Month: March 2007

  • 20070318-Write Woman

    How dare you ‘fund’-a-‘mentalist’!
    To behead us female writers!
    Must we send the fire fighters?

    Your barbarian ways have me pissed.
    Your ‘ragged’ minds are old and blind
    and leave your monkey shines behind!

    The Truth is not in naming names.
    Your ‘fat-was’ not meant to be here.
    You are NOT ALLOWED to cause fear!

    On behalf of our Mother Earth,
    please allow Her voice to be heard.
    This is my message from HIS word.

    A poem of four, three-lined stanzas of abb, cdd, eff, ghh pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070315-Daily Diary

    Faith and Family:

    Alarm knocks downstairs
    and wall pop sounded with cares —
    Eight A.M. day-mares?
    No Mom in sight who declares!
    Parents at church with prayers!

    After my full dress,
    I went downstairs to access –
    Nothing but plain air I guess!
    Sent my thank you – fast express
    The Invisibles transgress.

    Work:

    ‘Sickos’ to buy us
    Per this morning’s headline press.
    Two meetings impress
    Upon self-fulfilled progress
    which speculate with success.

    I’ll count on more stress
    And work hard to be the best.
    Can’t afford to dress
    And don’t care for I profess.
    I walked around in distress.

    Nature and Rant:

    After the meeting
    Took one pic of cloud fleeting.
    Called for one greeting
    At home a dinner sitting
    By nine P.M. completing.

    Five more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070314-Daily Diary

    Two flying geese thrill
    Slowly to west side with skill
    Moist morning and chill
    Waning moon of white fulfill
    Medium blue skies still

    Lots of wispiness
    Light blue skies feathered caress
    Many days of tendril express
    Praying Mother to us Bless
    Golden Face relief no stress

    Two more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070313-Daily Diary

    Flynn:

    Left early for lunch
    High noon with feeling poop punch
    Emergency hunch
    Relief on toilet bowl bunch
    Parent bought egg rolls for lunch.

    Dental office fix
    Paid one two five dollar ticks
    Souvenirs molds bricks
    Soft pink putty to hard brown mix
    Night guard for TMJ clicks

    Happy with a cluck
    Theft alarm hot – car stuck
    Time twenty no luck
    Called insurance then tow truck
    Thirty minutes wait – a schmuck.

    Faith and People:

    Hark! David John Munoz!
    Elder one ‘spoked’ deep blue eyes
    Santa’s white hair guise
    Magic touch – God’s friendly guys
    Sign of cross to clear blue skies

    Coffee money pour
    Happy smile rapport
    Garcia Senior.
    Called for bad and good news bore
    No more metal to the floor.

    Five more poem of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:42:40 +0800

    Mark Tony <marktony104@pcmail.com.tw> wrote:

    From: “Mark Tony” <marktony104@pcmail.com.tw>
    To: ballforrest@hotmail.com
    Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:42:40 +0800
    Subject: Dear Ball

    FROM BARRISTER MARK TONY CHAMBERS
    NO 12 ABAYOMI STREET
    VITORIA ISLAND
    LAGOS-NIGERIA
    PHONE NUMBER-234-80-26900937
    PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS:barrmarktony@yahoo.fr

    Dear Ball

    I am Barrister Mark Tony a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.Douglas Ball a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria and as well a one time secret agent in transferring money overseas for the Late head of state of Nigeria {Late Gen.SANI ABACHA}.Before his death On the 21st of April 1999 [my client,his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road in which all occupants of the motor died}. My client {Douglas}deposited as family belongings in a CONSIGNMENT {ie jewelries} the sum of $10m in First Inbank Bank Plc here in Nigeria for himself, with the hope of transferring it to his country as soon as he is on leave.

    Since his death I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

    After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank where these Consignment (Money) were Deposited. Particularly, the First Inland Bank Plc where the deceased Deposited the Consignment valued at about 10million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin within the next ten official working days.

    Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this Consignments(Money) valued at 10million dollars can be claim by you and then you and me can share the money. 40% to me and 60% to you I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this dealt through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

    Note that it does not necessarily matter, whether you are biologically related to the deceased or not. The fact that your name has something to do with his, is an express ticket to your assuming the kinship to the deceased.

    As you can bear with me, a next of kin to one, may be a Parent, Sister, Brother, Close Relative, Associate, Friend or even a Well-wisher. So, whether you are related to him or not is never a barrier to your kinship in the transaction.

    As a matter of urgency, if you are interested in runing this transaction with me kindly forward to me your information’s to enable me speed up the legal document that will prove you as the next beneficiary of my late client consignment and also use your information to write an application letter to the bank on your behalf for the release of this money to you.

    Your infromation’s as follows,

    1.Your full name
    2.Residential address
    3. Your private telephone number mobile phone number.

    Please get in touch with me by my email address private:barrmarktony@yahoo.fr or you can call me on my private telephone number 234-80-26900937 for more information to enable us discuss further.

    Best regards,

    Barrister:Mark Tony (Esq)

  • 20070312-Red Airs

    Brown river flowing
    From one pint chocolate chug
    More than three flushes
    Down the toilet with my hope
    Being stuck with these airheads

    I’m not excited
    to learn of their engagements –
    Two happy airheads
    Black sheep in love with themselves
    Don’t expect a big wedding.

    Potential mean aunt
    No such things as holidays
    Christmas or Easter
    For Buddhist philosophies
    Will deny their existence

    Projected anger
    Broom stick against parakeet
    For being horny
    Calmed the little beast to rest
    All is well for now I guess.

    A poem of four tankas.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved. (more…)

  • 20070311-Fly Black

    Black fly on white wall
    I bade it: ‘Leave – go away!’
    Eyes could not find fly.
    Black fly sat on green pillow,
    did not move and looked at me.

    My back scratching stick
    nudged the sleeping fly awake.
    Still fly did not move
    and was not ordinary.
    Scared fly jumped on my right thumb.

    A poem of two tanka.

    Author’s note: Occurred around 08:55PM-09:00PM.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070311-Daily Diary

    20070306:
    My poop is real
    and cannot be forced with deal
    until there’s a feel

    20070307:
    Emergency call
    Eleven-two-two crawl
    For a lie-censed fall

    20070308:
    What is up with that
    when someone says, ‘Crap?’
    It’s an utter trap.

    20070309:
    Satellite map of brown
    with airport westward of the town
    by a three crossed crown.

    20070311:
    Morning
    Garlic cloves were chopped.
    Browned in ‘ragging’ oil – it popped.
    Stored in glassware; – topped.

    More wispy clouds – no breeze
    Singing birds and blooming trees –
    Some trails gone with ease

    Afternoon
    Trace calls from spammers
    Twelve-two-two P.M slurs
    Dark ‘angers’ refers

    ‘Paw’ pulled the yard weeds
    ‘Maw’s hair cut; no handbag needs;
    Bargains on grown seeds

    Evening
    Washed with no soap bar
    Removed dirt, oil, grime and tar
    Vacuumed my gray car

    ‘Maw’ repaired my jeans
    by hand and sewing machines –
    waistline tight as teens.

    Ten more haiku poems in monorhyme.
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    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070311-Ode to Pie

    Ode to pie.

    Sigh
    Sweet food reply
    Cry
    Savory supply
    All for one when we see eye to eye

    Dish bake
    Two-crust, one-crust: crossed rake
    Naming pies some fake
    Golden stake
    Sweeter kind is cake.

    Vegetables or fruits, fish or meats
    Chocolate, custards, creams, cheese, nuts, sweets
    Bottom only crust – tart treats
    Slices served or bite-sized party eats
    Well cooked heats

    Pastry
    Sugar free
    Blind-baked no fillings – light, airy
    Butter puff glee
    Short, sweet, hot-water spree

    Dessert
    Clear the table alert
    Tooth decay flirt
    Tummy hurt
    Afters pert

    ‘Coffyn’ has more crust than willing.
    No pie-ing.
    Filling
    Eskimo or moon chilling
    Cream or topped pie throwing thrilling

    A poem of six stanzas in monorhyme based on the numerical value of π (pi) truncated to thirty (30) decimal places.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070310-Dream Journal

    20061122:
    Dreamt of a number
    First may be one, five, oh, won
    or one, six, owe, one.

    20061125 and 20061129:
    Two cross formations
    First four, large gold and white blobs
    Second small red blobs

    20070403:
    Dreamt twice five people
    Alicia or Alison
    Two to my left side
    One in front. One to my right
    poured liquid into her cup.

    20070304:
    Two gray colored sites
    Zero on top, one below
    Flight from left to right

    20070306:
    I had a dream one night
    About a winged flight
    From zero to one – twice stopping at the right ledge:
    A man with outstretched hands
    by the bright yellow sands
    on lower left of elliptic island’s pledge.

    A poem of four haiku, one tanka and one patterned after Robert Burns.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070310-Daily Diary

    Morning:
    Nature
    More wispy white clouds
    Over our house and beyond
    Blue skies no trail mix

    Pets
    Five birds remaining
    Cool shower then hair dryer
    Warmed under the sun

    Afternoon:

    Nature
    Large, wispy white clouds
    White trail bent to a bow
    Flight path towards south

    People
    Paw blowing the leaves
    Maw and her daughter eating
    Contentment supreme

    Evening:

    Nature
    Flying flocks of birds
    Thin wings over three dozen
    Wavy path to north

    Pods
    Unconcerned BratBoy’
    and gloating girl of airhead
    Thoughtless with no help

    Six more haiku poems.

    Copyright © FVDF. All rights reserved.

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  • 20070309-Daily Diary

    Evening Clouds:
    Light pink and blue skies
    Light purple trails of dragons
    Light blue disk shaped clouds

    Teacher Teach:
    Sifu and Sufi
    sat under a shaded tree.
    They are students too.

    Somas Minds:
    Some of us have minds.
    Then again we are nothing.
    Milky Whay tastes good.

    Three Numbers:
    The numbers five four
    Plus seventy-seven more-
    We are human Christ.

    Four more haiku poems.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.