The GOP (Grand Old Party) are nothing more than a bunch of ‘Gross Old Poopers’ who want to cast the first stone at Governor Eliot Spitfire of New York by forcing his resignation due to his liaisons with prostitutes over several years. If he does resign, then his running mate, Lieutenant Governor David Paterson, who is a partially blind black man, would be installed.
Spitzer, like so many guys with higher sexual drives than most women, is no alone. Bill Clinton, for example, is a fornicator and had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. The Republican-controlled House voted for his impeachment. But later the Republican-controlled Senate voted to acquit Clinton until he completed his term as president of the United States.
Senator Larry Craig of Idaho is a closeted ‘gay’ and was arrested for cottaging by his lewd conduct in the men’s bathroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on June 11, 2007. On August 8, 2007, Senator Craig pleaded guilty on a lesser charge of disorderly conduct. He announced his resignation but later refused.
Having extra marital affair cannot be avoided among men. Men are designed to be dogs that look for any excitement and stray away from home when the food taste terrible and the sex is horrible. And women are fools to believe they are married to their one and only faithful mate until death do they part. The children are bred and the world turns around on its axis for many more eons.
If Bill Clinton and Larry Craig did not resign their positions in office, I see no reason why Eliot Spitzer should be the one to take another fall for those who managed to hide their affairs better than him. Anytime a man calls home and tells the wife he needs to stay late in the office, that is a sure sign. I know because I too have my stories that I’ll keep to myself for now.
So in defense for the likes of Pete and pals who are running behind the scenes with our hard working backs and taking up our precious time and having fun with our illegal tax monies, I say let the dudes have their fun with their soft comfort pillows – their paid prostitutes. By taking away drugs and alcohol, nay, video games from these types of addicted folks, the world would be quite tense and frustrated.
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