Month: March 2007

  • 20070324-Faux Bling

    Leave the golden throne.
    Curious from that lone zone
    Fear exists alone.

    Run away frontier.
    Across the flat plain yet near
    Hate exists with fear.

    Create a day break.
    A special someone and mate
    Love overrules hate.

    Push then leads to shove.
    Another flowering dove
    Start over with love.

    Find time to restart.
    With some knowledge to impart
    Leave behind your heart.

    A poem of five haiku with first word of third line setting monorhyme for the next stanza.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070323-Daily Diary

    Unfinished poem about putting napkin around Mom’s neck for catch crumbs.
    After surgery of her right knee.

    Created Friday, March 23, 2007 4:44:51 PM
    Modified Saturday, March 24, 2007 2:49:38 PM

  • Spam-Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:59:06 +0100

    edward kelly <kelly_brr9@hotmail.com> wrote:

    From: “edward kelly” <kelly_brr9@hotmail.com>
    Subject: CONTACT MY SECRETARY
    Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:59:06 +0100

    Dear Sir,

    I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred
    under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay. Presently i’m in
    Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
    meanwhile,i didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in
    transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

    Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is FESTUS OKOH on
    festusokoh1@myway.com ask him to send you the total draft of $800.000.00
    which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to
    assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much.
    so feel free and get in touched with my secretary FESTUS and instruct him
    where to send the amount to you.

    Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the
    joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, Im very busy here
    because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having
    at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary
    on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
    FESTUS, He will send the amount to you without any delay.

    Regards,

    BARR EDWARD KELLY

  • Spam-Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:26:44 +0100

    mrs_terri_irwin@planare.it wrote:

    Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:26:44 +0100
    From: mrs_terri_irwin@planare.it
    Subject: Dear Ball………………Your Response Needed Please

    Dear Friend,

    I come in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs. Terri Irwin; Oregon
    born American citizen; widow to late Mr. Steve Irwin, the director of the
    Australia Zoo in Queensland, Australia, and host of Animal Planet’s series
    The Crocodile Hunter. On Monday,4 September 2006, My Husband died prior to
    a stingray barb that pierced his chest, according to Cairns police sources.For
    verification, click on this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

    Unfortunately before the death of my husband, we had a deposit with HSBC
    Bank in London, valued presently 2.45 million pounds Sterling, which we did
    not disclose to anybody but it’s within me, my husband and our private Lawyer
    in the UK. Because I am suffering from Cancer illness, I would want that
    the funds be transfered to my Country USA and from all indications my condition
    is really deteriorating and it’s quite obvious that I may not get better
    quickly or live long according to my doctors.I have pray over this before
    I contacted you.

    Cause I want you to have this funds transfered in your favor and have it
    invested in United State. I will offer you 30% of the funds, 10% for any
    expense that you may incure in the process of the transfer and the rest be
    contribute to the development of Church and Charity Organisation in America,
    Asia and Europe.

    Conclusively. I honestly pray that when this fund get claimed. It will be
    used for the said purpose, my private attorney in UK will be in charge to
    prepare all the legal accredited documentations that will authenticate you
    as the next of kin/will beneficiary to my late husband. Please get in touch
    with me through My Personal Assistant for more details, with the below Email:
    g_jerry2050@yahoo.com.au

    Thanks for your time and understanding.

    Best Regard
    Mrs. Terri Irwin

  • 20070322-Ideal Illegals

    It’s their rightful land
    Illegal to come in as planned
    Workers on demand
    Caretakers of soil and sand
    Cleaned air, fresh water expand

    Criminals to chop
    Allow the good and kind cop
    Open honest shop
    Drugs and alcohol must stop!
    Proud to mop or teach on top.

    No fear to loose jobs.
    Any kind than lazy slobs
    Honesty: no mobs
    Humble yet not being snobs
    Learn to share, report who robs

    A poem of three tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:34:05 -0700 (PDT)

    michael okado <michaelokadoy6k1@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:34:05 -0700 (PDT)
    From: michael okado <michaelokadoy6k1@yahoo.com>
    Subject: Hope to hear from you,
    To: michael okado <michaelokadoy6k1@yahoo.com>

    Good Day�
    � � � � � � First i must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction and i pray that my decision to contact you will be given genuine approval , considering the fact, not knowing each other before, it is my pleasure to write you, I am MICHAEL OKADO, the son of late CHIEF. ANTHONY OKADO. a native of Freetown, republic of Sierra Leone, west Africa. my father was a close friend/business partner to the deputy minister for mining and Natural Resource DR.EMMANUEL IKOLO. in Sierra Leone. until his dealt, he has been doing business with the minister and at� the same time representing him in all business correspondence both locally and internationally unknowingly. Before the dealt of my father, i been the only son, he told me that he had the sum of $22 million [us dollars] deposited with a private security firm in Ghana.
    � � � � � � � These funds were realized from the sales of gold dust. After my fathers death, i did search his safe and discover all the documents which my late father did use to deposit the money as consignment on his name on behalf of a foreign business partner unknown to me.
    Before his death he uses to business in Europe, Asia and America .
    � � � � � � � � The reason why i am contacting you is that i want to claim the funds as consignment from the security company as i am the beneficiary’s next of kin and you as my late fathers foreign partner who will receive the consignment on my behalf in your country, but the security company does not know the real content of the box because my father told them that the box contains gold and diamond and the box is sealed and look, The money shall remain in your custody till my arrival in your country.
    � � � � Meanwhile the money can be invested into risk-free profitable ventures and there shall be an agreement to protect my interest. I have all the documents to enable you claim the consignment from the security firm. To make this deal reliable need a commitment from you that it will be kept confidential, your telephone and fax numbers including mobile for easy communications, your permanent address as well as some form of identification. For your reliable assistance, i will reward you with 10% of the money . � � � � � � � I thank you in advance in anticipation for your assistance in enabling me achieves this goal. The nature of your business does not necessarily matter, please contact me if you are interested in assisting me.get back tome through this email address http://us.f343.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=michaelokadoy6k1@yahoo.com.
    Thanks,
    Michael Okado.

  • 20070321-Daily Diary

    Nature and Rant:

    Early morning rise
    At six with wide opened eyes
    To greet and good byes
    No traffic with clear blue skies
    By seven at work, quite wise

    Family and Work:

    Crap at work again
    Queried if happy explain
    Stressed angers contain
    No support to her complain
    No assurance from this strain

    Eleven half past
    Tried to finish old work fast
    Emailed long lunch cast
    Drove Mom waited behind glass
    Longs, food, bank to six at last

    Nature and Rant:

    Homeward slowly drive
    Lone cloud east mountain strives
    and good feeling lives
    Dumb sealed search warrant deprives
    Recycling plant survives

    Family and Rant:

    Summoned to make bed
    Worked with parents little said
    And rosary dread
    Dinner served until well fed
    Good evening my sleepy head

    Five more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070320-Daily Diary

    Work:

    Mindless compliance
    Hard-working word reliance
    Narrative science
    Meetings with my defiance
    Flick the Boogered alliance

    Whiteness covered rains
    Pelted twelfth floor window panes
    Pissed off and in pain
    Still stuck with these fool-filled vains
    Automatic lay-off feigns

    Nature:

    Saucers and dumbbells
    Evening clouds, blue skies, fresh smells
    More refreshing spells
    After stuck with these fools’ sells
    Cumulous cloud tells

    Family:

    ‘Paw’ re-hydrated brain
    More color to his face gain
    Water – don’t abstain.
    Reduces the aches and pain
    Dry coughs less but more to drain

    People:

    Man hated project
    Governed by burning Bush wrecked
    Spitting lies infect
    Helpless on closer inspect
    River bank of disrespect

    More lies from abroad
    His very being she clawed
    Fist clenched with tight jawed
    Moral and legally flawed
    Projects left in stupor awed

    Family and Nature:

    Plucked the red threads
    Whistled as parakeet sheds
    Bobbing of their heads
    ‘Maw’s cotton sweat pants of dreads
    Pulled like tire treads

    Seven more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • 20070319-Daily Diary

    Family:

    ‘Maw’ listened and sat
    To deep sleep of snoring brat
    Supine on bed flat
    Didn’t hear the pitter pat
    On marooned gold, parlor matt.

    Nature:

    Morning white chem-trails
    Works and sounds and sandwich sales
    Wispy clouds prevails!
    Purple clouds, long whales
    Medium gray blue of sails

    Faith and Work:

    Had a déjà vu
    At the P.M two five two
    With the cash apps crew
    Of getting to know her too
    Formers of the ‘Oh Yeah!’ zoo.

    Family:

    ‘Paw’ reports his drawl
    ‘Onion’s last minute phone call
    No help to recall
    Tongue stitches at two – a stall
    To teach, ‘NO!’ and with no fall

    Flynn:

    My tummy aching:
    Two days sleeping but waking
    Rumbling and shaking
    Ham, chicken, sausage taking
    Three, anti-site pills breaking.

    Five more samples of tanka in monorhyme.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

  • Spam-Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:46:22 +0000

    YAH LATIFF <tazanite65@hotmail.com> wrote:

    From: “YAH LATIFF” <tazanite65@hotmail.com>
    Subject: DIAMOND
    Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:46:22 +0000

    DEAR,

    I AM MR.YAH LATIFF, ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOME LEGAL
    BUSINESS WITH YOU WITHOUT YOU SPENDING ANY MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET AS AN
    INDIVIDUAL /AS BODY.AM INTO DIAMOND & TAZANITE SUPPLY WHICH I USUALLY SUPPLY
    COMPANIES AND INDIVIDAULS AROUND THE WORLD, BUT THE PROBLEM AM HAVING IS
    THAT AM RESIDING AS AN ASYLUM SEEKER IN SOUTH AFRICA WHICH AM NOT ALLOWED TO
    RUN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS OR TRANSFER IN MONEY OR TRANSFER OUT MONEY FROM
    SOUTH AFRICA, UNDER THE LAW SECTION 22 OF THE REFUGEE ACT NUMBER 10 0F 1998.

    HOWEVER, I CALL FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AS A PERSON TO HELP ME HIDE UNDER
    YOUR SHED, SO THAT I CAN RECEIVE ALL MY SUPPLY PAYMENT IN YOUR ACCOUNT, THE
    PAYMENT USUALLY MADE TO ME VIA BANK
    TRANSFER,CASHIER CHEQUE AND MONEY ORDER.PERHAPS, AN ARRANGEMENT WILL BE MADE
    BY ME TO GET THE MONEY SEND TO MY END WITHOUT BREAKING THE SOUTH AFRICA
    GOVERNMENT LAW AND RESTRICTIONS AGAINST ASYLUM SEEKER.

    FINALLY I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TO CALL ME ON MY BELOW TELEPHONE NUMBER TO
    DISCUSS ABOUT PERCENTAGE ON EACH PAYMENT MADE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FROM MY
    CUSTOMERS.IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION/QUERY PLEASE CONTACT ME ON 27 73 679
    7411/EMAIL yahlatiff@yahoo.com

    THANKS FOR YOUR CO OPERATION.

  • Spam-Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:48:26 -0700 (PDT)

    Dr vincent iwu <dr_vinciwu@yahoo.com> wrote:

    Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:48:26 -0700 (PDT)
    From: Dr vincent iwu <dr_vinciwu@yahoo.com>
    Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION/ FINAL ORDER
    To: [email removed]
    CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
    FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT
    TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA ISLAND,  
    LAGOS NIGERIA .
     
     
    Attn: Sir,
                             PAYMENT NOTIFICATION/ FINAL ORDER:
     
    This is to draw your attention that your fund is now ready for payment but we have dictated a lot of irregularity involvements attached to your payment file.
     
    (1) Did you at any time delegate any body not even from your family to claim your fund on your behalf?
    (2) Were you involve in a motor accident?
    (3) Are you aware or related to one Mr. Thomas Baker from your country?
     
    Please reconfirm and answer the above questions because one Mr. Thomas Baker came to our Foreign Payment Department and submitted an application that you have authorized your fund to be paid into the account of Oceanic Bank of Switzerland with Account number SW-A943BDG99. Then he said that the earlier submitted bank account information¢s for your payment will not be further used as you are now paralyzed in the hospital as a result of the ghastly motor accident you had.
     
    Infact, after processing the application by Mr. Thomas Baker himself which he made known to us that he came from you, he was anxiously ready to clear all the bank charges that you are supposed to pay so as to make sure that we effect this transfer payment as quickly as possible without any further delay. All duplicate copies of his application letter and  documents are attached to your files. Due to this reason, we have decided to make this contact and verification to find out exactly what is the true position of Mr. Baker’s representation.
     
    The delay in the transfer is from us now just because we requested for a power of attorney from him which is an authorization from you, for him to act on your behalf as regards to the pursue of this payment. He asked for a week so as to submit the documents but up till now we have not receive any of the documents from any of you, why? So you are requested to acknowledge this department on your readiness to receive your fund and forward to us a legal authorization (power of attorney) for us to give the final payment instruction to credit your nominated bank account without further delay.
     
    Thanks for your corporation.
    Yours faithfully,
    Dr. Vincent Iwu.
    Director foreign payment,
    Finance and Account Directorate
    Central Bank of Nigeria.

  • 20070318-White Walls

    There is a place called the safe-housed box.
    You’ll be wrapped in your swaddling cloth.
    You’ll be rocked back to deep sleep
    and no more sound from your peep.

    You’ll have no more need to feel deep pain
    or the loneliness for being you.
    You’ll be counting lots sheep
    and forgetting how to weep.

    The milky draught will make you alive —
    to start all over like someone new.
    The price to pay is too steep
    for those who take the first leap.

    A poem of three, four-lines stanzas in 9-9-7-7 syllables with abcc, decc, fgcc pattern.

    Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.