Flynn's Paws: My Thoughts, My Gripes

Month: September 2010

  • Annoy Coughings

    Around 9:30am, a Chinese guy coughed in my area. For the last time, you people are idiots! Just because I have dark hair and a Buddha head, doesn’t mean I understand your stupid culture of making your presence known by coughing your damn SARS in my airspace! Obama should haul your foolish butts to the health quarantine areas!

    • Chinoy. Maybe I’m part Chinese and Pinoy. I do possess slight epicanthic folds.
    • Nipponoy. Maybe I’m part Japanese and Pinoy. My profile view is VERY flat, like an OLD Japanese parishioner and her white husband. Plus, I can sing two animated cartoon songs in Japanese by heart!
    • Vietnoy. Maybe I’m part Vietnamese and Pinoy. I could live on Poh daily!
    • Thailanoy. Maybe I’m part Thailand and Pinoy, not the Tylenol pills. I’ll just put on lots of red lipstick and heavy makeup!
    • Asianoy. Maybe I’m just Asian and Pinoy.

    I’m sick of you uneducated people judging a book by its cover. Stop coughing whenever I walk by – you morons! Bah! Humbug!

  • Mine Chow

    I love Chow Mein. I love this noodle dish served either wet or dry. I could eat it plain or with vegetable and protein ingredients. The best part about eating food is with others.

    Prior to leaving for this morning’s mass, Maw asked:

    “Who wrote Obama’s health insurance reform bill?”

    She wanted to bring those people to justice for taking away social benefits and taxation of health insurance plans.

    I mentioned under my breath:

    “It was my idea.”

    In retrospect, I realize that not all people deserve or want medical intervention. Some would rather seek alternative health solutions and “go natural”. Some would rather spend their hard-earned pennies towards other goods and services. Some are so poor that they only have enough money for food.

    Like noodles, I wanted everyone to benefit and sincerely felt that a universal deal would have been the answer. It didn’t matter who paid the bills. People should not have to suffer an agonizing health problem and should be able to get the best medical treatment available.

  • Avoid Snooping

    For those who know my “agent name”, please avoid searching online. That includes the “Happiness Engineers”. Otherwise, you’ll end up on the “government’s list”! That is fair warning to you snoopers!

    For those who already know too much, you will NEVER know peace! You will have been triangulated. Your activities logged and monitored. You will not escape the scrutiny of the “watchers” watching your every move.

    In retrospect, I too used to be snooping online for people’s names and frankly, I don’t give a damn anymore. Some of the public information is better left to the those interested in doing background checks. It’s better to get to know the person, well, – in person!

    Data mining done via online will only create more confusion to those who have nothing better to do with their sorry lives. Posting silliness and nonsense on Facebook accounts is one such example of wasting time indoors.

    Plus, more creative people will tend to put a spin on their stories and thus spread “white lies” or falsehood to mislead the sheep deeper into the rabbit hole.

  • Prayers Phoned Home

    While the three of us digested dinner earlier tonight, Maw said to me:

    “The boy just lives a couple of minutes away. It’s bad of him not to visit us here!”

    At around 10:17pm, the boy phoned home! He thought someone from the main land line called his cellphone, which he rebooted. It showed that we had called him but we didn’t! Maw was already fast asleep. I was upstairs in front of the computer and chewing on cereal and milk from my plastic glass. He phoned again at 10:37pm to make sure we were the ones calling him earlier. I guess he got spooked by the reboot of his phone.

    I believe a paranormal phone call was placed from our phone number to his phone number; so that he could call, leave a series of “Hello. Hello. Hello.” messages, which Paw deleted and assumed to have misdialed or forwarded a message in error.

    Time and time again, when Maw wants the boy to attend church or at least contact her, her prayers are almost always answered MYSTERIOUSLY, if not telepathically in a weird way.

    Apparently, her prayers won’t work on me because frankly I’m still stuck with these old farts and going nowhere in that dead-end, temp job from hell! F!U!

  • Nice Night

    Tonight is a nice night of a bright, shiny moon. It looks much bigger but then again I hardly star gaze because it’s too cold outside. The skies are crispy, clean and black and full of stars. I even saw a slow moving plane with its blinkers on and thought that it was a UFO. Things can be quite deceiving when one’s mind is full of imagination. I’d like to think the moon as a mother’s ring made out of pearl or a halo surrounding a mother’s head.

  • Sun Gazing

    Is that you up there? You are so beautiful! At around 4:00pm, I had to take my 15-minute break. And by doing so I went outdoors and noticed how crispy and clear the blue skies appears. There were some fluffy, puffy clouds in the distant horizon.

    It was the sunshine that caught my attention. It didn’t hurt to look at the sunshine through my prescription eyeglasses, which is coated with ultra-violent sunblock. But I closed my eyes and did see some flashback of the usual purple colors.

    I took my deep breathes of the COLD wind and realized that my love and my heart was already happy just to get TF out of the damn place and soak in some warmth and get some much needed circulation to my lower extremities by walking briskly around the building.

  • 20100922-More Spooks

    At around 11:00am, the ugly buck teeth – Ph@n L. – coughed loudly near my cubicle area. The G00k is so nasty and has no respect for other cultures. I hope he rots in hell. Obama should haul them away in quarantine. They take their cellphone calls as if everyone cares to hear what stupid things they have to say. Do you know what? I hope we temps don’t get hired with a bunch of losers. They are all bastos.

  • Male Ordered

    On Sunday afternoon, Maw saw a white guy unload some grocery from his white Toyota pick-up truck for his Chinese girlfriend, who lives across the street with other people. Maw said these women are typically good at throwing themselves at anyone, just to have someone, which is how another boy (and most white guys) get to be married.

    I thought to myself: She must have been on a catalog somewhere – a mail order bride. I’m thinking again: There goes the breeding program.

    While finishing up my post lunch walk around 1:15pm, I was about to turn left into the back parking lot. There was a dark-haired, darklight-skinned, short, thin-framed, Asian Indian guy with narrow jawline and pock-marked face.

    He was up and down the cul-de-sac road. He was walking back towards me while talking on his cellphone with someone else. I overheard him ask:

    “Where do you meet these women?”

    “What is your going price?”

    I thought to myself:

    “Was I supposed to have hear that?”

    As I rounded from the sidewalk into the back parking lot, I said slightly under my breath and a little bit louder:

    “Losers! Losers!”

    I heard him say:

    “Excuse me!”

    I thought the guy was hard of hearing because I was being too loud. Come to think of it, as I blog, maybe he meant that for me! Hah!

    Anyway, if the company wants to identify this possible “human trafficker”, he was wearing an un-tucked, red-colored shirt. The length of that shirt went far below his small dark butt. He was wearing slacks if not blue jeans.

    We crossed paths in front of the camera to the side where the shipping and receiving area is located several times. There is also a side camera showing him coming towards me as I round the corner holding my BIG, Rose Chapel design umbrella.

  • 20100921-Trying Theme

    Bahaha! Have I gone nuts yet? Nope! Why? It’s because I’m trying a new theme here at WordPress.com:

    Fusion by digitalnature

    A flexible theme with a widget-ready footer, custom header image and menu. Layout options include flexible or fluid main column, choice of left or right sidebar, two right sidebars, or a full-width option with no sidebars.

    PROs:

    • Choice between Fixed and Flexible (my choice) widths!
    • Choice between Full Post and Excerpt (my choice); so readers are “forced” to click on the links – READ IT and WEEP!
    • Choice of four layouts: Right Sidebar (my choice), Left Sidebar, Two Right Sidebars, and No Sidebar (Use footer widget area).
    • Choice of uploading header of exactly 980 x 148 pixels. I used the “path.jpg” image.
    • Supports one (1) Theme location, which is the primary navigation for Custom Menus/Links.
    • Supports footer widget area. Using four widgets is recommended by moi.
    • Shows time-stamp on single view of blog/post entry!
    • Features colorful “mouse-overs” (not fly-bys).

  • Trying Theme: Fusion

    Bahaha! Have I gone nuts yet? Nope! Why? It’s because I’m trying a new theme here at WordPress.com:

    Fusion by digitalnature

    A flexible theme with a widget-ready footer, custom header image and menu. Layout options include flexible or fluid main column, choice of left or right sidebar, two right sidebars, or a full-width option with no sidebars.

    PROs:

    • Choice between Fixed and Flexible (my choice) widths!
    • Choice between Full Post and Excerpt (my choice); so readers are “forced” to click on the links – READ IT and WEEP!
    • Choice of four layouts: Right Sidebar (my choice), Left Sidebar, Two Right Sidebars, and No Sidebar (Use footer widget area).
    • Choice of uploading header of exactly 980 x 148 pixels. I used the “path.jpg” image.
    • Supports one (1) Theme location, which is the primary navigation for Custom Menus/Links.
    • Supports footer widget area. Using four widgets is recommended by moi.
    • Shows time-stamp on single view of blog/post entry!
    • Features colorful “mouse-overs” (not fly-bys).

  • No Help

    Will no one hear my cry of distress?

    • Concerns to H/R unaddressed.
    • Complaints to Police unfiled.
    • Reports to Feds declined unfounded.
    • Prayers to God unanswered.

    It seemed that we are on our own to make peace with ourselves and our enemies within.

  • 20100921-Sylphs Ahoy

    At around 3:45pm I had to take my 15 minute afternoon break. Lo and behold, there was a BIG sylph over the East Bay! I didn’t have my digital camera with me. Then when I left the building at 5:45pm, there were more sylphs cover most of the East Bay and disappearing towards the South Bay.

    Earlier I was thinking about tickling the sylphs with my white feather. My white feather brushed the whole skies of crispiness. The winds blew much colder and stronger during the presence of the almighty sylphs. I took a few pictures overhead our home a few minutes ago.