To Das Squirrel,
Last night, I saw the Sanpaku eyes of Mutha Fucka. She was responding excitedly to something I said but I can’t recall. Remember, she’s a dragon sign and these types can’t be wrong. In addition, she’s a Virgo, who is known to nitpick, meaning they have excellent attention to detail.
So yesterday when you dropped by our home unexpectedly and invited as usual, we noticed that your “boot cut” jeans were too long and the bottoms were in tatters and dragging along the floor and underneath your heals! That’s toilet filth, cloth cleaning inside the house.
We told you many times that it’s not correct. Yet, you expect us to go along with your choice, which is wrong. This makes you look insane and we sensed that others agree. Dad said it makes you look like a bum out of prison.
So, when and if you do show up to a Thanksgiving meal with us and as per your words yesterday, you’d wear normal pants. If you do respect your parents, you’d wouldn’t upset them countless times. Behave!
We didn’t invite you or your Twit Wifey. It’s your responsibility to make sure the elders are well but she hates us because if she does we’d hear from her more often but don’t. Why? Because it’s her culture?
And why do you think others like her? Because she’s folk of crap like you. Both of you value your friends. Maybe you can babysit other children if that’s the case.
Thanks a lot.
Evil Kitty
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