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Month: January 2011

  • 20110125-Health Heys

    I could cry! This company actually “resolved” one of my many “non-IT help desk tickets”, except the friggin’ noise making, lock clutch at the back door! Today, we got a new GOJO Industries, Inc.® — Skin Health and Hygiene Solutions from the inventors of PURELL®. The soap feels good and foamy white, too. My hands don’t feel dry either.

    Awhile ago, we got enMotion® – Brands – Georgia-Pacific Professionals Automatic Touchless Dispensers. It’s the blue colored one. When it is dispensing, the red-colored light at the middle comes on. One could easily take less then allotted and it stops! For whatever reason, these Asians don’t know how to take only one paper towel. Instead they take more than enough for one eating or cleaning! They are wasting!

  • 20110125-More Spooks

    Well, the MOSTLY Asian guys are asking JenJen, the slow slug, to work on more stuff. I’ve emailed Steve last Friday that my workload is pretty much nothing. Even Hoan expressed during lunchtime last Friday that he feels the client won’t hire full-time because there’s nothing else to do. He continues to give me the creeps: That old man has nothing to do but smile, wave and greet briefly.

    As for Steve-san, he is a pusshead, too. Yesterday, he pretended not to see me en route to the mini-lunch room but instead talked to an older guy (who is the same height) about the red apple that he was holding. Hai, Steve-san! You balding, old fart! Go on and have your giggles with JenJen.

    Yesterday, I received an email from another temp agency on the prospect of a temporary job assignment with another billion-dollar client and sent my resume a few minutes later. But, I’ve not signed any paperworks (W-2, etc.) with this temporary placement, which is really a troll to find out about my job background. So Obama and pals can figure out why I’m still working with these losers instead of investing elsewhere.

  • 20110125-Weathery Ways

    Today is beautiful! The skies are crispy, clear and blue. There is not a cloud in the skies. Black crows caw from the street lights. And I’ve been finished with work after one hour of logging in.

    Yesterday, there were lots of sylphs! During my mid-afternoon walk, I saw two SINGLE wings over the East Bay. Although the sunshine was blotted out by a hazy cloud-like sylph, the walk was brisk and chilled. I like it though because I saw more dandelion roars among the freshly cut grass.

  • God’s Hungry

    Yesterday while attending morning mass, my mind was wandering again. This time it was about God and what food he’d like to eat. But the type of food is the form of “humans”.

    Based on MyPryamid.com, here is a list of what I think God would like to have for his meal and what types or groups of people would fulfill the various ingredients:

    Grains: Bread, cereal, crackers, rice or pasta.

    • Bread-Aish: Muslims.
    • Cereal: Americans.
    • Crackers-Matzo: Jews.
    • Rice/Noodles: Asians.
    • Pasta: Italians.

    Vegetables: Dark green veggies, orange veggies, dry beans and peas.

    • Salads: Vegans.

    Fruits: Variety of fruits. Fresh, frozen, canned, or dried fruits. Fruit juices.

    • Fruits: Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender.

    Milk: Low-fat or fat-free milk. Lactose-free or other calcium sources.

    • Milk: Fat cows wearing “moo-moos”.

    Meat & Beans: Low-fat or lean meats and poultry. Bake, broil or grill. Fish, beans, peas, nuts, and seeds.

    • Bar-be-que: Africans.
    • Buffalo wings: Native American Indians.
    • Long-pork: Pacific Islanders.
    • Diniguan (blood pudding): Filipinos.

    Extras:

    • Soups: Pirates.
    • Spices: South Asian Indians.
    • Ice cream: Eskimos pies. I love that stuff!

    —

    So while researching online for Muslim dietary guidelines, I came across a generic article for Halal:

    Halal (Arabic:حلال, ḥalāl; means lawful or legal) is a term designating any object or an action which is permissible to use or engage in, according to Islamic law. It is the opposite of haraam. The term is used to designate food seen as permissible according to Islamic law (Sharia, الشريعة الإسلامية).

    Based on my culture, I see that we Americans injest various foods that pollute one’s health and spirituality.

  • 20110124-Notable Quotes

    After reading the latest SINGLE article from the WW, I was already pissed off from reading about self-empowerment through love and light and about self-denial thought lies and deceits. The information overload from online just sent my thoughts skyward — above my head and through the ceiling. About three minutes or so ago, a single sound of a “pop” confirmed my pissed off thoughts.

    Do you remember the action, adventure, American television show: “The A-Team“? Do you remember the big black guy with the Mohawk, hair cut and heavy gold jewelry? This is what I kept hearing from my inner voice:

    “What are you talking about, fool?”

    So when I view Obama‘s “State of the Union” speech tomorrow, that’s all I’ll keep hearing Mr. T ask of him: “What are you talking about, fool?”

  • 20110124-More Spooks

    Is it wrong to make fun of people? Not really. But that’s what I do at this “temp job from hell”. Here are a few chuckles of mine:

    • “If he walks like a duck, he has got to be a [dûc].”
    • “Why do real pigs look better than unsmiling faces of serious folk with pig-like nostrils? It must be traditionalists.”
    • “Their demonically-downturned eyebrows must mean they are warriors. Or simply they are pissed off or haven’t gotten the correct tweezers.”

  • 20110122-Daily Topic

    What are three things you can do to be a better friend to the people in your life?

    1. Food — Prepare better tasting recipes. Cook a meal.
    2. Clothing — Sew better looking clothes. Knit a hat and scarf.
    3. Shelter — Build a better loving home. Buy a real property and a house.

    Reference: NaBloPoMo — National Blog Posting Month

  • Prompts 1

    What are three things you can do to be a better friend to the people in your life?

    • Food — Prepare better tasting recipes. Cook a meal.
    • Clothing — Sew better looking clothes. Knit a hat and scarf.
    • Shelter — Build a better loving home. Buy a real property and a house.

  • 20110124-Daily Post

    Topic 26: What’s your idea for a perfect Sunday?

    A perfect Sunday is at home, where I’ll be sleeping in. The sunshine rays would filter through my window and I’d wake up gradually to a nice sunshine-filled day. I would make the usual breakfast of either oatmeal or burrito; talk to the parakeets and blog online.

    This day would be different because there would be a clay bath waiting for me — someday because I never had a clay bath before in my life. I would sit in the tub and relax. Then I’d sleep some more.

    Maybe someone would bring me some snacks while I continue detoxifying in this mineralized clay bath. Of course, my bathtub would have a view of the skies; so I could enjoy the beautiful weather — see clouds drift and bird fly.

    Now what’s a Sunday without a view of a sunset over a cup of hot cocoa and someone close by to share the moment? Bahahaha!

  • Spooky New Year’s

    I recall working during the New Year’s Holiday in the San Jose convention center. This was one year after my very first data entry job, which was formerlly located in Sunnyvale, CA. That was well over ten years ago. I was wearing my “uniform”, which was black slacks, white shirt and a nice, red bow tie.

    I had a geeky looking SJPD by my side. We were handling live cash on the floor. It was an event of mostly Mexi/Latinos. And there was alcohol being served. My hearing wasn’t good back then and the walkie-talkie kept making noise. I didn’t care to answer.

    Suddenly, there was comotion downstairs. People were stealing fur coats off the rack. There was no security guard available. All temporary workers had to come and help intercept the stupid Mexicanos who were stealing these animal fur. One Mexicano man was placing a long white fur coat on his lady’s shoulder. They should be punished by God for dishonesty.

    All I did was take down the names and phone numbers of some white folks who lost their personal property. I truly felt sorry for them. All I could tell them was we will try our best. The poor old, white lady, who was to my right had both her hands to her hands:

    “I’ve never did/had this/happen before!”

    In my mind, good riddance! I was an adovate for the dead animals. The organization was the “March of Dimes”.

  • 20110124-More Spooks

    After posting an eye witness testimony of my VERY first UFO online (once here on my weblog and twice on two separate OPEN forum disucssion board) yesterday, I was watching FoxNews Shepard Smith. It was during lunch today and I saw how TPTB are trying to cover up UFO activity over the Bay Area.

    Their punch-line (or a slap in my face) was that of a drone used by investigators to spy on citizens. The sounds of this machine are so minimal, noone would notice the presence of spies over their very neighborhood. I call this news topic bullsh^t.

    I know what I saw could have been at least one mile in length! From my backyard in front of me and relative to the Mt. Hamilton hills to my left, the rice-shaped object was white in color, not a black-colored, R2D2-shaped bot as protrayed on FoxNews about one hour ago!

    I’ve a feeling this “UFO” didn’t “cloak off” but actually passed into a much larger space ship via a brown, smoky distortion against an otherwise, VERY crispy, clear blue sky yesterday! I saw how it turned to its “left” and I saw it buttock of grayish and horizontal, too!

    To Obama and pals: If you want to disclose the presence of UFO and/or your anti-gravational devices, please do so ASAP. Because I want to buy a new car that lifts off the ground, not touches it! I’ve read how battery-powered cars don’t fair so well in extreme weather temperatures. So go figure and stop covering up!

  • 20110124-Being Bored

    Well at 10:00am, I’ve finished my work. So far, there is no “real” backlog to be done. My other task has been completed through the end of this month, which is “just in time”, of course. All I could do is piss off, drink my decaffeinated coffee (so I could sleep tonight) and browse the internet online, which is mostly Yahoo! News.

    I went home for lunch because I friggin’ forgot my favorite, black-colored Scketchers sneakers, which was sopping wet from washing the car last Saturday. I cannot walk without my sneakers and enjoy the beautiful weather!

    Mainly, I wanted to tell Maw about her niece overseas after receiving an email from her. She claimes to have called our MAIN home number. But our AT&T Caller-ID feature did not indicate an international call from her. I didn’t have the heart to ruin Maw’s day. My maternal relatives say she gambles!

    The friggin’ fat blob (with her fat and boobs sticking out — as can be seen on my Facebook account) is trying to sell OUR rice field for the medicine of the stroke victim. I know she wants US to pay for the transfer of title via one of her “business client” (or pimp for all I care); so she could get a VISA to go to Australia and meet an old white guy, a reptoid really from the looks of his face and facial bumps.

    With my stomach full of Maw’s freshly mashed potato with garlic, broiled fish fillet in lemon juice and oyster sauce, steamed dumplings and TLC, I’m here blogging about my life. I think I’m getting fat as a result.