Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Month: January 2015

  • 1-22-2015 | Dream | A Murder Mystery In England And Waking Up Grinding My Teeth?

    Gnashing your teeth, too, eh? Might want to get a “night guard” from your local dentist.

  • Pope Converts To Islam After Near Death Experience

    That’s wrong! So the dead pope does an OBE and sees the Almighty to a religion that kills innocent Christians. My beef with his “revelation” is why settle for 72 cousins when he could have all of them, including lesbian virgins. Just saying.

  • 20150122-Prompt Me

    In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Fireside Chat.”

    That’s easy! I’d like a fire side chat with John Jr. He’s a dream blogger. Then there’s others online that don’t really interact with me but probably occasionally, like Mews, Dork, and maybe Yesa my only other cousin that seems to want a lot from us lately.

  • 20150121-Prompt Me

    In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Two Right Feet.”

    I’d have to wake up at six in the morning, hose down/wash up, get dressed, boil water/eat oatmeal, greet parents/parakeets, takeoff around 0650, on order to clock in 0730, so I could leave 1600.

    I used to drink lots of coffee, but that’s only placebo and contributes to gout. The best way to ensure a smooth day is for me to get at least eight hours of sleep. That means I’m sleepy around 2100.

  • 20150121-1822-Aside

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    Continental Tires

    Behold! Tonight, I bought four new tires at America’s Tires, Co with the help of Tim G. Others helped explain the process very well. Dad and I waited for approximately 25 minutes and that’s because it wasn’t busy like the weekends.

    “I have a flat that needs repair and I have an account!” So, Tim went out with me and saw that the old tires expired ten years, first week of this January! So they couldn’t service it.

    “I want luxury tires like the Mercedes Benz and its Continental Tires. I don’t want sports tires!” I was getting stressed.

    I bought Yokohama to replace my Kumho because it’s rated high and is affordable and popular for that company.

    I’m not particularly brand conscience but want to go over the bumpy roads like butter. The ride was smooth enough and the grooves deep, too.

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  • 20150120-Prompt Me

    In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “A Moment in Time.”

    The last photo is took was three days ago. The photo was a wall clock by the Audubon society. Each hour has a picture of a bird. Upon each hour, the clock would make the sound of the pictures bird.

    But on that day, the battery barely operated the second hand clock. The back of the clock is open and reveals one slot for the hand movements. Another slot containers two batteries for making the sounds.

    I removed one of the batteries from the sound and replaced the dying battery. I then adjusted the time from ten o’clock, the time my auntie Aida OBE from the Earth-plane, to the correct time.

    The clock is located in the room where little sunlight is strong enough to power the light sensors, which activates the bird sounds.

    It’s a nice clock for telling time. It’s made out of hard plastic though.

  • Slippery Slope Theory Confirmed By Legalization Of Gay Marriage In Illinios

    I disagree. The point behind human marriages is to create life and more of it for welfare recipients and future taxable slave, err, wage earners and that’s between a human male and a human female of breeding age. Anything beyond that is, well, gross! Just saying. 😀

  • 1-19-2015 | Dreams | Hercule Poirot And Pea Coats | Gang Members Trying To Murder Me

    Leather-wearing gang members, funny. As for being targeted, that’s NOT good. The last assassin could have staged his death and won’t have to worry about being killed for a failed attempt. Just saying.

  • 20150119-Prompt Me

    In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Re-springing Your Step.”

    Would you believe that taking a nice warm shower/bath after one week of homelessness does wonder? Yup.

  • 20150118-2329-Aside

    David. I sensed he’s an agent, 429. Mom doesn’t like him. Couple of times, he was shirtless while Yesa and I chatted via Skype. Gross!

    Creepy relationship. We don’t know what he sees in that butterball. There’s a lot of that happening between the Aussies and Pinoys.

    He wants to retire in the Philippines and probably in the recently built house designated under my name.

    That same house where my late Auntie Aida used to live and starved to death because Rico took the food money for his family and himself.

    I don’t know who those people are, though they are my relatives. I’m not interested in getting involved in other people or their affairs.

    Seriously, I’ve nothing to do with them. And those twosome wants to visit us here in May but still owe my parents a loan. Weird, see?

    Mom sensed she is up to something and is using the guy for the opportunity to raise up their family or something from poverty that she’s trying to get us involved.

    Poor guy is a driver. Driving chickens to their demise. It’s a job, I guess. He’s helpful to her. But for how long? A guy with grown children. How could he?

    In the past weeks or so, we’ve been having Skype connectivity problems. This was around time of that South Korean hacking.

    So to the FBI/whoever, I don’t fucking care who the fuck these people are. Once again, I have no idea why these “agents” are continuing to target us.

    I’ve already subtly/discreetly flicked him off with my middle finger and flashed him the Satanic horn sign for him to bug off.

    Bunch of reptilian parasites! Fucking bugging and begging money from my parents. Fuck! Don’t bother us with your financial problems!

    Don’t trust anyone, folks. Just smile, back/turn/walk slowly away, and then run really fast! Never look back!

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  • 1-17-2015 | Dream | A Russian Military Victory Against American Special Forces/The United States Of America

    Definitely get a pea coat one size larger or loose enough to wear a thin sweater underneath. As for the color, it depends. If you want to go stealthy, stick to the darker color. If you’re a more flamboyant personality, go for the rainbow/colorful ones. As for you being a comrade, I guess you could trust your Russian friends. But then again and like you said: hope for the best/prepare for the worst.

  • 1-18-2015 | Dream | A Library And A Bad Storm/Hurricane And An Alien Attack Semi-Lucid Dream?

    A library is supposed to be silence/without music. Again, you probably could control the outcomes of your dreams. I’ve read online articles which suggest that aliens/whoever hide in clouds. Again, you got toilet references. Maybe you’re drinking too much water prior to bedtime. Definitely stop arguing/fighting and work together.