we took home a slice of his sausage pizza, which I ate at night as a snack.

    Maw had both legs massaged to help reduce the sensation of ants crawling on the skin and I did her pedicure with the blade that scrapes off dried skin. This is a cleaner way of smoothing out the thickest skin on the human body. It’s like a miniature guillotine of all sorts.

    She said her thanks and we retired for the night at 10:30PM. Once again, I read my articles online and learned that the peacekeepers are having a difficult time. Talking to stubborn people is like talking to rocks that would never budge or become more than hard-headed rocks.

    That means there has to be a large enough hammer to make peace work by breaking their stubbornness. Flapping their lips as diplomacy won’t work on these stubborn folks and maybe hugging them tightly to squeeze some love into their being might be a better job at this point.

    So far the night has dragged on smoothly as I wonder if I should call in sick tomorrow. There is no point in languishing at a place that has too much weirdness for me. Three collectors will be moving closer to their collection manager, my former boss. This means ‘Jerk Turdannatto’ will be closer to me, too but separated by my cubicle wall and an aisle.

    This place is a joke, really. But the real weird joke is the numbers I received upon arising this morning. The numbers are five digits: 32454. I did query online and found it is located in Florida.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

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