Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Tag: food

  • 20090509-Good Food

    I actually LOVE Ethiopian food. While working in a brick building at Campbell, CA over ten years ago, a blond-haired, stammering co-worker and I went in an Ethiopian restaurant.

    I cannot recall but the bland diet of mush and bread stuff was actually good. The dark-skinned small boy and his taller mum brought out the hot steaming food on a small buffet table.

    But I do recall how my nasty ex-‘boyfriend’, JK, made a spitting sound through the end of his phone during our conversation about him not liking this type of food. I’m glad he is out of my life!

    If I do find some guy that could bring me out to these type of places or cook up a dish of tasteless food-stuff, I’d be skinnier and happier to eat such good food once again.

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090509-Too Thin

    To Ian: Please take care of ur ‘Mum’ by taking her out to eat w/o ‘Dead’! Insist bcuz she’s eating someone else food. Make sure the last will etc.’s FIXED, now!

  • 20090502-Daily Diary

    Today’s warm but gray cloudy and slight winds. Bough 4 orange-colored, 5-gallon containers at $2.78 each (was $4.98 each). Went to eat at Red Ribbons for $4.39 each meal: palabok (sticky yuch), teriyaki chicken and sotanghon. Stupid checker took too long to point and click at the order. Two stupid people cut in front of me. A long-haired brunette girl complained about hair in the food after consuming the chicken, except mass potato. Her right eye was missing and all white!

    Walked around the Great Mall, Milpitas, CA. Maw and I got Quick Fix II massage for 15 minutes = $12.00. Bought Paw dark-purple, shirt and stripped purple tie from Van Heusen. Went home and cut Maw’s hair. Curled it.

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070426-Charlotte’s Wilbur

    Alas, this latest scare tactic to reduce the ever-polluting humans and those Mexicans who dare to cross the borders is this alleged ‘Swine Flu‘. I don’t believe other areas of depopulation campaigns included: carrots, spinach, baby formulas and chickens.

    All I know is that pigs are more intelligent than dogs – man’s best friends. Notice how some swines (and bovines) both have bangs covering their beautiful eyes. Once again, if humans knew that animals didn’t want to be eaten and were screaming for their lives, I’m sure none would be ingested as food stuff and for survival.

    I see this as another transition to teach the populace to consider medical treatment as a last resort. Who knows what pills will be shoved down the throats of these FEW flu cases (not in the hundreds, and damn well not even in the thousands yet) or shots of unknown ingredients to be injected, too?

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090409-Cleaner Mouth

    To get cleanest mouth and avoid cooties and colds at the same time, y’all will need the following tools of the trade:

    • TOOTHBRUSH with EXTRA-SOFT bristles. Easier on (NON-generative) gums.
    • FLOSS. Waxed coating easier for . Flavor optional.
    • WATER-PIK. Massages gums. Good for lazy people not using floss.
    • MOUTHWASH. Not as good as alcohol. Not that I tried!
    • TONGUE-SCAPER. Not as good as toothbrush. Again use fancy tool if lazy.
    • TOOTHPASTE. Well, try something without flouride/flourine as part of the ingredients.

    The following are easy eight-step instructions for good oral hygiene. Perfect anytime of the day, while working and dating, too!

    1. Brush tongue (back-and-forth – NOT sideways – until white stuff gone).
      Go as far back as possible. Be careful. Don’t gag.
    2. Brush hard palette (until slimy gunk feels smooth to tongue).
      Go as far back as possible. Be careful. Don’t gag.
    3. Brush teeth gently.
    4. Floss (or, if too lazy, use a ‘water-pick’, which is good for sensitive gum, too).
    5. Swish water VERY HARD inside mouth and through gum. Spit and repeat until chem-suds disappear. Try tilting head side-ways (cheeks parallel to sink) to get water as far back of mouth, near molars, as possible.
    6. Use chem-gargle, if needed to extra breath protection.
    7. Test breath on willing subject. Good luck.
    8. If no luck, use lots of natural, sugar-less breath mints. Stop eating aromatic foods, like garlic, onions and peppers!

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090408-Daily Diary

    Today’s cloudy. Gray, dark & white puffs. Rain on/off. Global freezing, really. Temp sunshine while napping in PM. AM Mass, McD, DeCa, Seafood City, p/u vacuum.

  • 20090322-Not Enough

    If u give more – food, money, etc., they like u but it’s NEVER enough! Showing off is a sin, i.e. if one can’t afford lifestyle. Why give evil eye 2 good folks?

  • 20090318-Twit Unit

    Old-man looked at the window, not getting up halfway to assist his disabled, wife holding walking cane & tray of food, dropped bowl of pusit: like father & son.

  • 20090310-Stuffed Cow

    Had 3-course meal: Dennys, Mayflower & Kim Tar. Owe them lots for free food. Still need job: applied to useless temp agencies. Will file BK if nothing happens..

  • 20090308-Double Gag

    Gagged @ 108pm yesterday while exercising & 110pm today-lunch. Been swallowing food & liquid into windpipe in error lately. Old-saying: someone thinks about me.

  • 20090307-Free Food

    Simon keeps feeding Bully-Boy, rendering him into an overweight keet, who walks like a duck. Obama’s plan will create lazy, fat people always asking 4 handouts.

  • 20090225-Your Food

    You prayed for mercy. I gave you love. Instead, you feared love. Then I gave you tears, hoping you’ll remember how you broke my heart. Will you try harder soon?