Month: April 2007

  • Spam-Wed, 4 Apr 2007 13:48:18 +0200 (CEST)

    “Mrs. Victoria Taylor” <vict001@waconlines.com> wrote:

    Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 13:48:18 +0200 (CEST)
    Subject: Hello Dear Beloved,
    From: “Mrs. Victoria Taylor” <vict001@waconlines.com>

    DEAR Beloved,
    I’m VICTORIA TAYLOR

    PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named
    person. I am married to Dr. Donald G Taylor A LIBERIAN but I’m now in
    Nigerian General HOSPITAL taking treatment for my sickness, who worked
    with U.S embassy in LIBERIAN for Nine years before he died in the year
    2002. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a
    brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were
    both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or
    get achild out side my matrimonial home because i and my husband love each
    other before he die.

    When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.5 Million (Eight
    Million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with A Bank Presently, this
    money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve FINANCE COMPANY
    Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three
    months due to my cancer problems.

    Though what disturbs me most is my stroke and hard hearing. Having known
    my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a
    Christian or Muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am
    going to instruct here in. I want church that will use this fund on,
    orphanages, deaf and dumb and poor widows propagating the word of God and
    to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to
    understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision
    because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband
    relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned
    money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this
    money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this
    bold decision.

    I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am
    going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord
    will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any telephone
    communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence
    of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know
    about this development. With God all things are possible.

    As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information, such
    as your full name, your full address, with telephone and fax number to my
    lawyer so that he will contact you as the legal owner of my fund before
    the bank will be transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in
    your country.

    I will also issue you a letter of a authority that will back you up as the
    real next of kin and the original- beneficiary of my fund. I want you and
    the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, you will
    also promise me that you will not seat on the fund when it gets into your
    bank account. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
    Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
    Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply
    will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for
    this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I
    stated herein. Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.

    Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
    Yours in Christ,
    Mrs. Victoria Taylor

  • Spam-Wed, 4 Apr 2007 13:45:08 +0200 (CEST)

    “Mrs. Victoria Taylor” <vict001@waconlines.com> wrote:

    Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 13:45:08 +0200 (CEST)
    Subject: Hello Dear Beloved,
    From: “Mrs. Victoria Taylor” <vict001@waconlines.com>

    DEAR Beloved,
    I’m VICTORIA TAYLOR

    PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. I am the above named
    person. I am married to Dr. Donald G Taylor A LIBERIAN but I’m now in
    Nigerian General HOSPITAL taking treatment for my sickness, who worked
    with U.S embassy in LIBERIAN for Nine years before he died in the year
    2002. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a
    brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were
    both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or
    get achild out side my matrimonial home because i and my husband love each
    other before he die.

    When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.5 Million (Eight
    Million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with A Bank Presently, this
    money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve FINANCE COMPANY
    Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three
    months due to my cancer problems.

    Though what disturbs me most is my stroke and hard hearing. Having known
    my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a
    Christian or Muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am
    going to instruct here in. I want church that will use this fund on,
    orphanages, deaf and dumb and poor widows propagating the word of God and
    to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to
    understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision
    because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband
    relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s hard earned
    money to be misused by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this
    money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this
    bold decision.

    I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am
    going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord
    will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any telephone
    communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence
    of my husband’s relatives around me always. I don’t want them to know
    about this development. With God all things are possible.

    As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information, such
    as your full name, your full address, with telephone and fax number to my
    lawyer so that he will contact you as the legal owner of my fund before
    the bank will be transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in
    your country.

    I will also issue you a letter of a authority that will back you up as the
    real next of kin and the original- beneficiary of my fund. I want you and
    the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, you will
    also promise me that you will not seat on the fund when it gets into your
    bank account. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
    Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
    Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply
    will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for
    this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I
    stated herein. Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.

    Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
    Yours in Christ,
    Mrs. Victoria Taylor

  • 20070404-Daily Diary

    All things come to pass.
    Burp and fart my stinky gas
    Dreaded card lass
    From my mouth and out my ass
    My perfection to surpass

    Email work lunch sends
    Sushi and saki with ‘friends’
    Resume depends
    New skill sets she recommends

    Campai attitude depends

    Two more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070403-Daily Grind

    Who the hell do you think you are?
    You are now my bleeding lone star.
    I’ve chopped your head off in my mind.
    Government sponsored felon kind.

    Read of my ‘anger’ from afar
    and about your oily black tar.
    You took the fall for your mankind.
    Sick and tired to jail remind.

    You taxed OUR patience for your crimes
    and for taking our hard earned dimes.
    Finders, keepers, losers, weepers!
    Time to meet the grimmest reapers!

    Three poems of dark in eight syllables and aabb pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070403-Daily Diary

    Family:

    ‘Paw’s fried rice and eggs
    Tastier while ‘Maw’ rests legs
    Empty stomach begs
    Saved from starving without kegs
    Daughter happy as fat pegs

    Nature:

    Smell metallic air
    Hurry into gray car mare
    Early morning swear
    Little clouds, light blue skies fair
    Metallic air stuck in hair

    Work:

    More crap of the day
    On Friday the thirteen way
    Smelly fish away
    Credit card desk disarray
    Felonious creep drafts delay

    VP of Finance
    Making noise as the tools dance
    Auditors in trance
    New manager won’t take chance
    I was right all along stance!

    Nature and Work:

    Lots of wispiness
    As the afternoon progress
    Noone to impress
    Amidst all the dumb work stress
    Lateral with no success

    Faith and Rant:

    Early evening sleep
    Cannot quit thanks to fat creep
    Silence of the peep
    Community service weep
    Not good news for PJ sheep

    Five more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070402-Which Ward

    ‘Forward Ever, Backward Never’
    Campaign slogan — unknown clever
    Headless body — heartless sever
    People always starving fever
    Eying on their OIL endeavor

    Another political poem regarding an election of five-lined stanza in eight syllables in monorhyme. (The opposition won, by the way).

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Mon, 2 Apr 2007 20:36:52 +0900 (JST)

    bceao bank <info_bceao_bank_013@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:

    Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2007 20:36:52 +0900 (JST)
    From: bceao bank <info_bceao_bank_013@yahoo.co.jp>
    Subject: CENTRAL BANK OF WEST AFRICAN STATES.
    To: info_bceao_bank_013@yahoo.co.jp

                              .                         CENTRAL BANK OF WEST AFRICAN STATES.                                         From the desk of: Mr. Johnson Philipe Audit Department Biao Bank-Cote D’Ivoire 8,Avenue Joseph Anoma 01 B.p Abj-Ci. Web: www.biao.co.ci / Email: http://us.f343.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=info_bceao_ci2001@myway.com                        RE: NOTIFICATION. Attn.   From the records of outstanding foreign transaction due for payment  with the federal Government of Cote D’Ivoire your name was discovered as next on The list of the outstanding transaction who have not received their payments.   As a result of the high-powered investigation ordered by Mr.Charles Konan Banny, the Governor of the Central Bank of West African States on the activities held on the Central Bank of Cote D’Ivoire and the Government institutions as it concerns foreign transaction payments.   Therefore, be advised that you are been contacted by the Central Bank of Cote D’Ivoire Authority based on one of the foreign transaction cases that has long been overdue for payment.   Noted that your representative in the country have been extorting money from you in different guises in the name of processing their payments / inheritance and at the end it end up complicating issues.   By this Letter of Notification, Be informed that after due consultation with board of directors ‘BCEAO’ ‘BIAO’ the Apex Bank, we have resolved that your fund should be transferred from this Central Bank of Cote D’Ivoire to hit your nominated bank in your country. This measure has become imperative because of Financial Fraud going on in the country involving banks and individuals and the world in general.     You are therefore warned to desist forthwith any form of communication with an individual(s) or corporate bodies until your fund is finally wire transferred into your nominated account. This measure is imperative to avert any form of complication during the course of transfer.
    In this verge, You are therefore required to reconfirm to this bank your informations as stated below to enable us facilitate the transfer process accordingly.   1.YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS. 2. DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.  3. YOUR BANK CORDINATES. 4.YOUR DESIRED FORM OF PAYMENT 5.AMOUNT TO BE TRANSFERED.
    This management are therefore apologized you for any form of delay this might have encountered you in the course of the transfer. We are poised to serve you better.
    We are Waiting for your prompt response as to enable the immediate action.   Regards.   Mr.Johnson Philip Audit Manager Biao Banque Internationale Abj- Cote D’Ivoire.

  • 20070402-Daily Grind

    Stick your happy pills up your ass.
    Send more lies like federal nail.
    Split me up to comply with tools.
    Stick me in the credit card pile.

    Two former tools of ‘zoo crew’ lass!
    Too much work for one without fail.
    Two more jobs stupid fools.
    To complain to my lawyers file?

    Two poems of dark in eight syllables and abcd pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070401-Daily Diary

    Early morning rise
    Rubbed my groggy tired eyes
    Palm Sunday surprise
    First time use per my advice
    Purple wheelchair with despise

    Rolling Maw along
    Defiant red cane stick strong
    Boring Gospel long
    In the blue skies trails of wrong
    Birds sounding their warm spring song

    Spit bad thoughts like pooh
    Filter out what may be true
    Ate burritos two
    Listened on how to make stew
    Couldn’t remember; no clue

    Beckon sleepy head
    Excused myself off to bed
    Four hour nap spread
    Four hours blog, poems read
    Downstairs again for late bread

    Pamper grown baby
    Wheelchair and the old lady
    Always slave not free
    Do this and that or maybe
    Stop my thoughts of sad banshee

    Patience of Old Paw
    Works as a lone gardener
    Quiet with no stir
    Bundled up in cotton fur
    Nothing to stop or deter

    Six more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

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  • 20070401-Dream Journal

    1. Unknown day
    Hugged a dark-haired guy
    A philosophy teacher
    Among many rooms

    2. One day this week
    To his left a girl
    A short one with long dark hair
    Walking hand in hand

    3. Following day this week
    Flipped my long dark hair
    Saw myself walking away
    Without any care

    Three more samples of haiku poems.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved. (more…)

  • 20070321-Jon Jerk

    Decade old remark
    Said to me, ‘Joan of Arc’?
    My blue eyed guy bark
    A small town of ‘two-cats’ mark
    Par l’honneur and a dog park

    Remembered a dark
    Place bikers hang out like sharks
    Listened to his hark
    More than librarians stark
    In his happy arm to lark

    A southern most town
    Driven up the hilly brown
    Statue end by crown
    Old land workers home worn down
    Millionaires home all around

    As memories drown
    Hand his flowers with a frown
    Momma’s boy that clown!
    Phone slammed in my ear — cut down
    No tattoo or wedding gown

    A poem of four tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved. (more…)

  • 20070401-April Days

    He arrives upon a donkey
    Waving palm trees of victory
    For freedom

    Eli, lama sabachthani
    Upon the Skull within the three
    His sad mom

    Arise for all eternity
    Standing among the Infinity
    All is calm

    Three poems in 8-8-4 syllables and with aab pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.