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  • Celebrate Celibacy Day

    Daily writing prompt
    Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

    20241229-2236. Here at Celibacy Holiday Casino we welcome y’all to come and celebrate being free from pornography or any sexual activity!

    No hand holding. No hugging. No kissing. No augmented reality, robots or toys. Nothing to remind you of addiction to love or instant gratification is allowed.

    You may engage in simple greetings and farewells.

    Must be fully clothes from head to toes. No burkas allowed.

    Adults only. Leave your kiddies at home.

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    Well, I’ll be damned. This holiday won’t work because if family matters then even the pets gotta be involved. I gotta work on this idea.

    That’s all. End 2241 PST.

  • Happy Woke Day

    Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

    I don’t know much about the “woke crowd”. All I know that each soul is allowed to experience life as humans. So upon rising in the morning and after a good night’s sleep, I would thank the AllFather for allowing me the opportunity to exist for another day. And any time I learn something new would also be a cause for celebration!