Important stuff — Open letter

Dear readers,

Please always check back for my constant weblog post edits: proper spelling, grammatical error, and simple errors along the way. I’m NOT the best writer as my rants are random and NOT very thoughtful of your allergies against the truth, the whole truth, and NOTHING but the truth. So help y’all, dear God!

So, if y’all happen to experience any symptoms of hurt feelings and whatnots, I don’t care! Y’all can go away and do NOT come back, EVER! Though I try to avoid any offense, that’s NONE of my problem. Furthermore, any business of mine is NOT yours and vice versa. Okay?

I do NOT make money off these weblog posts and I have way TOO much time to blog about my problems, which is probably meant to inspire your lousy lives anyway; since y’all have the time to read this much trash.

Anyway, I wish y’all good health and a blessed journey as I continue to rant and eventually I too will tire of sharing online. You may wish to do yourselves a favor and get off your derrieres; stay away from computers; and enjoy the outdoors.

Sincerely,

Flynn B.