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Verklempt | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=verklempt

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I’m feeling a little “verklempt”!

Each time I watch Amy on DWTS, I get “verklempt”! I don’t know what comes over me. My my eyes get watery. Okay, tears were shed.

Anyway, I remember watching Linda Richman (played by Mike Myers) on SNL. The old crew members of/around his time were really funny/talented. Nowadays I don’t watch SNL because I don’t it.

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Urban Dictionary: Sharkology

*Off-topic definition: Last night, I told Das Squirrel that sharks are guardians of the seas/oceans. He cited a story of a swimmer being surrounded by two dozen dolphins until a lone shark, much like a lone wolf, has left the scene. Now I told the boy that a shark is designed by a/the Creator(s) and sharks are designed to clean up the seas/oceans. That’s why eating “shark fin” soup is totally nasty. It’s removing a/the Design and that’s not nice.

Frignorant | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frignorant&defid=7625605

frignorant

Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc… Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.

That was so frignorant!!!

You are so frignorant for doing that!!

fucking
friggin
ignorant

by kimmiewho March 09, 2014

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Don’t be frignorant especially of those “sheep” in “wolves” clothing. These rebellious spirits spin-off as “love and light” by pacifying truth-seekers with frignorance. Usually irrational/unproven data-sets hand-picked by charlatans and carefully crafted by “writers” in such as way to give the appearance of solid “evidence”. Whatever…

Urban Dictionary: MEMES

“Memes (rhymes with dreams) are similar to a computer virus, in the way they spread quickly over a network, or group of computers. The difference is that they are a sort of virus of the human mind. An idea, or thought that spreads quickly, or one that occupies your thoughts that is tough to remove.

Begining a chant at a ball game or rally. A new dance craze. A song that you hear that you just can’t get out of your head.

by BigT May 06, 2005″

Hello boys and girls! Tonight’s word is “minister” [min-uh-ster]:

noun
1. a person authorized to conduct religious worship; member of the clergy; pastor.
2. a person authorized to administer sacraments, as at Mass.

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Let’s use the word “minister” in a couple of sentences:

• A “mini-ster” is a “miniature gangster” to the religious orders.

• A “mini-ster” sure could use platform shoes to “add” some height, such as “add-mini-ster”:

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Here is a sentence using the word “minister” from Urbandictionary.com:

“A Priest will touch little children, a Minister won’t.”

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Off-topic rant: My understanding is parishioners go to church and pray. I noticed in our local parish has lots of things to do. They say they are giving more: The more they give/big, the more they create something/expenses. Eventually, the people will get tired. That is what I do NOT like. It’s too much. Everything is settled: Priests hold the masses, give Sacraments, and collect money. I don’t think they (those who do NOT attend mass/worship in churches) need “help”, especially if they have everything, such as houses, computers, televisions, smartphones, whatever. For all I care, the priests can hire their own people instead of using volunteers, who are the slaves, pretty much. We volunteers got to be paid too, not so much recognition, which Father Peter expressed during a sermon one time, that the church is supposed to be reserved and not bragging. What of those who wish to remain anonymous? What happens to their “recognition”? Do y’all understand why I do NOT like attending “church”? Why not use the parents of the children who attend “private schooling” at this local parish? Surely, they are NOT too busy or too tired to participate. Sheesh!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Choirocracy

“1. Choirocracy
A form of Government used in choir where whatever the Choir Director says goes.
Altos you cant have the melody! This not a democracy it is a Choirocracy!”

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So last night, my fugly-ass, ear-candy says to us altos: “This time you have the melody. This is your chance to shine!”

“O, Nata Lux!”

Honestly, young “Luke”, the blue-colored, light-saber on your beige T-shirt seems much longer than in your dreams! Umm. Yeah. Quit teasing us old timers! We’re past those “sexual innuendos”. My god! Now I can’t sleep! Argh!

Choir Director | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choir%20director

‘1. choir director

There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.

Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.

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Well, I have a choir director and he gives me heaven! So, don’t crush my infatuation! Bahaha!