Month: January 2015

Document – Examination of Conscience – Created Jan 01, 2015

—

The above-referenced link lists eight of the Ten Commandments. I wonder what happened to the other two missing commandments. Below each list are questions, which I’ll answer below:

-I rant, rave and pay everyday.
-I’ve dabbled.
-I received Holy Communion on any state.
-I’ve confessed data that no kangaroo court or governmental body could ever fix, period.
-I don’t know what’s God’s real/true name.
-I’ve cursed daily but kept my oath groats.
-I’ve used bad language, like XP2.
-I wished evil.
-I’ve missed Sunday masses and holy days many times.
-I still do chores on Sunday!
-I’m still rebellious.
-I care for these old farts.
-I’ve not neglected my parents.
-My family life is as of Christ.
-I definitely hold grudges, huh!
-I’ve fought with stupid/crazy people and desire them to hell.
-I refuse to forgive stupid/crazy people.
-I was disrespectful.
-I’ve harmed none.
-I don’t abuse drugs or alcohol.
-I don’t abort or euthanize.
-I’ve not scandalous but the next door neighbor has done so. Bitch.
-I’m still single but the next door neighbor had many affairs.
-I’m not interested in sex.
-I’m not envious buy the next door neighbor is.
-I’ve not consented to impure thoughts.
-I’ve don’t care for pornographic material.
-I’ve not done that either.
-I’ve engaged in sarcastic humors, jokes, etc.
-I wear Mom jeans.
-I practiced freedom.
-I don’t steal or damage.
-I’m honest enough.
-I can’t afford to gamble.
-I’m planning to donate to two birthday boys, or not.
-I don’t envy what’s a joke.
-I’m a bitter person.
-Yup.
-Not really.
-MAYBE.
-Sometimes.
-Always!

So you see folks, there are heavy “legalities” implied in these questions. The religious folks are required to report any crazy/stupid people. That’s why there are cameras inside the main church.

And to that Benjamin, quit being a spooks. My parents notice you’ve been attending noontime masses. Freak.