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Month: May 2009

  • 20090531-Begone Demons

    From the 1973 horror thriller movie, The Exorcist:

    The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you.

    That’s correct, DC. Over the past few days, I’ve been thinking about splashing holy water and chanting something over and over again towards EMO, just to rid her of the daily demons in the form of complaining, crying, whining and nagging, all of which in turn torments moi and OCD, whose personality and thick bloodline runs its course more expressly in moi with the other half struggling to make itself presence more obviously nicer.

    Today she is much better as she gardened out front, cleaning up her eggplants, tomato and peppers earlier and snips off the good leaves of spinach, a heaping load of which I filled arms with the New Zealand variety growing wildly from our backyard.

    Prior to the spinach trimming I went ahead and fertilized the two lemon trees of 3′ to 4′, tilling the soil with a red-colored hoe of many years. I continued to visually send something, anything, positive to her bio-unit and counteract her usual negativity about everything purposely created from her medicated thoughts. The key is to keep her busy and distract her from past pain and sufferings.

    Last night and probably for the first time but mostly out of realization for my lack of mercy and understanding to forgiven the poor guy, did I send a boost to OCD from head to toe. The old man needed healing, too, if there is still a chance to rid him of his passive-aggressive tendencies as an un-compassionate, un-cooperative, soul-less humanoid.

    It’s difficult for a mutable, Virgo sign of maternal disposition to keep the family together by keeping the peace while holding down her tears to live with a stubborn, bully-headed Taurus, a astrologically fixated sign, of course, who won’t CHANGE.

    As we try to learn to cope with each others short-comings, let this blog be a small lesson to y’all that demons do exist to make life unbearable to the point of divorcing love from the former loving, bio-units.

    Whereby men are programmed by a predominately misogynistic worldview and woman are scaring the living daylights of his emotional sides, which could be expressed as violence or as silence, leaving the appearance of an uncaring male figure-head, who does what men normally do in their caves with other sports enthusiasts or group-related activities involving bodily sounds meant to offend the most sensitive olfactory.

    As for us women, we run the show, seriously from cooking and cleaning to making life for the men either happy or miserable. Without the women, there is no mother. Without the mother, there are no men, who are really little boys in grown up bodies needing comfort for every dents and dings, loving once in awhile to make him happy and acknowledgment for small accomplishments like model making or flying planes.

    Demons begone! I compel you, now: Men control yourselves! Women control your mouths! And live happily ever after for being alone is creepy. If not, please move on without looking back. And find new bio-units to create your comfort zones together until the kids move out, if any. Amen. Hehehe!

    Copyright © 2009 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20090531-Baby Flies

    Baby keet flies! Held it, took off, crashed into kitchen window & glass of sliding backdoor & green plastic plant decor atop china cabinet, clinging behind cord

  • 20090531-Current Morn

    Today’s gray clouds & cold air. Bio-units behaved. Parakeets let out. Baby keet eating on own but still begs, crying loudly. EMO gardening out front. OCD eating

  • 20090531-Two Responses

    RE: In response to Yahoo! Email received on Saturday May 30, 2009 at 11:55 pm.

    To Chris (or ‘J@ck B!ll*’ of Florida):

    Chemtrail conspiracy:

    Chemtrails are actually contrails, its obsurd to think otherwise.

    I don’t have the data for air traffic to support photos taken with my digital camera of these alleged chemtrails.

    Contrails are entirely dependant upon atmospheric conditions such as temperature, air pressure, density and humidity, they are in fact ice crystals which have formed as a result of humid air passing through a hot turbine engine which condenses and then instantly freezes at the exhaust in air temperatures of around -60 degrees celcius.

    Okay, I’d like to see data provided from a non-interested third party, an external ‘auditor’, if you will, other than government funded activities from, say, the United States Air Force.

    Wind and air movement will then be a factor as to how long the contrail will retain its form along with the aformentioned factors.

    That appears true. I notice that these atmospheric anomalies would stay persistent when it’s windy below no clouds appear in the skies above my head.

    The conspiracy is a rather successful attempt at monetary gain by its authors as are many conspiracies and cause unnecessary panic amongst the ill informed public.

    I’m actually someone who is interested in reporting what I’ve observed in my immediate surroundings. And the only way for me to find sufficient evidence beyond a reasonable doubt is to think. This means for me to test on my own the environmental, healing products, such as orgone related devices, and arrive with my own conclusions.

    My photographs provide some ‘proof’ regardless of the money in the form of donations. Even if I should loose a few bucks to some would-be scammers, that is the spirit of capitalism here in the United States. I don’t know if a socialist country such as Great Britain would understand the beauty behind the design of freedom and justice for all.

    Now, as for fear mongering being spread to the general public, that’s like so old school. More and more people are waking up to the scare tactics behind pharmaceutical industry in cahoots with government bodies for allegedly poisoning people, a campaign to dumb down the bottom feeders and to control them into subservient slaves who can no longer THINK for themselves or fight for their sovereign rights of this planet. Meh!

    Faith:

    I notice that you attend mass for worship, it really doesn’t matter which of the thousands of gods it is that you worship but you’re wasting your time. If there is no right or wrong, as I also believe there is not, then this leaves little room for for any religion.

    True, there is no right or wrong. It’s right to exercise free-will. It’s wrong to upset the hand that feeds you, right? Since I live within a family unit that expressly believes in servicing their current religious organization with donations from their hard-earned pennies, I have no other choice but to ‘go with the flow’ or ‘dance with the tune’, all the while by rolling my eyeballs. My bad!

    Why does the universe need a creator? It may have created itself!

    I doubt that ‘God’ could possibly self-fertilize without a significant other (or mate of equal and opposite force) and not be a hermaphrodite. Besides, being ONE of its kind does appear to be a lonely existance. That is why we see, according to mainstream science, cells dividing upon itself, giving life to whatever species a creator has designed. It’s amazing how creation could ‘evolve’ into different forms of life.

    There is a paradox of nothing, it is that even nothing is something.

    Yeah, it’s like and ‘on-and-off-switch’: an conscious, awakened state and an unconscious, sleeping state. To remember or not. To be or not to be.

    There is also a paradox of an omnipotent being….

    Sometimes an omnipotent being could be infinitely small, almost like fractals.

    If God is all powerful, could (he) create a stone so large that even (he) couldn’t lift it?

    He created himself. He can destroy himself, too. Notice how some nations have nuclear power. See how devastating the effects are on all life, leaving desolation. But, oh hark! The living continues after death. So it is.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

  • 20090531-Noticing Numbers

    5/01: CA Lottery ticket – Mega # 33. Yday: Error on sales tax $1.33, Grocery bill $111.63. Tday: Time on cellphone after using toilet 3:11am. More frequently…

  • 20090530-Tonal Deaf

    @ 2355, heard distinct hum 4 about 10 sec. This was after thinking about his Di[an]etics & CoS, which eliminates escapees & how Mormons affected my life 4 9yrs.

  • 20090530-Heard Much

    TPTB 2 moi many times: ‘Everything’s good.’ OMG! WTF am I in such dire straits? Dear God! Man, are you mad? Will the dollar be made worthless like moi? Demons!!

  • 20090530-Bon Voyage

    Fr Michael will be leaving 4 Afghanistan next Fri. Wanted copy of tonite’s sermon. He prefers Archangel Michael, not St. Anthony-per EMO. Was thinking Mike then

  • 20090530-Character Building

    @ 1700 mass, Fr Micheal talked about Jimmy looking like him & Omar Bradley. Not having spiritual tools but Sunday’s gospel of love, joy, understanding, patience

  • 20090530-Disturbing Sounds

    Every nite 4 5min, POP makes deep throat sounds while brushing teeth. Imagery of hacking hairballs by cats or chucking up hamsters by snakes, like a movie, ‘V’.

  • 20090530-Feeling Sorry

    EMO 2 moi: ‘I feel sorry for you.’ Whatever, crone. I feel sorry for ur lack of control or peace w/in ur-self & others who will DISAGREE w/ ur negativity, hund!

  • 20090530-Ignorance Bliss

    Being oblivious to grand scheme of things & unaware of immediate surroundings is a child w/o curiousity that could kill a cat who has more than nine lives, meh.